Hey all! So today, I decided I wanted to do a throwback Thursday about when we roasted the crap out of Brian Street Team. The guy who play’s Brian’s absentee dad in the scene does our lights and his bits are hysterical. You may remember him from my babysitter video as another neurotic father. I love Brian and I think he’s great and encourage “funny insults”, but other people made him cry in the scene.
The crying part is OK though because the jokes were (mostly) purely fiction and Jessie Lee and Juliette Black consoled him by “taking one for the team. Brian Street Team.” And then a hot threesome ensued. The acting was really spot on, I think!
I hope you’ve enjoyed this stroll down memory lane with meeee!
I was thinking about doing a SKIP today, but knew you’d probably appreciate a FREE PORN FRIDAY a little more…
I hope I was right! =)
Here is a 2-minute clip of me masturbating…BUT if you want to see THE WHOLE VIDEO, you can CLICK HERE!!!
Hope everyone has a good weekend!
Well, I woke up this morning and watched the news while I got ready for work…and saw that there was very important “Breaking News” on CNN – about Snoop Dogg. He is officially not “Snoop Dogg” anymore; he is now “Snoop Lion”. He died, and has been reborn in some kind of pot-induced spiritual adventure in Jamaica. He’s not gonna sing rap music anymore – Snoop Lion is going to sing reggae. I don’t know if Snoop Lion is going to make cameos in pop songs; I am not sure how Jah feels about Katy Perry and Justin Beiber. I guess we will have to see. Perhaps there will be another emergency news brief about that. I guess his mind is not on his money, and his money is not on his mind.
In any case, while I was on the way to my office this morning in Brooklyn, I stopped at the bagel shop and ate a bagel. I don’t eat that many bagels anymore – I save up my bagel-eating for when I am in New York. Eating bagels in Los Angeles is just plain stupid; even if it is a proper imitation of a “New York” bagel. Fuck that. So, I was like, in heaven eating my bagel. As I overdosed on cream cheese and carbohydrates, I had my own spiritual breakthrough. I am not Joanna Angel, I am now, Joanna Zebra! That is my spirit animal.
RIP Joanna Angel and Snoop Dogg.
Everybody! The moment you have all been waiting for has arrived! The movie of the century has been released, and it’s in the BurningAngel Store today. It’s about a bunch of slutty girls who work at a coffee shop!
Everyone worked very hard on this movie. It’s got a whole lot of hot sex along with a funny plot. The cast was amazing: myself (Yeah, I am pretty amazing!) Dana Dearmond, Kleio, Veruca James, Krysta Chaos, and Jessie Lee. I won’t say much more and continue to brag about my own movie, just watch the trailer and lemme know what you think (you can BUY IT HERE!). I’m pretty proud of it!
And here are a few PICS from the movie!!!
This weekend I shot a whole bunch of PORN. Yeah. That’s what I did. So whatever you did was not as cool as what I did!
Anyways, first off, I gave three dudes a blowjob. That was pretty awesome! I mean, why only put one penis in your mouth, when you can put three in your mouth? It was like, a multi-cultural blow-bang. The penises belonged to Chad Alva, Jon Jon, and John Strong. It was Penis Diversity Day inside of my mouth!
Absinthe (the newbie) shot with Danny Wylde. They were on the Burning Angel Yearbook staff for PunkSchoolGirl.com.
The 18-year-old newbie who decided to call herself Vada (after a character in Street Fighter) did a scene for PunkSchoolGirls.com with Tommy Pistol. The scenario involved Tommy trying to impress Vada by smoking cigarettes – and since it was Tommy, he acted completely ridiculous.
I love Tommy; he’s like my porn brother. Together we are so incredibly strange, it’s hard to describe it in words.
Vada ALSO fucked both Danny and Tommy. She loved it! What a naughty young girl.
We also shot Severin! It was really good to see her again. She too did a scene with two penises, and then also did another scene with Anthony Rosano who played the school nurse. I know when people think of porn, and nurses, they usually think of a chick being dressed up like a slutty nurse but I like to do things my own way and have the man play the naughty nurse. “A man can be a nurse just like a woman can be a doctor!” That was actually a line taken directly out of the script for the scene.
And then, we shot Veruca James with a new really hot lesbian chick named Nikki Hearts. Nikki admitted to me that she loves using a strap-on in her personal life, so I encouraged her to use one on camera. This scene was shot on the roof of our studio just as the sun was setting and it really looked beautiful. They looked so fucking hot together it was insane.
And that’s a wrap!