You know, even the little 1 page scripts that I write for the scenes on PunkSchoolGirls.com take some time and energy, and I do use the same part of my brain for them that I used in my screen-writing class in college. You try writing about 50 scenarios a year that lead to sex and see how well you do! I am not sure how many of you out there actually watch the scenarios that lead to sex but, in any case here is the dialog from Proxy Paiges scene that we shot last week.
You, your girlfriend, and one of your horny friends that you don’t feel threatened by who you you don’t mind watching you bone your girlfriend can all try to re-enact this together! All you really need is some kind of table with chairs, really.
Here is Proxy Paige!
Here is a basic storyboard of what happened in her scene.
And here is everything written out. My friend Herbert and I actually collaborated on this masterpiece together!! He helps me out when I am having porno writers block.
I encourage you to read this at an open mic night at a coffee house near you.
INT. LUNCH ROOM – DAY
Proxy is sitting alone. Two guys approach her- one has a sandwich with some meat looking product on it. The two guys look at each other and try to decide who is going to talk to her. they both find her strange look really intriguing and hot.
Hey ! Why are you sitting all by yourself all the way over here?
Well, I’m vegan. And I don’t want to be anywhere near people eating meat. It will contaminate my food and violate a lot of animal rights.
Wow. You’re really hardcore about that.
Yeah, I am. So can you please take your carcass away from me and leave me alone.
The guys look defeated.
So what about your shoes- aren’t they leather?
Nope . They’re all synthetic.
Wasn’t your shirt made in a sweat shop?
No- I made this myself. Out of hemp, that I grew in my backyard.
I’m sure your deodorant or shampoo had to be tested on animals
My what? Is that English?
they are all silent.
Would you ever swallow jizz from a guy who isn’t vegetarian?
(thinks about it) Yeah, I have. That doesn’t hurt any animals.
Does it taste any different
A guy who eats meat tastes a little saltier. (she looks at the two guys) And I could really use some salt on this rice.
note: if its possible to get shots of her blowing them underneath the lunch table, that would be awesome. but if not, they can all just fuck out in the open in the lunch room because that is totally normal in the school of BurningAngel.