So I was a little tied up earlier (you want to click that), but now I have dedicated the next few minutes to telling you about how much I love hot tattooed lesbians. I love them. They’re amazing, and sexy, and know how to make me cream by fingerbanging me in just the right ways – but I also love lesbos who like to mix things up a bit. Especially if they’re Leigh Raven and want to shoot their first boy/girl scene ever on camera for me! So I set her up with BurningAngel’s stepbrother Bill Bailey (taboo family relations are a hot topic lately!) and let the magic happen. Observe –
You can watch the full scene right here, or you can wait for Dykes Takin’ Dick to come out on DVD in the future! If you absolutely can’t wait – here’s a code for 50% off a monthly membership – INSTA50
Gotta get back to getting weird!
So listen up, assholes – here’s my story:
Once upon a time, late night at a WaWa, I had a 20 minute (or maybe more like 40 minutes) love affair with a trucker named Jimmy. Together, we made a beautiful son we call Xander. Jimmy had a daughter with some other whore from some other WaWa and that daughter’s name is Veronica. And well, my step-daughter – her name is Amber. She came from the mailman, it’s a long story. She’s smart – like, really smart. She’s in college right now and she’s got a cute boyfriend and his name is Bill. Kenny is my brother. He’s real famous on the internet. I’m proud of Kenny. And just a few months ago, I married Tommy. They always say, “Fourth time’s a charm!” …Let’s just say he’s got a good health plan, and I don’t have very good health.
Call us crazy, call us weird – but you can’t say we don’t love each other. This is my dysFUCKtional family. Now somebody: get me a drink.
=) check out the first episode of my DysFUCKtional Family Reunion streaming now at burningangel.com! I’m kind of a huge MILFy slut and bang my step-daughter’s hot boyfriend. Oops! Sign up with code LUCKY to get a 50% discount on membership!