Sometimes my phone is a total fucking douche canoe and it throws off what I’m trying to accomplish, and today was one of those days! Luckily for me, I got to shoot the always-gorgeous Phoenix Askani for a PunkSchoolGirls scene, and then my phone nonsense didn’t really matter. Have you seen this chick? Jeebus.

She’s gonna bang the chess club instead of learning strategy. Mr. Pete and John Strong? Definitely great at strategy.

Boobs and pigtails. Fuck yeah!

And if you get a chance TONIGHT, you can totally see more of those awesome pierced tits on her LIVE WEBCAM show in the BurningAngel.com chat! Starts at 11pm est/8pm pst and goes for about an hour! Click here to go directly to the chat!

Oh, and the theme for tonight’s webcam show is Blackhawks & Buttholes, so don’t miss out!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Happy post Christmas everyone!

I have a few more photos taken by the glorious Melissa Makeup (twitter.com/xmelissamakeupx) showing off her amazing zombie makeup, and her ability to transform a bunch of regular sluts with tattoos into the cast of The Walking Dead.

This is me as Lori! See – I’m all dirty because it’s like, the Zombie apocalypse and all. And in the apocalypse, there is no pink hair dye left – so it all disappeared.

I’m Looking super happy like Lori always does!

Kleio as Andrea! She basically looks like her adorable self with longer hair. Thankfully, this was just a wig. Don’t worry!

Danny as Glenn!

Alright, I know some of you lame asses were offended by me turning someone non-Asian into someone Asian, but Danny is an important member of the BurningAngel family and I really wanted him in this movie – and he actually has a lot of similar features as Glenn and made the most sense to play him. Around election time, I aged Danny about 60 years and turned him into Joe Biden. In Evil Head, we gave him an 80’s looking wig. I was not doing this to make fun of anyone of any race – I did this because it was a parody. So all you over-sensitive PC people: calm down.

Skin Diamond as Michonne!

Michonne is by far the sexiest girl on Walking Dead, and Skin is one of the sexiest people I know. This all made sense.

It’s Owen as Daryl!

Sierra Cure as Sophia! This was pretty awesome and creepy!

Sierra again as zombie Sophia! And Melissa smooching her cute Zombie face.

Wolf is Carl. He played my son! Bwahahahaha

Phoenix and Jessie Lee played some slutty zombies! Above photos by Melissa Makeup.

And the above photos here and sweet zombie makeup is by Andrea!  Andrea was another makeup artist on this shoot – it took more than one person to paint up all these zombies!! You may recognize some of those sexy zombies.

And here are a bunch of other random photos from set:

Pictures from Jeff!

The shoot was exhausting, and adventurous and was by far the biggest production we have ever made. I am really proud of it and I can’t wait for you all to see it! I still have no idea what to call it. If you think of anything, tweet at me and let me know!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Walking Dead? Or Head? Wanking Dead? Hmmm….

Well, we’re making yet another parody with dead people!! This time, it’s a spoof of The Walking Dead. There are so many zombies here, it’s crazy!

Jessie Lee and Brittany Lynn are some of the hottest zombies ever. Owen is playing Daryl!

Nikki Hearts on top of zombifying her hair!

Phoenix became a zombie for us and gave a zombie blowjob to Tommy Pistol aka “Rick” in the hospital.

I’m playing Lori! I’m currently de-pinking my hair with brown hairspray right now and it’s kinda sad. It’s all for the sake of zombie porno art!!!

Skin Diamond is our totally hot bad-ass Michonne!

Speaking of Michonne, her and Andrea (Kleio!) actually got it on instead of it being implied.

I wasn’t kidding – there were zombies EVERYWHERE! It was so awesome.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

FYF Fest!

This past Saturday I FINALLY got to see Refused play. Refused are one of my all time favorite bands and I missed their reunion shows as of late. It was like someone was trying to fuck with me;  I would be in New York and the day I had to leave Refused would play New York, or the few times they played LA I happened to be out of town. It was as if Refused’s booking agent looked at my appearance schedule and made sure to book all their reunion dates in cities I was nowhere near!

So, Refused were headlining a festival in Los Angeles called FYF Fest. A whole bunch of bands I liked played the festival which is rad, but, I am old and don’t  have the patience to watch that many bands in one day, so, I saved most of my band watching energy for Refused. I did see some of Hot Snakes set, they were pretty good. I love Hot Snakes and they played well, they just didn’t have much energy on stage. Then, I watched Sleigh Bells who were pretty good. I think the singer wants to be the next Karen O, or maybe she alreadyis the next Karen O. Karen O is not nearly as reckless as she used to be and she needs a hot chick who yells a lot to take her place. Next, I watched M83, who were pretty good. I get kinda bored watching electronic bands play. I don’t know what it is. I dig watching full bands play, I guess I’m just punk! I do enjoy listening to M83, but I think you need to be on some kind of hallucinogenic drug to truly be blown away by their performance.

So, Refused were fucking perfect! It was literally the best live performance I have ever seen in my life. I am not kidding! I have seen most of the famous front-men (and women) perform,  like Morrissey, and The Cure, Madonna, even Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson… and I swear, no one comes close to Dennis Lyxzen. He gives 100% energy the entire time and the rest of the band played flawlessly.

I am so glad I was able to experience all this with some of my favorite people! Dana Dearmond, Jessie Lee, Josie Jacobs and Phoenix Askani came along with me. We all watched the show on the stage!

(Josie is not in the photo because she was taking the photo)

I met Dennis several years ago when I interviewed the International Noise Conspiracy for Burning Angel and we stayed in touch since!  He’s a sweetheart and is probably the sexiest man in Sweden and the best microphone thrower/ twirler on the planet.

Jessie Lee and I made a Dennis sandwich before he went on stage.

And then backstage when I was lurking around I spotted a legend, J Mascis! I didn’t watch Dinosaur Jr play FYF fest but I have seen them when I was younger,  they’re basically the soundtrack to my life sophomore year of college.

After the show I ate a whole bunch of greasy diner food with Dennis and another member of Refused whose name I can’t remember for the life of me and I feel like a total asshole because of it. I’m sorry dude!

Handsome and talented Swedish people + Porn Stars = a very good late night meal.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

As this flier states, next weekend is CHICAGO EXXXOTICA and there will be a BurningAngel booth there! Signing at this booth – and featured as little pepperoni slices on this deep dish pizza, clockwise from ME – are….KLEIO, SIDNEY SCARLET, PAIGE, RIZZO, PHOENIX ASKANI and FELIX!  And of course, I will be there too! =)

So come to CHICAGO next weekend and give us a hug in the windy city. For more INFO on where it is, when we’re signing and how to buy tickets, click HERE!!!

P.S. Lots of people were offended by my Butt Flag picture on the 4th. I’m sorry – I didn’t mean to offend anyone and it wasn’t even modeled after a real American flag (there weren’t even 50 butts in place of 50 stars – only, like, 38!!!). On that note, I really hope that this image does not offend anyone. I love all pizza equally and would fight violently to defend the honor of deep dish pizza!  This was in no way an attempt to desecrate Chicago’s deep dish pizza. Thank you.

xoxo

Joanna Angel