Everybody! The moment you have all been waiting for has arrived! The movie of the century has been released, and it’s in the BurningAngel Store today. It’s about a bunch of slutty girls who work at a coffee shop!
Everyone worked very hard on this movie. It’s got a whole lot of hot sex along with a funny plot. The cast was amazing: myself (Yeah, I am pretty amazing!) Dana Dearmond, Kleio, Veruca James, Krysta Chaos, and Jessie Lee. I won’t say much more and continue to brag about my own movie, just watch the trailer and lemme know what you think (you can BUY IT HERE!). I’m pretty proud of it!
And here are a few PICS from the movie!!!
This weekend I shot a whole bunch of PORN. Yeah. That’s what I did. So whatever you did was not as cool as what I did!
Anyways, first off, I gave three dudes a blowjob. That was pretty awesome! I mean, why only put one penis in your mouth, when you can put three in your mouth? It was like, a multi-cultural blow-bang. The penises belonged to Chad Alva, Jon Jon, and John Strong. It was Penis Diversity Day inside of my mouth!
Absinthe (the newbie) shot with Danny Wylde. They were on the Burning Angel Yearbook staff for PunkSchoolGirl.com.
The 18-year-old newbie who decided to call herself Vada (after a character in Street Fighter) did a scene for PunkSchoolGirls.com with Tommy Pistol. The scenario involved Tommy trying to impress Vada by smoking cigarettes – and since it was Tommy, he acted completely ridiculous.
I love Tommy; he’s like my porn brother. Together we are so incredibly strange, it’s hard to describe it in words.
Vada ALSO fucked both Danny and Tommy. She loved it! What a naughty young girl.
We also shot Severin! It was really good to see her again. She too did a scene with two penises, and then also did another scene with Anthony Rosano who played the school nurse. I know when people think of porn, and nurses, they usually think of a chick being dressed up like a slutty nurse but I like to do things my own way and have the man play the naughty nurse. “A man can be a nurse just like a woman can be a doctor!” That was actually a line taken directly out of the script for the scene.
And then, we shot Veruca James with a new really hot lesbian chick named Nikki Hearts. Nikki admitted to me that she loves using a strap-on in her personal life, so I encouraged her to use one on camera. This scene was shot on the roof of our studio just as the sun was setting and it really looked beautiful. They looked so fucking hot together it was insane.
And that’s a wrap!
Happy Friday everyone!
Are you all aware of my new movie appropriately titled “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore”? I hope you are! It’s a movie you need in your Joanna Angel collection.
As a special thank you for reading my goofy words, I’m doing a deal on the movie for my bloggy friends. If you buy the movie this weekend, and use Coupon Code ” BLOG ” and you will get $5 off! Isn’t that so sweet?
Here are a few photos from the movie:
Have a good weekend!
Your favorite filthy whore,
So I have decided to make a movie called “Wet Wife Beaters” …I had shot two scenes for it previously, and yesterday, we shot the rest of it. It’s a romantic and complex movie in which hot girls wear wife beaters that get wet, and then we see their tits and stuff . It’s pretty cool! Or I think it’s cool . If you don’t think wet white beaters are hot then, I don’t know. Sorry . Maybe you should seek professional help!!!
Anyways, yesterday we shot a brand new girl named “Effie” (who you saw in yesterday’s blog).
Aaaaand we shot Tara Toxic.
It was some good porn! You will see it soon.
Well, I don’t know. Canada sure gets a whole lot of slack for sucking, and I must say, I think people here are great. Everyone I came across with was quite nice, and I really enjoyed my time here. I don’t blame Canada for anything!
I really enjoyed signing at a horror convention. The people there were just so passionate. This convention wasn’t as big as some of the other conventions I go to, but everyone there was incredibly sincere and excited about all the different people who appeared at the show, and spent lots of money on rare collectible DVD and VHS tapes. It was really incredible! I was able to screen Fuckenstein once again – to a whole bunch of people who are SERIOUS about their movies – and did a whole question-and-answer session afterwards, and people were incredibly intelligent and really interested into what I had to say as a filmmaker, and not just a porn star. I felt very respected! It was a great honor…and I sold out of almost all the DVDs I brought to the show…which rarely happens, and is a very nice feeling! Yeah. I got a whole lot of warm fuzzies all weekend. Really! I did. It was pretty awesome.
I became friendly with Kane Hodder – who played Jason in a few of the “Friday the 13th” movies (numbers 7 – 10) . He also wrote a book, and is in another cult Horror movie called “The Hatchet“- along with a bunch of other stuff. He’s a stuntman, and risks death just about every time he goes to work – and explained to me that he basically gets a concussion on a daily basis when he’s working on a film. He’s got some crazy stories. I would have to say they put my anal skills to shame. Lighting yourself on fire is way riskier than getting a huge cock in your ass!
I also spent some time with Fred Williamson – also known as “The Hammer”. He was in “From Dusk till Dawn”, a season of “Star Trek” – and like, a billion other movies. He even played in the Superbowl – which I had no idea. He was really funny. He is one of those dudes who is just always in character, and had something extremely hilarious to say about everything. I can’t really imitate him in words.
The band who wrote the musical to Demons – and a bunch of other movies – called Goblin played live at the Shock Stock after-party. It was cool – it was kinda weird for me to watch a band who didn’t have a singer, and just played music but, it was really good.
And I made some new friends who are new in the nude modeling word – Elara and Tawny. They were both very sexy ladies!
Yeah. And just like every horror convention – there was an interesting cast of characters there.
All-in-all, it was a fun and successful weekend. I was honored to have been a featured guest at this show.
Now I must return to Los Angeles and shoot some more porn!