My trip to Vegas was a quick fun whirlwind. I saw some friends, ate some awesome food, drank about 30 different kinds of alcohol, then came back home. Vegas is incredibly cheesy, and overpriced – but there is truly no where else I would rather spend (or waste?) my money. The over-indulgence and the excessive decadence works wonders on all my serotonin levels – for about 50 hours. Then it’s time to go home.
Speaking of over-indulgence, I had an amazing meal at Bouchon Bistro! It’s a Thomas Keller restaurant in The Venetian in Vegas. We were greeted there with a giant tower of non-kosher sea-food.
Skin Diamond came along! It is always so wonderful being able to spend time with her.
Small Hands was there too, along with my friend Fred, and another friend named Steve. Fred and Steve are good people, you just don’t know who they are because they don’t put their penises inside of people on camera for the world to see.
I saw the world famous MILF Queen Lisa Anne at the Gentleman’s Club expo.
I also saw Duke’s slutty superstar Belle Knox.
I also saw Paul Bunyan (okay, that’s not Paul Bunyan, he’s a giant prospector panning for gold, but whatever – they were friends).
We’re gonna work on some feature dance gigs together. Be on the lookout!
And there was this one time in Vegas when I was asked to cover up in a restaurant with a shawl they provided me because my shirt was see-through.
It surely was an adventure.
Or come find me in Portland/Eugene/Vancouver over the weekend!