Hey guys! Just a little quick reminder for those of you who don’t follow me all over the internet: I’ll be in NYC this weekend! And TONIGHT, I’m performing LIVE at SAPPHIRE Gentlemen’s Club, and BurningAngel girls Kleio Valentien, Draven Star, and Roggie will be in attendance!
I go on at 1AM so don’t blow your load early!! Haha! I’ll be sticking around after if you want to meet me =)
ALSO, there’s some kinda big football game this weekend, the Superb Owl (hooo!). So I decided to have a fun little contest!
So what you have to do is FOLLOW ME on Instagram @JoannaAngel OR @Burning_Angel and then cast your vote on these image posts for #CLITHAWKS or #BUTTBRONCOS, and based on which real team wins on Sunday, one lucky person who voted for the corresponding parody team will an official Joanna Angel fleshlight!!
You can enter my little #Fleshbowl contest right up until the game starts on Sunday!! Good luck!
It’s the most wonderful time of the week – Throwback Thursday! haha! I like taking my fans on a trip down memory lane, so let’s stroll on down to that time that I was a hot bartender/owner of a fictional bar called “Ugly”. This is my vision of what I thought a sexy tender of bar would wear!
This is also now a Thong Thursday post! I hope to break the internet with my butt someday. I’m a dreamer.
In the movie – for some reason, the health inspector found my bar not “up to code.” So what if it’s a little bit dirty and people are slutting around, and my most loyal bar patron won’t put on a shirt? Pffft. Nobody said being a hot bartender chick was going to be easy.
If you want to get a copy of Bartenders on DVD, you can find it on store.burningangel.com here: Bartenders on DVD. It also stars some of your favorite BA girls – Kleio Valentien, Dana DeArmond, Kylee Kross, and Moretta Coxxx! Did I mention we have an orgy together? Because that was awesome! Ahh, I love TBT.
Eeeee! That’s so exciting! We caught wind of a blog on wetpaint.com recapping moments from an interview Norman Reedus and Andrew Lincoln did in Singapore earlier this month. Our mentions start at 5’30” –
=D Thank you for the huge compliment! We also think Owen did a fantastic job in his role as Daryl Dixon!
He’s very effective at killing zombies.
Haha, I love his “this is going to happen” face.
Zombie girls just wanna have fun, ya know? Owen is very effective at BANGING zombies to second-death as well.
Woo hoo! Thanks again, we’re extremely flattered!!
PS – Hey! Maybe AMC should let Tommy Pistol write an episode! I mean, his Rick Grimes is spot on and he did a fucking AMAZING job with our script!
These are my boobs from a scene in BAND SLUTS. Ahem, which won BEST COMEDY at AVN 2014. Just saying! 😉
Can we all just admire how great everyone’s boobs are?! There’s a new video on my site – “Behind Jessie and Tori!” that goes behind the scenes of the STRAP ON scene we shot starring them! You can check that out HERE.
PS LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW ON VIVID RADIO!!! Must have SiriusXM radio to listen in! Also, call me!!
It’s been a crazy month! From Wisconsin to Vegas, and then NYC next weekend. I don’t know what city I am in and when.
Here’s a few pics you never got to see from my stage show in Wisconsin!
Here I am wearing my crackhead fairy princess Las Vegas showgirl light-up outfit. I love this outfit! It always goes over well.
And here is my leather daddy outfit.
Don’t I look so Judas Priest chic?!
Here’s my cheerleader/raver outfit.
I used to be so opposed to wearing these kinds of furry things on my legs, but one day Aiden Ashley and Bonnie Rotten encouraged me to get them and I was like… why the hell not. I felt a little like I was having a midlife crisis, because these kinds of furry leg warmers are usually meant for girls half my age but… when I tried them on I thought they were kind of adorable, and they made me want to dance. So a strip club is the perfect place to wear them (and take them off)!
Yeehaw! Giddyup, motherfuckers!
I saw a bunch of friends in Madison!
This woman screaming into my ass is a very old friend of mine, who used to work for BurningAngel – our first staff photographer named “The Lovely Brenda”. She lives in Wisconsin now, and she made a trip to see me! She also took some of the photos you are looking at on my blog here.
And Severin Graves also came out to see me! That was a nice surprise.
Also, this awesome fucking tattoo right here! My fans rule.
I enjoyed my stay in middle America . Thank you Silk Madison!!! I hope to be back sometime =)