Sacramento !!!! I’m coming!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on January 2, 2013

 

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Happy New Year everybody!

Are you all ready to get back to real life? I feel like everyone’s brain has been turned off since mid December. I am guilty for that as well. I know you guys don’t care much about my brain, but I do need it for things . I know you can’t penetrate a brain on camera and jizz all over it, but I do need to use my brain to do a bunch of stuff that keeps this company going, and ultimately helps you jerk off.

So my brain is back on. I am ready to be human again.

However, before you start taking yourself too seriously and shit, come get a few lap dances from me in Sacramento this week! I am doing like a bazillion shows so you really have no excuse to miss me if you live anywhere in the area.

It would be a great way to start off your year – and it’s a great way to start off MY year. And also as a side note, I will say that I have been to this strip club 3 times now – and I have been to many other strip clubs in America, and Gold Club in Sacramento has hands down THE HOTTEST STRIPPERS. I am not joking. I don’t know what there is in the water in Sacramento that makes girls so hot, but there is something there. I don’t quite understand. Perhaps it is all the amphetamines and In and Out Burgers ?

So go use your Christmas bonus on a lap-dance from either myself, or another super hot stripper at Gold Club Centerfolds.

11363 Folsom Blvd.
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742

January 2-5, 2013
Times:
Wednesday 10:30pm, 12:30am
Thursday 10:30pm, 12:30am
Friday 12pm (yeah noon – the lunch crowd!!!), 9pm, 11pm, 1am
Saturday 9pm, 11pm, 1am

Yeah, it’s a stripper marathon!! See you there!

xoxox

One Response to “Sacramento !!!! I’m coming!”

  1. Rosie said...

    Cincopa video hosting solution for your website. Another great product from Cincopa Send Files.

    You have a lovely brain. Happy New Year Joanna.

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