Happy New Year everybody!
Are you all ready to get back to real life? I feel like everyone’s brain has been turned off since mid December. I am guilty for that as well. I know you guys don’t care much about my brain, but I do need it for things . I know you can’t penetrate a brain on camera and jizz all over it, but I do need to use my brain to do a bunch of stuff that keeps this company going, and ultimately helps you jerk off.
So my brain is back on. I am ready to be human again.
However, before you start taking yourself too seriously and shit, come get a few lap dances from me in Sacramento this week! I am doing like a bazillion shows so you really have no excuse to miss me if you live anywhere in the area.
It would be a great way to start off your year – and it’s a great way to start off MY year. And also as a side note, I will say that I have been to this strip club 3 times now – and I have been to many other strip clubs in America, and Gold Club in Sacramento has hands down THE HOTTEST STRIPPERS. I am not joking. I don’t know what there is in the water in Sacramento that makes girls so hot, but there is something there. I don’t quite understand. Perhaps it is all the amphetamines and In and Out Burgers ?
So go use your Christmas bonus on a lap-dance from either myself, or another super hot stripper at Gold Club Centerfolds.
11363 Folsom Blvd.
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
January 2-5, 2013
Wednesday 10:30pm, 12:30am
Thursday 10:30pm, 12:30am
Friday 12pm (yeah noon – the lunch crowd!!!), 9pm, 11pm, 1am
Saturday 9pm, 11pm, 1am
Yeah, it’s a stripper marathon!! See you there!