Hashtag Jew Things

posted by Punk Porn Princess on April 22, 2016

 

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#JewThings! I’m being a good Jewish daughter and am home spending time with my family for Passover this weekend. Chag Sameach! And uhh, buy my Fleshlight!! 40 years wandering the desert is a long time.

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Hahahahahaha. Visit tinyurl.com/jafleshlight and grab yourself one or two or five – you can never be too prepared!

 

xoxo
Joanna Angel

 

 

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Passover And Stuff!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on April 14, 2014

 

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Well this weekend was spent at a porn convention, and today I’ll be with my family eating matzoh and talking about the time Jews put blood on their doors and it rained frogs.

It’s just what I do.

Someday before I die I want to make my own matzoh. Anyone out there work for a uh… Matzoh company?

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Let me know.

xoxo
Joanna Angel

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Passover and nipples!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on April 9, 2012

 

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Well this weekend was Passover; it was a pretty mellow weekend with my family. I did a bunch of Jew stuff. And it definitely looked like the “maror” on the seder plate was incredibly phallic.

Sunday was Easter, and obviously, I had nothing to do. So I went for a walk around where I grew up and went to my old High School. I’m not sure why I did this; I really don’t have any fond memories of high school at all…it just seemed like an appropriate thing to do on Easter.

I went to my old middle school as well, and smoked on school property. Yeah. Take that middle school!

And then I went to Chris Nieratko‘s house in central Jersey and we did our weekly radio show. We are usually on opposite ends of the country but, this time we were right next to each other, in the same basement – totally like Wayne’s World. I put my nipple on his face to celebrate the occasion.

I played King Diamond, Alice Cooper, Slipknot, Gwar and a bunch of other music by bands who dress up like characters when they play. It seemed to go with the spirit of Easter, and Passover, and uh… high school. Yeah.

Well I am back in Brooklyn! For all you creepers who keep Twittering to me and telling me you just saw me on the train – or you just passed me on the street, or saw me buying a falafel, you can now see me intentionally, this Wednesday at SHAG, and get some free booze while you’re at it. So stop being a creeper, and come say hi to me! All the information is HERE.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

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Your weekly free porno trailer! Woot Woot!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on March 30, 2010

 

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It’s passover. No- I am not taking a naked picture of myself next to the Seder table…. no I am not singing the four questions with a dildo in my ass…. sorry. I gotta draw the line somewhere. However- here is a porn trailer from JoannaAngel.com that has nothing to do with Passover at all. Consider it a gift for finding the Afikoman? Or something?

The scene is with me, Regan Reese and Mr.Pete. Regan is really hot- she has huge boobs and a bunch of tattoos and tan skin. I’m not sure if she is in porn anymore? I haven’t seen her around in a while. We have a few of scenes of her on the BurningAngel network sites.

It has a cheesy set up where Regan and Pete are my roommates- who are boyfriend and girlfriend…. and my date stands me up for the evening so I fuck them as an “in your face- bitch” to my date. Obviously, it’s a fictitious set up… but it was fun. It is also a scene from the movie “the Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience“.

If you want to watch the full scene watch it here – or not!

Well that was your spammy post for the day. I hope you enjoyed it. Enjoy your second night of passover!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

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