and I’m really sweaty and gross!
I don’t have very much to tell you right now, but, I do know my boobs look awesome today and I would like to show them to you.
I really don’t understand my boobs. They go from little B’s to big C’s without any rhyme or reason. I don’t really get it! And no, I am not pregnant. I know that is what you are going to suggest.
I don’t know why you think there needs to be a logical scientific explanation for this. Can’t you just understand that my boobs have a mind of their own ?