“What could be better than one pussy?” – “A pussy and a robot!”
Remember that time I let Small Hands fuck me and a Verspanken at the same time? He was down with this little threeway! Happy Throwback Thursday.
Jeeze . Is it already the end of August ? This year is going by way too quickly . I’m going to blink my eyes and be 50 years old before I know it !
Anyways, after a very long week of shooting Evil Head I headed straight to the airport (still in corpse makeup ) and flew to Tampa for my signing at Fantasyland . Honestly, I have never seen a store like it . It’s not your run of the mill adult video store , it’s like a Cheers for the perverted people in the neighborhood . Seriously ! There’s a lounge with a pool table and food, porn movies in private rooms and lots of swingers to hang out with! Lots of people I met hang out there just about every day !
It’s a family owned store and the environment is extremely friendly and comfortable . I know this all sounds bizarre, but if you’re in Tampa stop by there and see what I’m talking about . I hope to go again . I can’t explain to you how much I loved watching older couples meet each other and then moments later check their calendars and coordinate schedules in the name of organizing orgies!
Here are a few photos of me at the signing !
I was lucky enough to be able to take topless and nude photos with some fans .
And here I am with the two managers of the store
They are a young sweet couple from Kentucky who moved to Tampa about a year ago to manage the store . It is owned by Samatha (the blonde’s) grandmother . As I said , it’s a family business !
Have a great day!
So, I will be appearing live in the damn flesh at FantasyLand adult super store in Tampa, Florida on Saturday August 18th, not to be confused with Disneyland in Orlando, Florida. I have a strong feeling DisneyLand would deny me access to their theme park, which is kind of upsetting. I always dug that Epcot Center ride and those genetically engineered chicken legs that were the size of a Honda Civic.
If you live in the Tampa area or feel like taking a road trip to the beautiful city of Tampa, please head over! It will be very nice to meet you! Also, Tampa is a city filled with culture and a rich history. Did you know in the early 20th century the cigar industry supported Tampa’s economy!
Here is the flyer for my signing.
Okay, I’m on the set of Evil Head right now! I promise I will post photos tomorrow/this week!
Well everyone, I don’t want to say too much about this now until I have more details, but after about 7 years of talking about making “Evil Head” (a porn parody of Evil Dead) I am actually going to make it. My friend Doug Sakmann will be directing it; he directed Re-Penetrator and The XXXorcist many years ago. We are supposed to shoot it next week but I don’t want to say too much about it and jinx anything! When I have more details about it, I will let you know!
I will be playing Linda, Kleio will be playing Shelly and Tommy Pistol will be playing Ash. If you have seen Evil Dead, I am sure you are aware that Linda doesn’t have a head for half the movie so I had to get a head cast made. It was pretty weird! It kinda felt like getting some weird kind of facial (the kind you get in a spa- you pervert!! )
Anyway, here I am getting my head cast. First, a bunch of green stuff was spread all over me.
Then, plaster got put on top of the green stuff.
An hour later, I had a new head!
This head will eventually get painted to look like Linda; naturally, the detached head will suck some cock.
Does everyone remember Neon!?
She was around in the very early days of BurningAngel (before I decided to get in the middle of this). She was one of my closest friends when we both lived in New York. I try to catch up with her whenever we can and reminisce about all the debauchery we took part in; we’re like two old perverted ladies at some kind of twisted reunion.
Anyways, Neon and I had some drinks at one of my favorite bars in Brooklyn, Pearl’s. We got real wasted on strong whiskey cocktails, and went in the photo booth to try to take dirty photos with intent to slip them to the bartenders with their tips. However, the photo booth was broken, so our plan failed. =(
Instead, I took some pics on my phone and I am sharing them with you guys. You deserve them more than the bartenders do anyways. Maybe this all happened for a reason!
I am back in Los Angeles now! I must prepare for a big shoot next week, and a bunch of other shit.