It’s that time of year again where the AVN nominations are announced. They are always announced sometime at the end of November, and I always get some kind of anxiety about them that starts right before Thanksgiving. This year I actually had a nightmare about it. In the dream, I scrolled through all the AVN nominees and didn’t see BurningAngel’s name anywhere – and then I actually called the AVN office and spoke to a very mean fictitious secretary that my brain invented and tried to explain to her that there must be some mistake and perhaps someone forgot to post our nominations, and she just laughed at me with a very nasty chuckle, and then my phone blew up.
However, in reality – we were actually nominated for more nominations than we ever were this year! I am pretty shocked and surprised. It really seems like yesterday that I started this company from my college dorm room and I have a hard time believing any of this is happening. Hopefully I am not living in some kind of “Inception” type thing where this is actually a dream and the dream I had was reality… because that would suck.
Provided I am not completely delusional and this is all actually happening, well then here is what we were nominated for!
My personal nominations (woo!)
Director of the Year
Best Porn Star Website: Joanna Angel for JoannaAngel.com
And here’s the nominations for BurningAngel.com!
Best All-Girl Release: “Lick My Punk Rock Pussy” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Anal Release: “Rock & Roll in my Butthole 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Art Direction: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Parody: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene: “Fuckenstein: (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen & Ramon Nomar
Best Makeup: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Tom Devlin
Best Non-Sex Performance: ‘Ssippi’ for “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Packaging: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Parody – Comedy: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Web Premiere: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel.com)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/G/B): “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, Skin Diamond & Ramon Nomar
Best Group Sex Scene: “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen, Wolf Hudson, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, John Strong, Dane Cross & Chad Alva
Best Big Bust Release: “Real Rockin Racks” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Comedy: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Screenplay: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (Burning Angel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Solo Sex Scene: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Asphyxia Noir
Clever Title of the Year: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Non-Feature: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Makeup: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Melissa Makeup
Best Music Soundtrack: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Wall-to-Wall Release: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Gonzo Release: “Joanna Angel’s Cumtastic Cook-Out” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Interracial Release: “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (B/B/G): “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Indigo Augustine, Sean Michaels & Tee Reel
Best POV Release: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best POV Sex Scene: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Sparky Sin Claire & James Deen
Best Pro-Am Release: “It’s My First Time” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Membership Site: BurningAngel.com
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image: BurningAngel
Alsooooo, Jessie Lee and Brian Street Team were nominated for
“Unsung Starlet of the Year” and “Unsung Male Performer of the Year”!
Huge Congrats to you guys!
We are such a talented team of tattooed sluts and I am really proud of everyone!
It’s CYBER MONDAY!!!
I decided it would be best to have a super-awesome sale on my DVDs, because I love you all so very much! 10 of my DVDs are available to you at 50% off! How cool is that?!
Now here’s a small preview of what you can get your hands on:
“Ohhh, does this package come with the Cyber Monday deal?!”
From Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore
There will be hot dogs on Cyber Monday! And hamburgers. And bangin’.
“Hey. Wanna Cyber Monday with with the star of one season of Entourage? I know I do!”
From Butt Sex Bonanza
Move over, Snow White. You can even get ME and the Seven (or Eight) Dudes this Cyber Monday!
So um, YEAH! Go to the BurningAngel STORE and buy lots of stuff! You deserve it.
Alright well, here are the familiar faces we shot this weekend!
We shot a REALLY hot scene I know you will all love, with Anthony Rosano, Krysta Kaos, Asphyxia Noir, and Sparky! Anthony played the coach, and he fucked all three ladies on the soccer team. They were bullying each other on the field, and the BurningAngel school is very anti-bullying…sex is the best way to stop any bullying problem!
And Taurus came back to shoot for BA, and she looked so fucking HOT. I mean, Taurus was always hot, but she really looked extra hot this time with her new haircut, and some really awesome new tattoos. She fucked Danny Wylde and Marc Wood – and I swear, it was one of the hottest scenes I have seen us shoot in a long time. She truly managed those cocks like a champ! There was not one dull moment. It was really sexy; I can’t wait for you guys to see it.
And that was a wrap!
Happy Hump Day!
Last night was the screening for Asphyxia Heels the World at Studio Servitu (@studioservitu) . I had a good time! I like hanging out with my porno family. I also really like Studio Servitu. It’s a cool creepy-looking loft that has art shows, and lots of interesting parties there. I actually shot my scene with Manuel Ferrara there – you know, that one that was nominated for Best Anal this past year . It was pretty cool to chill at the party/screening and look at a bunch of people drink beers and hang out on a bed that I got anally pounded on. It made me giggle!
Anyways, the band Blackleg played. Blackleg is my friend Ssippi’s band – he has built a bunch of sets for us – and he played Igor in Fuckenstein. When Blackleg played in Jessie Lee Goes T o College – Brian Street Team was in the band, for the sake of the movie – so Jessie could bone the singer. However, now Tommy Pistol is actually in the band. He sings for Blackleg. And, Tommy was also in Asphyxia Heels the World – AND Ssippi helped build the shoe store in the movie. So yeah, Blackleg and BurningAngel are kind of married in an odd way – so it totally made sense for them to play the party!
Here they are:
And here is me and Asphyxia presenting the movie! I am kinda hunched over, and she is standing up properly. I should really work on my posture.
And here is Aiden Starr (@aidenstarr) humping my leg. That was pretty cool.
And here is me and Dana Deamond.
Here is me, Krissie Dee, Jessie, and Asphyxia:
This is the token photo of myself I took before I left my apartment to make sure my makeup was done properly:
This is me and Tommy Pistol and some new friends we made at the party!
Here I am bonding with them…
This is a photo of my butt that I took this morning and posted on Instagram.
And this is what I ate for breakfast.
It was a good night, with good friends, and a good movie I am extremely proud of. Yaaaay porno!
Tomorrow night, I am going to force all my friends to watch a porn I directed – Clockwork Orange style. I am going to strap everyone down, and force everyone’s eyes open and make sure everyone watches every last second of Asphyxia Heels the World.
I am totally kidding!
But really , come out – watch the movie, have a drink, and hang out with me in DTLA!
PLEASE RSVP TO THE PARTY (email RSVPSTUDIOSERVITU@GMAIL.COM to RSVP)!!
THANKS! =) Here is all the important info from the BurningAngel.com EVENTS section…
In honor of her new movie, ASPHYXIA HEELS THE WORLD, Asphyxia is having a BIG PARTY!!! There’ll be dancing and DJs and a photo booth AND a screening of ASPHYXIA HEELS THE WORLD! And of course, Asphyxia herself will be hosting it!
Party is March 28th from 8 PM to Midnight at 825 S Alameda St Los Angeles, CA 90021. It’s brought to you by Studio Servitu - TO GO, RSVP to RSVPSTUDIOSERVITU@GMAIL.COM!