Walking Dead? Or Head? Wanking Dead? Hmmm….
Well, we’re making yet another parody with dead people!! This time, it’s a spoof of The Walking Dead. There are so many zombies here, it’s crazy!
Jessie Lee and Brittany Lynn are some of the hottest zombies ever. Owen is playing Daryl!
Nikki Hearts on top of zombifying her hair!
Phoenix became a zombie for us and gave a zombie blowjob to Tommy Pistol aka “Rick” in the hospital.
I’m playing Lori! I’m currently de-pinking my hair with brown hairspray right now and it’s kinda sad. It’s all for the sake of zombie porno art!!!
Skin Diamond is our totally hot bad-ass Michonne!
Speaking of Michonne, her and Andrea (Kleio!) actually got it on instead of it being implied.
I wasn’t kidding – there were zombies EVERYWHERE! It was so awesome.
It’s that time of year again where the AVN nominations are announced. They are always announced sometime at the end of November, and I always get some kind of anxiety about them that starts right before Thanksgiving. This year I actually had a nightmare about it. In the dream, I scrolled through all the AVN nominees and didn’t see BurningAngel’s name anywhere – and then I actually called the AVN office and spoke to a very mean fictitious secretary that my brain invented and tried to explain to her that there must be some mistake and perhaps someone forgot to post our nominations, and she just laughed at me with a very nasty chuckle, and then my phone blew up.
However, in reality – we were actually nominated for more nominations than we ever were this year! I am pretty shocked and surprised. It really seems like yesterday that I started this company from my college dorm room and I have a hard time believing any of this is happening. Hopefully I am not living in some kind of “Inception” type thing where this is actually a dream and the dream I had was reality… because that would suck.
Provided I am not completely delusional and this is all actually happening, well then here is what we were nominated for!
My personal nominations (woo!)
Director of the Year
Best Porn Star Website: Joanna Angel for JoannaAngel.com
And here’s the nominations for BurningAngel.com!
Best All-Girl Release: “Lick My Punk Rock Pussy” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Anal Release: “Rock & Roll in my Butthole 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Art Direction: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Parody: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene: “Fuckenstein: (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen & Ramon Nomar
Best Makeup: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Tom Devlin
Best Non-Sex Performance: ‘Ssippi’ for “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Packaging: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Parody – Comedy: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Web Premiere: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel.com)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/G/B): “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, Skin Diamond & Ramon Nomar
Best Group Sex Scene: “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen, Wolf Hudson, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, John Strong, Dane Cross & Chad Alva
Best Big Bust Release: “Real Rockin Racks” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Comedy: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Screenplay: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (Burning Angel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Solo Sex Scene: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Asphyxia Noir
Clever Title of the Year: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Non-Feature: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Makeup: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Melissa Makeup
Best Music Soundtrack: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Wall-to-Wall Release: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Gonzo Release: “Joanna Angel’s Cumtastic Cook-Out” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Interracial Release: “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (B/B/G): “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Indigo Augustine, Sean Michaels & Tee Reel
Best POV Release: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best POV Sex Scene: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Sparky Sin Claire & James Deen
Best Pro-Am Release: “It’s My First Time” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Membership Site: BurningAngel.com
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image: BurningAngel
Alsooooo, Jessie Lee and Brian Street Team were nominated for
“Unsung Starlet of the Year” and “Unsung Male Performer of the Year”!
Huge Congrats to you guys!
We are such a talented team of tattooed sluts and I am really proud of everyone!
It’s CYBER MONDAY!!!
I decided it would be best to have a super-awesome sale on my DVDs, because I love you all so very much! 10 of my DVDs are available to you at 50% off! How cool is that?!
Now here’s a small preview of what you can get your hands on:
“Ohhh, does this package come with the Cyber Monday deal?!”
From Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore
There will be hot dogs on Cyber Monday! And hamburgers. And bangin’.
“Hey. Wanna Cyber Monday with with the star of one season of Entourage? I know I do!”
From Butt Sex Bonanza
Move over, Snow White. You can even get ME and the Seven (or Eight) Dudes this Cyber Monday!
So um, YEAH! Go to the BurningAngel STORE and buy lots of stuff! You deserve it.
It was some of the best sex I ever had on camera and it involved a lot of giggling and feet inside my pussy! It was fucking awesome.
And then there was a whole bunch of other hot lesbian sex that went on – I shot a scene with a really cute BurningAngel newbie named Sierra Cure (@sierracure). You’re all gonna love her! I don’t have photos of the hotness from my scene with her so I guess you’ll have to just wait to you see it.
The girls were both really cold and kinda wanted to kill me, but I really thought the nighttime LA skyline and their vaginas all looked so beautiful that I made them put their cold feelings aside for the sake of…. uh, art. Once they started fucking, they warmed right up anyways!
Then after a few days of shooting some great porn, we all went to the Skanksgiving event at the Viper Room. Here’s me, Sierra Cure, Karmen Karma, Veruca James and Jessie Lee – a medley of pink, black, and blonde hair all out for a night of debauchery. If you look closely, you can see some of our panties… (Not like you haven’t seen all of our vaginas, but it’s still exciting!)
And that was a wrap!!!
I have a bad habit of writing scripts while I’m on set I can’t help it! I perform well under last minute pressure! Here they are trying to memorize their lines - they did a damn good job!
And then we shot a new girl who was super hot and did an amazing scene. She actually kind of looks like an Andy San Dimas with pink hair…sort of. They could possibly be sisters.
She did a scene with Danny Wylde for my upcoming spandex movie in some really awesome stripey spandex made by Nikki Hearts’ girlfriend, @lindsayhearts. (yes there are girls with girlfriends who take dick on camera!)