Attention everyone! Bartenders is Done!

Here is the official hardcore trailer for my next big feature…

…called BARTENDERS!!

For those of you who fast forward through all the stuff I work so hard on that happens in between the sex scenes of my movies- well, the movie is about hot bartender chicks who bang customers and other people work at the bar. There. That is all you really need to know.

For those of you who care about the “plot” – the movie is about an evil health inspector who is trying to shut my bar down for being too sleazy. The sleaze is what my bar is know for- so I face the complicated challenge of trying to keep the bar in business and keeping my customers happy at the same time.

Here is the cast of characters in the movie:

Meeeee! – Joanna Angel, as the head bartender/ bar manager

Kylee Kross and Kleio as the hot bartenders

Dana Dearmond as Kylee’s crazy friend who was a bartender at some point…

…who fucked a lot of health inspectors and therefore has inside information, and is down to help. It really makes more sense when you watch the movie.

Brian Street Team as the bouncer

Moretta Coxxx as the chick who comes into the bar who has a thing for the bouncer

James Deen as the underage kid who constantly tries to sneak into the bar

Mason Moore as James Deen’s hot friend with big boobs who tries to help James get into the bar (with her boobs, of course)

Mick Blue as the evil health inspector!!!

Evan Stone as the dude who comes into the bar every night with his shirt off and hits on the bartenders

Well if all this sounds incredibly fascinating to you then you can pre-order the Bartenders Movie HERE

xoxox

Joanna Angel

PS- Hey for those of you who complain about seeing a lot of the same footage on DVD and online- I figured I would spell this all out for you so you don’t feel cheated in any sort of way. All of the scenes from Bartenders WILL appear online. The scenes will be divided up and scattered throughout different websites on our network throughout the next year or so. The scene with Moretta Coxxx and Brian Street Team will be on BurningAngel.com on Wednesday, June 2nd. It will be a few months before any of the other scenes appear online, and I’m not quite sure when it will happen…. but one day- it will. Many parts of “the plot” will not appear online, neither will the behind the scenes clips on the DVD that a lot of people seem to really like. The advantage to buying the DVD is that you can watch it all at once, you know… like a movie! And you get all the special features. Just figured I would put that information out there and you can decide what you want to do.  OK?

Now here you can enjoy a Free Photo Gallery from the Bartenders Movie! Yeeeah! Free porn! I know you all love that soooo much!

xoxo again
Joanna Angel

Alright- I know you are totally sick of these online contests… but this is a big one. Free Ones is kind of like the mafia of internet porn. A zillion people go there every day looking for pictures of girls- and whoever “Miss Freeone’s” is will get highlighted a lot on there. I know this may not seem so exciting to you- but this is very exciting to someone who owns their own website. Free Ones could really push some insane traffic, and this could help the entire BurningAngel empire. I’m sorry. I know I am probably supposed to say something like “I am the biggest whore on Free Ones and I take big cocks in my ass so that’s why you should vote for me” but all that information is pretty obvious. I figured I may as well tell you the truth =)

Here is my lovely entry photo for the contest. I thought you would like it!

So click here and VOTE FOR ME!! You can vote once a day- and well… they announce the top 50 people on Monday February 1st and all those people can go on to round 2. As of now I am number 75… so I really do need a lot of help. So tell your friends… tell your friends friends… steal your friends cell phones when you are out with them and vote from all of their phones! I don’t know. I think you get the point.

xoxoxo

Joanna Angel

Here is the hard core trailer of my upcoming new movie LA PINK.

I also included some pictures of some of the scenes =)

read the rest of this entry….

SOOOOO

I don’t know if you know Jason Ellis- but he’s a crazy skater dude with a radio show on Sirius Radio. I have been on his show a zillion times. He kinda has that Howard Stern vibe, but he is young and full of tattoos  and has a sense of humor that is just more up my alley.

Anyways about a year ago I went on his show and I told him I would make a video where I said “Red Dragons” every time a dick went in my ass. People called in and voted on this- a few other phrases were in the running but this one won. I think it is some skateboarding crew or something… but I am not really sure. Anyways, whatever it is- I screamed it out during anal sex. I finally did it- the video is up on JoannaAngel.com

I didn’t come up with this idea- if you want to know more about how it all came to be then go to EllisMania.com. It’s pretty entertaining.

If you just joined BurningAngel-  then a membership to JoannaAngel.com is included! But if you are an old-school BurningAngel member then update your membership here for an extra few dollars and you can then see the video… and a bunch of other videos… and stuff.

Anyways- here is the nipple free youtube friendly video advertisement for this big moment in porno history. 

