Well yesterday, I did nothing but sit at my computer. I did masturbate a few times however, that was totally personal. I have no photos of my masturbation from yesterday. I was just, a regular girl masturbating. Sometimes a girl has gotta masturbate without taking camera phone photos of it!!!

However, in the land of Chicago, all the BurningAngel Chicago girls got together and swung naked on poles, and took their boobs out. I think it’s awesome that we have a little Chi-Town crew now.  Truly sweet, slutty, smart and funny. The original Chicago BurningAngel girl Phoenix throws a party every week at a bar called Exit, and she plays porn on the TV screens and pours people shots and encourages them to make out with each other.

One of these days, I gotta get to the party. I think it’s so awesome that they have their own thing going on in the Midwest. I can hold the fort down in New York and LA, but the Chi-Town BurningAngel sluts totally have Chicago covered.

And here they are!!!…

Phoenix, Sidney Scarlett, Rizzo, Azure, Natasha, and one of the most handsome BurningAngel members, Damon James:

And here is Azure doing a pole dance.

Girls, you’re awesome.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hello everyone

Tis I – Joanna Angel! I’m back.

I have a few photos for you to see from our last big shoot. Its a school movie! Basically it’s about an evil teacher who assigns an impossible science project to the class- turning lead into gold. Alchemy! If I fail the project I won’t get to graduate. It’s quite stressful!

School movies are really fun and silly. I haven’t shot one in a while- not since Joanna Angel’s Guide to Humping that I made when I was with Hustler.

which was years ago.

Anyways here are a few photos from the set.

Phoenix was not in the movie but- she came to set to hang out! And she put on some nerd glasses to celebrate uh… school and stuff. It’s always nice to see Phoenix. She has the most awesome attitude. She hung out on set all day, and showed her boobs, I think she jerked off Keni Styles somewhere … but I’m not sure I was a little busy… and she totally made everyone coffee like 10 times.  She was like… a horny intern for the day! It was awesome.

I know, I know. People really don’t dress like this in school but I have to play up the fantasy. It’s a porno- OK! In porno- everyone wears plaid skirts to school. I really like wearing slutty school girl outfits – particularly because I am turning 30 next month. It is pretty awesome to be 30 and still look cute in a school girl outfit! I am very thankful for that.

And here is Shay. She was my bad ass friend in the class.

Here is a good cleavage shot.

AND HERE IS THE SCHOOL MASCOT! I love this mascot costume. When I found it at the props store- I almost peed in my pants. I was so happy. It’s an Alligator with a tuxedo on!! Ahh! It’s Keni Styles under there. Yes- he TOTALLY had sex in this costume. Pictures of that will come later don’t worry.

…. And here I am lifting up my skirt.

Here is the mean teacher! Tommy Pistol. He was also a Vietnam war vet. It’s complicated to explain.

Here is a BRAND NEW BurningAngel girls butt. It’s such a nice butt right! Her name is Juliette Black. After this shoot- I totally banged her OFF CAMERA . I don’t do that very often. I guess me and her just hit it off. She is adorable and awesome and you will see her and BurningAngel very soon.

OK fine, I guess I can show you her face too.

Well that’s it for today. Hope you enjoyed the pictures.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

My New Movie… Doppelganger!

Well as I have told you before- I made a movie about my blow up doll coming to life and trying to ruin it. Doppelganger stars me, Joanna Angel, Asphyxia, Arabelle, Jiz Lee, Phoenix Askani, and Sparky. I have made a lot of ridiculous movies , and this one by far has been the most ridiculous of them all. Yes, there is still sex in it of course, and the sex is super hot but the stuff with the doll in it is by far I think the most comedic thing I have ever produced.

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Well Chicago, you and your porn convention have impressed this porn star!

Just when I thought that porn conventions were coming to a depressing end- Chicago restored my faith. It was awesome! Thank you to everyone who came out to see me. read the rest of this entry….

Alright. Well Phoenix Askani and I went on a little road trip from Chicago to Indiana. There is a whole bunch of nothing on that voyage. We went hundreds of miles without seeing any familiar stores or food chains what-so-ever, but then when we got to this exciting city called Terre Haute, Indiana we found an Applebees and stopped there and ate some food. They were having some special where you could get an obnoxiously large pint of beer for $3 so I could not refuse.I only had about 3 sips and then I did drive the remainder of the way to Evansville, IN which was about an hour and a half. Don’t tell anyone I drank and drive! Ahhhh!

(Sorry I have the G1 phone and it takes awful photos. I will be getting a new phone soon)

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