Happy Cinco de Mayo, people! The first part of our vacation movies from our wonderful trip to Cancun, Mexico is now posted – it’s a darling little film called Olé For Anal.
I don’t want to spoil it for everyone, but you could say we missed the first flight…
What? I needed to pack my other 37 bikinis from the laundry AND have anal sex before we left. It’s really Small Hands’ fault we missed the plane – he wouldn’t let me go to the airport covered in jizz. It happens! Haha. Anywhooo, go watch the full first part right here on BurningAngel.com! Or you can go eat a taco, that’s cool too – it’ll also be out on DVD later this month. Taco responsibly!
So listen up, assholes – here’s my story:
Once upon a time, late night at a WaWa, I had a 20 minute (or maybe more like 40 minutes) love affair with a trucker named Jimmy. Together, we made a beautiful son we call Xander. Jimmy had a daughter with some other whore from some other WaWa and that daughter’s name is Veronica. And well, my step-daughter – her name is Amber. She came from the mailman, it’s a long story. She’s smart – like, really smart. She’s in college right now and she’s got a cute boyfriend and his name is Bill. Kenny is my brother. He’s real famous on the internet. I’m proud of Kenny. And just a few months ago, I married Tommy. They always say, “Fourth time’s a charm!” …Let’s just say he’s got a good health plan, and I don’t have very good health.
Call us crazy, call us weird – but you can’t say we don’t love each other. This is my dysFUCKtional family. Now somebody: get me a drink.
=) check out the first episode of my DysFUCKtional Family Reunion streaming now at burningangel.com! I’m kind of a huge MILFy slut and bang my step-daughter’s hot boyfriend. Oops! Sign up with code LUCKY to get a 50% discount on membership!
This past weekend I did something different – I shot an entire movie in Cancun, Mexico. It was basically an excuse to have lots of sex with my friends for a weekend.
The movie will be called “Ole for Anal” – you’ll be seeing it in the future. But in the mean time, here are a few photos as a teaser.
It’s always porno time around here. Check out all the latest tattooed sluts to expect in upcoming punk smut from BurningAngel.com!
Two beautiful and amazing humans who look GREAT fucking together. Can’t wait for you to see it!
Then we had Marilyn-esque bombshell blonde Harlow Harrison on set for a couple scenes. She’s got such a classic look.
“Nice hat, wanna fuck?” 😉
A rockabilly pin-up styled Dollie Darko gave up the butt for Small Hands! Her initiation into the BurningAngel family was long overdue.
AND, we turned Yhivi into a goth doll that came to life! That’s pronounced E-V in case you were wondering.
How fucking adorable is this girl?? And her booty is divine. I’m really excited about the latest round of alt porn!
More to cum soon… mmm mm!
We’ve been busy at Burning Angel shooting all sorts of slut-tacular alt porn for everyone! Check it out – we’ve got some new faces full of attitude and spunk like Sloane Synful for her first scene, and Jenevieve Hexxx, faces (and butts) you may recognize, like Amber Ivy (getting double penetrated!), and Lola Luscious covered in Small Hands‘ jizz…
and familiar.. family-er faces like Veronica Rose, Tommy Pistol, Xander Corvus, Bill Bailey, and Small Hands from my new taboo porn “Joanna Angel’s Dysfucktional Family Reunion”! You know. We keep it in the family.
Haha! Seriously this was SO MUCH FUN to shoot. Me and my weird porno family always get down and have a good time! Look out for all these new skin flicks coming to BurningAngel.com!