I really can’t believe the year has gone by this fast. I feel like the year just started? The way time is flying is actually becoming creepy. I feel like I’m going to close my eyes and open them again and I will be like, 65 years old. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anyways. What the fuck happened this year? I am going to leave out incredibly horrible things, like a psychopath shooting a bunch of kids in a school. Or another psychopath shooting a bunch of people who wanted to see the new Batman. Come to think of it, there were a whole bunch of really morbid and completely unnecessary mass shootings this year …. hopefully in 2013 there will be a lot less of that.
But on a brighter note, I did have a pretty good year! I shot a lot of great porn, and got to do some interesting shit. I’m pretty happy with my life. Things could be a little better, but they could also be a hell of a lot worse.
I started off the year losing a whole bunch of AVN awards – something like, 28 of them. Hey. You know what they say – (or does anyone actually say this?): you can’t lose a bunch of awards unless you get nominated for a bunch of awards? So in some way it was an honor.
I got to watch the Superbowl live, with Dave Navarro. Ironically, it was actually the only time I ever watched a football game in its entirety in my whole life.
During Superbowl weekend I met someone I greatly admire – Billy Corgan.
…. And someone I don’t admire at all. Guy Fieri.
Jessie Lee and I got matching tattoos of coffee cups –
I won some awards at the Nightmoves awards show
I put various objects in my ass, and it looks to be holding up quite nicely!
I got a very cute dog from a shelter who I named Romona.
Melissa did a lot of really cool makeup on set.
We finally shot Evil Head after talking about it for 7 years.
I got to see Refused.
I banged all the Presidential candidates and their running mates.
I put Dana’s foot in my vagina.
I went to Mexico.
This guy came with me. He’s pretty sweet! =)
I appeared on Dave Attel’s show – Dave’s Old Porn
And I ate some amazing soup dumplings in Flushing, Queens on Christmas – like a good Jewish girl!
From the moon, to New York City – I have conquered it all!
Happy New Year, everyone!