It’s your lucky day, because today, you get to see some behind the scenes photos from the blond-est movie I ever directed that will be titled “Blondes Do It Better”! Do you think they do it better? I spent a lot of time watching other blonde movies for inspiration for this- like Legally Blonde 1 and 2, and Gentleman Prefer Blondes starring Marilyn Monroe. Since I am not blonde, I had to do some research .
Oh, I’m not blonde. And I…. don’t… do it better? :’[
These girls look so freaking hot with a nice warm cumshot on their faces!
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it: blonde!
Who is that mysterious mustache’d stranger?! Oh wait, it’s Jessie Lee and she looks hot even with a ’stache.
AND Krissie Dee is back and she’s blonde and yay tits! She’s like a little Asian Barbie doll!
I hope you’re looking forward to this movie as much as I am!
I recently arrived in Las Vegas along with Jessie Lee and Lindsay Hearts for the annual Night Club and Bar Convention. ( I didn’t know this existed either.)
So, we’ll signing 8×10’s at Sapphire’s booth AND we will be filming for a live version of the Harlem Shake! Yea, I know you totally haven’t seen a Harlem Shake video before, so here is your chance!
Jessie Lee and Lindsay Hearts Aka Nikki
Jessie Lee’s Tits!
wheezin the juice
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
Look. Valentine’s Day is a pretty stupid holiday. We all know this. Don’t let it bug you if you’re spending this holiday alone… Hallmark and uh… whats that jewelery store’s name there’s lame ads for everywhere? Zales? Yeah that place… Hallmark and Zales combined make you feel shitty if you don’t have a huge romantic adventure planned. Lots of people spend Valentine’s Day alone – I’ve spent many Valentine’s days alone… And it’s really just another day and it’s going to be over tomorrow… And then St. Patrick’s Day will be just around the corner and that holiday is all about getting drunk which is way better than being in love!
Hopefully, this penis jizzing hearts will bring a smile to your face whether you are having a good day or not!
And if you’re in San Francisco or Los Angeles, you can spend Valentine’s day with either me or Jessie Lee and we are awesome
Happy post Christmas everyone!
I have a few more photos taken by the glorious Melissa Makeup (twitter.com/xmelissamakeupx) showing off her amazing zombie makeup, and her ability to transform a bunch of regular sluts with tattoos into the cast of The Walking Dead.
This is me as Lori! See – I’m all dirty because it’s like, the Zombie apocalypse and all. And in the apocalypse, there is no pink hair dye left – so it all disappeared.
I’m Looking super happy like Lori always does!
Kleio as Andrea! She basically looks like her adorable self with longer hair. Thankfully, this was just a wig. Don’t worry!
Danny as Glenn!
Alright, I know some of you lame asses were offended by me turning someone non-Asian into someone Asian, but Danny is an important member of the BurningAngel family and I really wanted him in this movie – and he actually has a lot of similar features as Glenn and made the most sense to play him. Around election time, I aged Danny about 60 years and turned him into Joe Biden. In Evil Head, we gave him an 80’s looking wig. I was not doing this to make fun of anyone of any race – I did this because it was a parody. So all you over-sensitive PC people: calm down.
Skin Diamond as Michonne!
Michonne is by far the sexiest girl on Walking Dead, and Skin is one of the sexiest people I know. This all made sense.
It’s Owen as Daryl!
Sierra Cure as Sophia! This was pretty awesome and creepy!
Sierra again as zombie Sophia! And Melissa smooching her cute Zombie face.
Wolf is Carl. He played my son! Bwahahahaha
And the above photos here and sweet zombie makeup is by Andrea! Andrea was another makeup artist on this shoot – it took more than one person to paint up all these zombies!! You may recognize some of those sexy zombies.
And here are a bunch of other random photos from set:
Pictures from Jeff!
The shoot was exhausting, and adventurous and was by far the biggest production we have ever made. I am really proud of it and I can’t wait for you all to see it! I still have no idea what to call it. If you think of anything, tweet at me and let me know!
Walking Dead? Or Head? Wanking Dead? Hmmm….
Well, we’re making yet another parody with dead people!! This time, it’s a spoof of The Walking Dead. There are so many zombies here, it’s crazy!
Jessie Lee and Brittany Lynn are some of the hottest zombies ever. Owen is playing Daryl!
Nikki Hearts on top of zombifying her hair!
Phoenix became a zombie for us and gave a zombie blowjob to Tommy Pistol aka “Rick” in the hospital.
I’m playing Lori! I’m currently de-pinking my hair with brown hairspray right now and it’s kinda sad. It’s all for the sake of zombie porno art!!!
Skin Diamond is our totally hot bad-ass Michonne!
Speaking of Michonne, her and Andrea (Kleio!) actually got it on instead of it being implied.
I wasn’t kidding – there were zombies EVERYWHERE! It was so awesome.