Wooo, sports ball Earth Chalice!! Wanna score?
You can DickGoal Like Dempsey with the official Joanna Angel fleshlights! Kinda. Click here! As you can tell, I don’t really follow sports so much as I am aware there are some sexy-ass calf and cock muscles down in Brazil right now… and um, USA! USA! USA!?!?! =)
Have a great Friday, everyone!
PS – I probably meant World Cup, not Earth Chalice? It’s not the same, is it? =(
Once upon a time, there was a movie called School of Black Cock that was nominated for Interracial Movie of the Year, but didn’t win because maybe the judges were too cool for school (of black cock). And in that movie, there was a tale about a girl named Indigo Augustine, who was in detention for dropping a pencil, and the awful teacher in the room went on a tirade about why he hates hot tattooed girls. What. A. Dick.
Fuck yeah, hardcore upskirt! Wooo!
Hi everybody! My wonderful mom is in town visiting me, staying at my place and I love it when she visits because: MOM!!! Yay! She knows what I do, but she doesn’t really ask a lot of questions.
As you can imagine, I have some pretty interesting stuff in my place – lots of panties, awards, things that buzz and the like. Of course, mom picks up a fleshlight and asked what it was. It was closed (and unused – I have a lot of them laying around the place), and I said it was a flashlight. Then she tries to turn the thing on. Then she asked why I had so many, so I told her I was very scared of the dark.
It was a lot of fun seeing her try to figure out how to make the light turn on, and she told me it was good to have so many large flashlights. They’re good for earthquakes and emergencies and stuff! When she couldn’t figure out how to turn it on, she just put it down and walked away. She knows it’s something, but doesn’t want to know what. She also asked if people came over and did shows on the pole in my room, and I replied, “Sometimes,” and then she said she bets that they use the flashlight in the show.
I think that was her special mom way of saying “I know there is something dirty in that flashlight, but I don’t want to ask!”
I’m sorry, mom! I’ll tell you what it is one day, but I think you already know!
Happy titty Tuesday, everybody!
I heard you guys like my #starboobs and that it should be my new superhero name. I like it, but I think Joanna Angel is already my superhero name! Haha!
Here’s some photos from set while I was working with the very talented Mr. Victor Rodriguez!
Perhaps you may have noticed – yes, that’s a new classic style mermaid tattoo on my thigh! I think it goes really well with this classic pin up style I was rocking =)
Have a fantastic Tuesday, everyone!
Happy Friday, everyone! Here’s a brand new installment of COOKIN’ WITH JOANNA ANGEL straight from my kitchen at Casa de Angel, of course!
I’m guessing not many of you have heard of zoodles – they’re noodles made out of zucchini! I like to use this as a substitute for pasta to help keep me in babe-ly, camera-ready shape – and also, they’re flipping delicious. Now watch my video and learn how to make zoodles like a pro! (I know, I know – and she can cook!)
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme some zoodles! Yum.
Have a spectacular weekend!