I really can’t believe the year has gone by this fast. I feel like the year just started? The way time is flying is actually becoming creepy. I feel like I’m going to close my eyes and open them again and I will be like, 65 years old. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anyways. What the fuck happened this year? I am going to leave out incredibly horrible things, like a psychopath shooting a bunch of kids in a school. Or another psychopath shooting a bunch of people who wanted to see the new Batman. Come to think of it, there were a whole bunch of really morbid and completely unnecessary mass shootings this year …. hopefully in 2013 there will be a lot less of that.
But on a brighter note, I did have a pretty good year! I shot a lot of great porn, and got to do some interesting shit. I’m pretty happy with my life. Things could be a little better, but they could also be a hell of a lot worse.
I started off the year losing a whole bunch of AVN awards – something like, 28 of them. Hey. You know what they say – (or does anyone actually say this?): you can’t lose a bunch of awards unless you get nominated for a bunch of awards? So in some way it was an honor.
I got to watch the Superbowl live, with Dave Navarro. Ironically, it was actually the only time I ever watched a football game in its entirety in my whole life.
During Superbowl weekend I met someone I greatly admire – Billy Corgan.
…. And someone I don’t admire at all. Guy Fieri.
Jessie Lee and I got matching tattoos of coffee cups –
I won some awards at the Nightmoves awards show
I put various objects in my ass, and it looks to be holding up quite nicely!
I got a very cute dog from a shelter who I named Romona.
Melissa did a lot of really cool makeup on set.
We finally shot Evil Head after talking about it for 7 years.
I got to see Refused.
I banged all the Presidential candidates and their running mates.
I put Dana’s foot in my vagina.
I went to Mexico.
This guy came with me. He’s pretty sweet! =)
I appeared on Dave Attel’s show – Dave’s Old Porn
And I ate some amazing soup dumplings in Flushing, Queens on Christmas – like a good Jewish girl!
From the moon, to New York City – I have conquered it all!
Happy New Year, everyone!
Happy post Christmas everyone!
I have a few more photos taken by the glorious Melissa Makeup (twitter.com/xmelissamakeupx) showing off her amazing zombie makeup, and her ability to transform a bunch of regular sluts with tattoos into the cast of The Walking Dead.
This is me as Lori! See – I’m all dirty because it’s like, the Zombie apocalypse and all. And in the apocalypse, there is no pink hair dye left – so it all disappeared.
I’m Looking super happy like Lori always does!
Kleio as Andrea! She basically looks like her adorable self with longer hair. Thankfully, this was just a wig. Don’t worry!
Danny as Glenn!
Alright, I know some of you lame asses were offended by me turning someone non-Asian into someone Asian, but Danny is an important member of the BurningAngel family and I really wanted him in this movie – and he actually has a lot of similar features as Glenn and made the most sense to play him. Around election time, I aged Danny about 60 years and turned him into Joe Biden. In Evil Head, we gave him an 80’s looking wig. I was not doing this to make fun of anyone of any race – I did this because it was a parody. So all you over-sensitive PC people: calm down.
Skin Diamond as Michonne!
Michonne is by far the sexiest girl on Walking Dead, and Skin is one of the sexiest people I know. This all made sense.
It’s Owen as Daryl!
Sierra Cure as Sophia! This was pretty awesome and creepy!
Sierra again as zombie Sophia! And Melissa smooching her cute Zombie face.
Wolf is Carl. He played my son! Bwahahahaha
And the above photos here and sweet zombie makeup is by Andrea! Andrea was another makeup artist on this shoot – it took more than one person to paint up all these zombies!! You may recognize some of those sexy zombies.
And here are a bunch of other random photos from set:
Pictures from Jeff!
The shoot was exhausting, and adventurous and was by far the biggest production we have ever made. I am really proud of it and I can’t wait for you all to see it! I still have no idea what to call it. If you think of anything, tweet at me and let me know!
It was my birthday yesterday! It was not any other holiday! Nothing else happened. And all I want for my birthday is for you to buy a membership to BurningAngel.com, so if you’re not gonna do it for yourself, then do it for me! 😉
I’m going to be a guest on The Robin Byrd Show next weekend!
Saturday December 29th, 10pm
The Cutting Room
44 E. 32nd St (Btwn Park & Madison Aves)
Tickets: $20 at 212-352-3101 or www.SpinCycleNYC.com
$15 per person food/beverage minimum!
Walking Dead? Or Head? Wanking Dead? Hmmm….
Well, we’re making yet another parody with dead people!! This time, it’s a spoof of The Walking Dead. There are so many zombies here, it’s crazy!
Jessie Lee and Brittany Lynn are some of the hottest zombies ever. Owen is playing Daryl!
Nikki Hearts on top of zombifying her hair!
Phoenix became a zombie for us and gave a zombie blowjob to Tommy Pistol aka “Rick” in the hospital.
I’m playing Lori! I’m currently de-pinking my hair with brown hairspray right now and it’s kinda sad. It’s all for the sake of zombie porno art!!!
Skin Diamond is our totally hot bad-ass Michonne!
Speaking of Michonne, her and Andrea (Kleio!) actually got it on instead of it being implied.
I wasn’t kidding – there were zombies EVERYWHERE! It was so awesome.