I should start a blog called “last month’s party” because I am really good at blogging about things about a month after they happen. It was a sign from the blogging gods above to write a new blog when my Heeb Storytelling Youtube clip got taken down for violating their terms of service. Grrr. The story was about finding god! How could they have taken it down!

Tomorrow evening (or actually tonight) I am going to Vegas to dance at the Penthouse club. I am excited…. I love going to Vegas. I love how cheesy and colorful it is, and how it is 24 hours everywhere. I am staying at the HARD ROCK HOTEL which I really do like. I have stayed there twice now. I like getting drunk and then walking around the lobby starring at weird old pieces of clothing that Rock Stars wore. I really need to pack- I have not packed. I also need to do laundry- but that isn’t happening. I don’t even know if I have any clean thongs to wear. I hope so. Perhaps I can just steal one off a mannequin in the lobby that like, Christina Aguilera wore or something.

Good things are happening in life. The BurningAngel network will be launching soon and I am just so excited. Now instead of being like, hey I’m Joanna Angel and I own a porn site- I can be like YO I’M FUCKING JOANNA ANGEL MOTHER FUCKERS AND I OWN LIKE 8 PORN SITES. I am going to start saying “yo” all the time and I am going to unlearn all the good grammar I learned in college. But seriously, I hope you all like them a lot and I hope you all want to get the new super duper BurningAngel membership that we are creating which will give you access to all the websites for one price. I feel stupid talking about business shit in my blog- but I really am proud of us. Oh, and by the way- we really need more girls for BigBoobsareCool.com. Unfortunately, I can’t just clone Sinead and January and there really aren’t THAT many ur um… oh god I hate this word but I have to use it…. there aren’t many “alt” girls with big boobs who do videos. But if you are, and you are reading this blog…. and you have really cool boobs (cool means D and above), and you want to put a penis inside of you while these said cool boobs bounce up and down- PLEASE apply to BurningAngel now.

I am getting a little off topic.

Here are some photos from the Girls Girls Girls 2 release party at the Roxy like 3 months ago. Or maybe it was three weeks ago… I don’t really know. I gotta upload these, and then attept to find a clean thong somewhere in my mess of a closet.

Well to start off- here are the BurningAngel studs. Brian Street Team and James Deen (who is looking for more twitter followers so that is why I linked to his Twitter (oh wait- my twitter is here- because I also like followers! ) As you can see, Brian Street Team is a cheap date, and James, being male performer of the year and all is a little more high class. Maybe after Brian fucks like 4 thousand more girls, he will be high class too.

And here is Madison.

Aaaaaaand here is me and James grabbing Whiskey’s boobs. I have known Whiskey ever since she was like 19…. I think I have only grabbed her boobs once in the entire time I have known her. I have some major boob grabbing catching up to do. Speaking of cool boobs, she has them… but I don’t know if she wants to put a penis in her on camera and let her boobs bounce on it. Maybe one day…. in the mean time I have this.

Here is me and Sasha Grey in the middle of a conversation. I feel like I should lie and tell you this conversation was about ass fucking but really- it was something like “Oh wow thanks for coming did you just get here?” “Yeah! Sorry I would have been here sooner but I got stuck in a lot of traffic… you look great! How are you doing?” But if that is not arousing then just close your eyes pretend we were talking about getting DP’d right at this moment.

And here is me- woooohoooo- oh and by the way Nova cut this dress up for me. It was super ugly before she took a scissor and cut it up.

Here is me and Sasha again- this time talking about gang-bangs. By gang-bangs, I really mean In and Out Burger.

And here is Regan Reese. She did a really hot scene with Draven in Girls Girls Girls 2. She was also in Cum on My Tattoo 3. I really do like her. She’s really hot and nice… and even though she has fake boobs she totally doesn’t act like all the other girls who have fake boobs, if that makes any sense. It’s like she is a fake fake boob person. Right? Ok, maybe that wasn’t one of my best. Sorry, I’m tired.

And here is Pixie Pearl! She has returned. She will be doing some new scenes for BurningAngel. Actually she already has done one and she will do a few more. It’s nice to have you back Pixie.

OK. Now Pixie is hot and takes dick well and blah blah blah – but here is why she REALLY is awesome. At the party, she put her purse down for a minute… and some intoxicated fellow puked all over it. Instead of crying about the purse like a prissy bitch- she simply asked the bar for a garbage bag and turned the garbage bag into a purse. It was amazing. My girls are just so god damn crafty. If a girl’s purse broke at the AVN awards she would go into cardiac arrest. So here is the garbage bag purse she made on the fly…. it looks like something you would see on a run-way that would cost like 9 thousand dollars in high-end store.

well that’s all my ramblings….

Good night.

xoxoxo

Joanna Angel