Or maybe it is not so happy.

I woke up to a very mean message from Instagram saying that this wonderful picture of my butt has been “flagged.” Then there was a warning about me posting inappropriate photos, and that if it continues to happen, my account will be suspended. Grr. My ass was extremely insulted. It wasn’t very nice. Fuck you Zuckerberg; this is all your fault. There was no flagging of booty photos before you bought Instagram! What is the point of having a photo social networking site if you can’t post pictures of your butt!?

Stupid.

Well anyways, here is the flagged butt photo. It can live safely on my blog without any harassment!

Aside from that happening, I had a fun weekend. Yesterday, I hosted a special Mother’s Day Episode of the weekly BurningAngel radio show on Moheak.com. My friend Josie Jacobs came along, and so did BurningAngel girls Phoenix Askani and Arabelle – and Jessie Lee even Skyped in for a little while. My co-host Chris Nieratko was with us for about half the show. He claimed that he was late because he was giving his wife/mother of his children sex as a Mother’s Day gift. I mean, I love giving and getting sex for gifts but personally, I thought he should have gone out and bought something tangible to go along with it. But that’s just me. Chris has his own way of thinking!

I played all songs that were about moms in some way or another. Like “Mother” by Danzig, “I Like your Mom” by Bouncing Souls,  “Mama Kin” by Guns and Roses, and a few others.

After the show, I did something mom-like for everyone and had a nice dinner at my place for everyone to enjoy. I served chicken and salad, and whipped up some on-the-fly appetizer that involved tortillas and some pesto spread I got at Trader Joe’s.

I didn’t really plan out this dinner, it kinda just happened. I realized when the girls came over that I actually have an extremely small collection of plates and forks – some of which were being used as part of my cooking . I don’t really have a dinner party kitchen collection. You know what I mean – I don’t have a whole cabinet full of serving spoons and serving trays and all that kind of shit. I guess I don’t really have dinner parties often, or ever actually. I panicked! What kind of terrible den mother am I!

While the chicken was in the oven, I ran over to 7-11 and bought some plastic plates – and the fuckers were out of plastic forks! So then I went over to Subway that was next door to 7-11, and took a whole bunch of forks. I looked very classy. I tried to offer the girl working there a few dollars but she told me to just take the forks and not to worry about it. I think she felt bad.

Anyways, between the few pieces of silverware that I had, along with the help of Subway and 7-11 everything worked out just fine. We all laughed and appreciated the fact that this dinner was half classy, and half punk rock. Totally appropriate for a BurningAngel Mother’s Day dinner! Right?

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night I ate at my favorite Mexican food place in Los Angeles with Brian Street Team, Veruca James, and Damon James.

Me and Brian had not been to Hugo’s in quite some time. He was so excited about it that he put on his very best bow-tie for the occasion.

Um, and today, I put my lime green tooth-brush holder in between my boobs. It seemed like a good place for it.

This was by far the most thought-provoking blog I have ever written. You might need a minute to process all this information. Just breathe! With the right concentration, this will all make sense.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I had a nice laid-back weekend – one of my first weekends at home without much to do in awhile.

First of all, my good friend and BurningAngel starlet Veruca James came to visit me for a few days. She’s thinking of moving to Los Angeles so she was out here looking at apartments. In exchange for me giving her a place to stay, she cooked a lot of food for me – and better yet, she cooked it naked. It was awesome!

So here is Veruca cooking me a naked breakfast.

On Saturday evening Brian Street Team had a Cinco de Mayo party, so I got to catch up with him – along with my friend Ssippi (he played Igor in Fuckenstein, and has made some humorous non-sex roles in a bunch of our movies).

And then on Sunday evening Kirsten Price had a dinner at her place. She BBQ’d burgers, steak, chicken, made the biggest plate of nachos I had ever seen, about 6 different kinds of potato salad and baked cookies for desert. It was ridiculously indulgent.

Here we are with some glasses of wine – with her boyfriend (another porn star) Keiran Lee in the background. He just got some surgery so he has a bunch of bandages on his face. He looks pretty creepy here!

The porn-star Breanne Benson was there, along with our makeup artist, Melissa Makeup.

And somehow, Kirsten had a can of Fluff in her kitchen. I had no idea it was still made. Do you remember peanut butter and Fluff sandwiches?

Yeah. It was a nice relaxing weekend full of friends and food. Weeeeeeeeee.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well, this weekend BurningAngel went back to its roots and shot some porn in Brooklyn, NY. Back to where we used to shoot all our porn…before Los Angeles swallowed me up.

We shot Kleio along with Azrael – a scene I know all the BurningAngel members are really excited about. They fucked on a rooftop covered in graffitti! It was awesome.

Here are a few photos from the scene:

It was a little cold outside! But they were troopers. While we set up, they wrapped up in a blanket and it was so freakin’ cute, I had to take a photo of it.

Then we shot Roggie along with a new girl named Syren.

They fucked for a little while on the rooftop too – well, they actually just made out for a bit – then they moved into the hallway and made out some more there…and then an innocent victim who happened to live in the building walked through the hallway and just basically starred at Roggie’s butt… and we decided to move out of the hallway. To be honest, he was actually more well-tamed than most would be, but he had to stop and look for a second. So I told the girls to go inside a friend’s loft and they had sex on the couch. And they lived happily ever after in lesbian porn land and fucked on the couch.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

So I have decided to make a movie called “Wet Wife Beaters” …I had shot two scenes for it previously, and yesterday, we shot the rest of it. It’s a romantic and complex movie in which hot girls wear wife beaters that get wet, and then we see their tits and stuff . It’s pretty cool! Or I think it’s cool . If you don’t think wet white beaters are hot then, I don’t know. Sorry . Maybe you should seek professional help!!!

Anyways, yesterday we shot a brand new girl named “Effie” (who you saw in yesterday’s blog).

We also shot Brittany Lynn who did her first dp! She took it like a champ.

Aaaaand we shot Tara Toxic.

It was some good porn! You will see it soon.

xoxo

Joanna Angel