Here’s a sneak peek of pictures from my upcoming release…To be named “Kung Fu Pussy “!!!
Please note that “Kung Fu Pussy” is not a parody of Kung Fu Panda . I know how much you kids love parodies. Sorry . It’s not my thing, yo .
The movie is about me, Jessie and Kleio doing ninja stuff…And Dana Dearmond, Skin Diamond and Kelly Chaos are prisoners we need to save. Tom Byron is our wise Kung Fu teacher and there’s also an evil emperor.
It all makes sense . I swear.
The movie will be out in September . Now start getting excited about it !!!
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Well this weekend was craaaaazy. I shot a new movie; it’s about ninjas. We had three 15-hour days in a row – I posted that on Twitter and everyone seems to think I was fucking for 15-hours straight each day, but that is not the case at all! This movie had a 20-page script (that I wrote) with extensive fight scenes that required choreography, and a whole shitload of dialogue…You know, the stuff you assholes fast-forward through. I did get to have sex with porno legend Tom Byron – he’s been in porn for like 30 years! It was cool. I never worked with him before and I really enjoyed fucking him. It’s fun to experience new penises in my ass – particularly legendary ones!
I think I decided that the title of this movie will be “Kung Fu Pussy”. I had toyed with the idea of possibly calling it “Shaolin Ass” or “Fistful of Dicks” or something…but Kung Fu Pussy sounds better. It sort of sounds like a parody of Kung Fu Panda – but it’s not at all. There are no pandas in the film. However, the world seems to get very excited about porno parodies so perhaps if people think it is about Pandas, it might sell a few extra copies.
I will have “professional” photos from the film sometime next week, but in the meantime, here are a few photos I took from my phone from set. Shooting this movie was a great experience! I can’t wait to see how it turns out. Now I am exhausted! And I must start getting ready for my exciting trip to Chicago this weekend.
And just so everyone knows who you’re looking at in these amazing photos…
The cast of this movie is:
Here’s Brian Street Team and my friend Ssippi who did the set design on this film – being kung fu masters:
Here I am as a NINJA:
… yes I know there are no Asians in this movie. Sorry.