Happy Hump Day to you all! I’m a little under the weather today with convention-cold, so I’m gonna keep it brief! Here’s a million pictures from the weekend I spent with my Burning Angel girls and guys – Draven Star (host of this year’s Inked Awards, congratulations!), Sierra Cure, Ophelia Rain, Emily Parker, Nikki Hearts, Skin Diamond (have you seen her amazing catsuit milk shows during Stockroom’s Kinky Cabaret stage shows – or my Official Joanna Angel Line demonstrations?!) , and just too many babes to count! I was even inducted into the Inked Awards Hall of Fame with the one and only Janine Lindemulder! Thank you, what an honor! Now, the photos –
Time to load myself up with some chicken soup – aka Jewish penicillin! Hahahah
Special shout out and thanks to Mr. Johnny Goodluck for taking such awesome pictures all weekend!
As always, thank you to Exxxotica for having us! Until next time!
Happy Throwback Thursday! Since The Walking Dead starts back up this weekend, a little revisit to The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody seemed appropriate! Let’s travel back to when Michonne (Skin Diamond) saved Andrea (Kleio Valentien) from a zombie horde in an abandoned hospital while on a mission to find medicine! They both bonded over their hatred of zombie dicks, and their shared love of girl on girl cunnilingus!
Zombie apocalypse lesbians are the best kind of lesbians… Oh who am I kidding – all lesbians are the best kind of lesbians!
Enjoy your Thursday – watch the full scene here! And don’t forget about my LIVE WEBCAM SHOW this evening at 7:30pm PST! You can either be a member of BurningAngel.com and watch for free or chip in $5 for a gold show on streamate. Plus, if you miss a show, you’ll be able to see it archived on the site in a couple weeks! See you later, my fellow pervs =)
Happy Hump Day, everybody – especially to Lily Lane, whose birthday is also today! Happy birthday, Lily!
Anywho – onto business: more Exxxotica Expo photos from my weekend in Dallas, Texas! We’ll start with that time Sheridan Love came to visit me as sexy Princess Jasmine, boobs out!
My assistant ran into Anna Bell Peaks in the hotel lobby and beckoned her to come visit the Stockroom booth via instagram – and I’m glad she did because Anna Bell is SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT!! Also, we exchanged pink hair tips.
Here’s the incredible Ms. Skin Diamond in a blue latex dress, that my assistant was freaking out about because of a geek fandom of which they are both a part. She looks amazing, not to mention for all the dungeon style stage shows we performed, she also dressed like a BDSM Cat Woman and poured “milk” all over herself (it was actually whipping cream!) –
We went to the post- Exxxotica pool party for a little while on the roof of the hotel, however we had dinner plans to get some more Texas BBQ… =)
Ahh, yes – it was BRISKET TIME at Lockhart Smokehouse! And the ribs and the 110 year old sausage recipe and the mac and cheese were serious business!
You can really tell these people love their BBQ – and we love their meat too! I honestly couldn’t tell you which Texas BBQ experience I enjoyed more, because it’s like I went to heaven twice this weekend. Yum!! Thank you for letting us put all the meat in our mouths!
I’ll be back some day, Dallas! Thanks, Exxxotica =)
Hiii! Happy Hump Day to you all. Yesterday, I had some of my favorite hot tattooed sluts over for a BBQ, because that’s how I do! There were burgers, laughs, nudity, and a sexy photoshoot that you’ll hear more about in the future.
Here’s just a few photos from the fun we had –
Lily Lane was looking fine as hell, as usual!
I think this is some kind of BBQ Inception –
A hot dog in a cheeseburger! Kelsi Lynn has already begun to subconsciously engineer your food cravings. Not to mention, her pink hair reminds me of cotton candy!
Veronica Layke was here with her puggle, rocking a serious beehive hairstyle. She’s a flawless 60’s pin up all the time, I’m serious!
If there were 4 Veronica Laykes… that would probably be amazing!
Loving Skin’s short haircut! And I think we need to get Sheena to have some kind of pink in her hair. We can start a pink hair gang – everyone would want to be in our gang!
Also, doesn’t my panther tattoo look AWESOME?
Have a titillating Wednesday, people =)
My trip to Vegas was a quick fun whirlwind. I saw some friends, ate some awesome food, drank about 30 different kinds of alcohol, then came back home. Vegas is incredibly cheesy, and overpriced – but there is truly no where else I would rather spend (or waste?) my money. The over-indulgence and the excessive decadence works wonders on all my serotonin levels – for about 50 hours. Then it’s time to go home.
Speaking of over-indulgence, I had an amazing meal at Bouchon Bistro! It’s a Thomas Keller restaurant in The Venetian in Vegas. We were greeted there with a giant tower of non-kosher sea-food.
Skin Diamond came along! It is always so wonderful being able to spend time with her.
Small Hands was there too, along with my friend Fred, and another friend named Steve. Fred and Steve are good people, you just don’t know who they are because they don’t put their penises inside of people on camera for the world to see.
I saw the world famous MILF Queen Lisa Anne at the Gentleman’s Club expo.
I also saw Duke’s slutty superstar Belle Knox.
I also saw Paul Bunyan (okay, that’s not Paul Bunyan, he’s a giant prospector panning for gold, but whatever – they were friends).
We’re gonna work on some feature dance gigs together. Be on the lookout!
And there was this one time in Vegas when I was asked to cover up in a restaurant with a shawl they provided me because my shirt was see-through.
It surely was an adventure.
Or come find me in Portland/Eugene/Vancouver over the weekend!