Happy Friday! In case you didn’t know, I had a live webcam show broadcast on BurningAngel.com and Spizoo.com with my friend and porn star legend Jessica Jaymes! Fun fact about Jessica: she has a ton of mayo packets in her purse. Hahaha
Anyway, Jessica and I have been friends for so long and have never boned, so I decided that had to change. I love having sex with my friends, it’s fun (and all of my friends are pretty hot which certainly helps). Here’s some screen shots to keep you warm from the spectacle – where we were sexy little lesbian elves!
And of course, Small Hands shared his sweet candy cane. =) Ho-ho-holiday threesome!
Yum! We all shared some sex-nogg at the end, and it was delicious! Wink wink! The archived show will be up in the future at BurningAngel.com just in case you missed our reindeer games! Don’t forget – you can still use code ‘halfoffBA’ to get a 50% off membership to my sites!!
Everyone have a great weekend!
It must be getting close to my birthday aka Chrismas, because everyone wants to have sex with me lately – I love it! Haha, I feel so much more special than usual. Tonight I’ll be doing a live webcam show with my friend Jessica Jaymes and you know, we’re just a couple of holiday ho-ho-hoes who get to decide who’s been naughty and who’s been nice, and have a couple orgasms in front of people on the internet!
As always, it’s free for members of my sites joannaangel.com and burningangel.com, for which you can get 50% off a membership right now with code ‘halfoffBA’ when you sign up – or you can watch the simulcast on streamate at tinyurl.com/balivesex, but you have to chip in for the gold shows!! 7:30 pm PST (10:30 eastern!)
Come be Joanna-Santa’s slutty helpers and get elf’d with Jessica and I! See you later =)
It’s hump day and you need some pictures from Memorial Day weekend! My friend Johnny White had a bbq/party – a Bring Your Own Kiddie Pool party, the third one to be precise. Because that’s what you do when you are in Downtown LA and have more of an alley than a yard! Haha =)
This is how I party with my porno family –
by obtaining chips and salsa with Jessica Jaymes..
by looking bangin’ in bikinis with drinks in hand..
with men on leashes being flogged by Vyxen Steel..
and by being generally awesome and enjoying each others’ company.
Ah, the good things in life! Happy Hump Day, everybody!
I had a holiday and birthday party this weekend – I’m so blessed to have an amazing life and amazing friends – who like getting whipped and gagged for the holidays.
I love Jessica Jaymes and dear Juanito.
We made some food, too! It’s not a party without two things: Juanito Blanco, and DELICIOUS FOOD. It’s the Jewish grandma in me.
Eat your meat, Wolf!
And I don’t have a photo of them, but Kleio made some ridiculously awesome cookies and I wish I could put them in my mouth forever and ever. I want to taste Kleio’s cookies all the time! Yum yum.
Ahh, I love my BurningAngel porno family! Happy Holidays, everyone, and Happy Birthday early to me!
Hello everyone! It’s Hump Day and I have fun pics for you from my debauchery-filled holiday weekend. I would’ve posted this yesterday, but I was still hungover and my radio show requires a lot of energy! (Which if you heard yesterday, I had a “sharkgasm” contest to win a signed copy of my movie Sharkbait, where people called in and gave their best interpretation of what it would be like to simultaneously have an orgasm and be bitten by a shark. Haha!!)
Anywho – Mr. Small Hands and I spent time at the beach!!
We also spent time at my good friend Johnny ‘s Bring-Your-Own-Kiddie-Pool Party! Let me tell you, that is every bit as amazing as it sounds.
Heeeere’s Johnny! Hahaha! — Oh yeah, I got a new white thong bikini for the party!
Things got a little wacky as always!
Jessie and I taught Johnny a lesson while Ramona masterfully photo-bombed all of us like a boss.
That’s Ela Darling pouring this magical drink called RumChata down my throat. What is RumChata? Well, it’s Rum and Horchata and drinking it feels like the spring break I never had.
How can this much awesome fit into one tiny space? Ahh, good times!
Have an excellent week!