So, in honor of the world-famous tremendous nerd-fest that is happening in San Diego this week, here’s the trailer for BurningAngel’s Young, Nerdy and Dirty!
This movie is dedicated to all you beautiful people out there who aren’t afraid to let your geek flags fly! I mean, whomever really decided that nerds aren’t totally the alpha-class amongst all of us are just silly – have you seen the amazingly diverse gathering of humanity at Comic-Con?! Some of the raddest-as-fuck people in the world find themselves at SDCC (hello, Norman Reedus!).
Young, Nerdy and Dirty stars Phoenix Askani as a regional chess champion, Hermionie Danger as the A+ Bookworm, Sidney Scarlet as the Librarian’s assistant, and Vada, our magical little LARPer! Using the power of your brain and imagination is very darn sexy.
See? You should watch ASAP!! Also, the music you’re hearing in the trailer is a song called Fingerbangin’, by the all-time best nerdiest, dirtiest band around known as Sweatheart! I just loved it when I heard it and thought the song was a perfect match made in porno heaven, haha!
Oh by the way – we’re also in the process of making a fucking kick-ass cosplay movie. I can’t wait to share it with you in the future!
Not only that, we’re gonna be partying it up Friday at GRANDBAR from 10pm-4am…
Oh yeah, and you can text VIP to 41411 for NO COVER! Everybody wins =)
Get your sexy party on! Flick the bean! See you in Chicago!
As this flier states, next weekend is CHICAGO EXXXOTICA and there will be a BurningAngel booth there! Signing at this booth – and featured as little pepperoni slices on this deep dish pizza, clockwise from ME – are….KLEIO, SIDNEY SCARLET, PAIGE, RIZZO, PHOENIX ASKANI and FELIX! And of course, I will be there too! =)
So come to CHICAGO next weekend and give us a hug in the windy city. For more INFO on where it is, when we’re signing and how to buy tickets, click HERE!!!
P.S. Lots of people were offended by my Butt Flag picture on the 4th. I’m sorry – I didn’t mean to offend anyone and it wasn’t even modeled after a real American flag (there weren’t even 50 butts in place of 50 stars – only, like, 38!!!). On that note, I really hope that this image does not offend anyone. I love all pizza equally and would fight violently to defend the honor of deep dish pizza! This was in no way an attempt to desecrate Chicago’s deep dish pizza. Thank you.
This weekend, I was in Chicago celebrating at Phoenix Askani’s Birthday party! It was a blast. It’s kind of odd that before this summer I had been to Chicago once, and now I have been there like 5 times. I have decided I like it there. The food is amazing (and ridiculously gluttonous, but whatever) the bars are a lot of fun, and I have the most awesome posse of hoes there. I especially like the bartenders there…
At Phoenix’s party, there was a Jello wrestling contest. It turned into more of a Jello make-out fest than actual wrestling but I think that is the whole point of it, right? Anyways BurningAngel girl Sidney Scarlet partook in the wrestling. Any excuse for us to see Sidney’s boobs is a good one.
Here is my butt in the air and my face in Phoenix Askani’s vagina. It was her special birthday lap dance. Weeeee! I should really remember that if I plan on giving lap dances to someone on a stage in a bar, I need to wear nicer panties. I’m so enmarassed! These are green H & M thongs that like, come in a pack of six. Not very glamorous. Oh well. Sorry for my ugly panties, Chicago. I will do better next time, I promise.
Before the party, we went to some restaurant called “Porkchop”. It was really un-kosher. Everything on the menu had pork in it. The wall had saws all over it – it was pretty cool looking. So here is me and Azure Maddox, Veruca James, and another friend of ours named Matt, hanging out inside the saws. It looks sorta Texas Chainsaw Massacre – right?
Here is Me and Phoenix and Damon out at a bar last night!
Come out and celebrate with me if you’re in the area…INFO ABOUT BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT IS HERE!!!