Tommy Pistol is kind of like my brother, who I occasionally have sex with on camera. And like most brothers and sisters, we like to pick on each other. Actually, in our relationship, I am more like the mean older brother and he is kind of like my annoying little sister- who I have no problem picking on, but god forbid if I see someone else picking on him (or her??) I would kick their ass.
In any case, he called me a few times today and I didn’t call him back. I always have at least 3 missed calls from my mother, and Tommy Pistol any time I look at my phone. He then texted me and said “Look, my penis is the size of a can of Red Bull!”
And then I told him that was a small can of Red Bull, but I was glad his penis was watching its sugar intake.
So for all you people out there who ever wondered how big Tommy Pistol’s penis was, it’s a little bigger than a small can of Red Bull. It’s a good size, for a penis and a Red Bull. I mean, those huge cans of Red Bull aren’t really good for you anyways.