Hey everyone! As you may know, me and some of your favorite BurningAngel girls will be in Atlantic City this weekend for Exxxotica! Come visit me, Kleio, Roggie, Sally, and Draven at Booth #811 at the expo!
For more info and signing times, click here!
ALSO, I’ll be attending the 2013 Fanny Awards - and I’m nominated for Director of the Year! I’m up against some pretty stiff competition, so pretty please, I need you to all go vote for me over at TheFannys.com! Click me!
Or, let me try a different approach here:
Vote or die, AMIRITE?! Hahah. See you all this weekend!
Well, this weekend BurningAngel went back to its roots and shot some porn in Brooklyn, NY. Back to where we used to shoot all our porn…before Los Angeles swallowed me up.
Here are a few photos from the scene:
It was a little cold outside! But they were troopers. While we set up, they wrapped up in a blanket and it was so freakin’ cute, I had to take a photo of it.
They fucked for a little while on the rooftop too – well, they actually just made out for a bit – then they moved into the hallway and made out some more there…and then an innocent victim who happened to live in the building walked through the hallway and just basically starred at Roggie’s butt… and we decided to move out of the hallway. To be honest, he was actually more well-tamed than most would be, but he had to stop and look for a second. So I told the girls to go inside a friend’s loft and they had sex on the couch. And they lived happily ever after in lesbian porn land and fucked on the couch.
Yesterday, I was a guest on Dave Attell’s (@attell) show on Showtime called “Dave’s Old Porn” (@oldp0rn) along with BurningAngel girls Kleio and Roggie. It was awesome. Dave is an old Jewish comedian, who is extremely charming and a total asshole at the same time. I don’t really know how he pulls it off. He was the host of the AVN Awards this year, and I have seen him at a few porn industry functions – so him having a porno-related TV show makes sense. The show is fun – Dave basically watches a bunch of porn from the 70s and 80s and comments on it with a guest. Sometimes his guests are porn stars, and sometimes they are other various celebrities. Yesterday when I was done shooting, Judah Freelander came in to shoot an episode directly after me – and as a big fan of the show “30 Rock”, it was kind of exciting to cross paths with him for about 2 seconds. I walked out as he walked in, and we both gave each other like, a half smile.
Dave and I first watched various horror-themed pornos from the 70s (I was told that on this episode, Rob Zombie would also be appearing…however, he was not there when I was there) . I don’t remember the names of all of them, but they were pretty insane. Porn from the 70s was incredibly cheesy, with an excessive amount of “acting”, incredibly non-erotic camera angles (you could barely see penetration and there was a whole lot of man-ass) and a whole bunch of un-groomed genital hair – but I was still impressed. The budgets for porn movies was definitely higher back then; these movies were big productions with huge crews. If pornographers these days had the same budgets pornographers had in the 70s, I could only imagine the incredible shit that would be made. But alas! That is not the case. I will take my shaved vagina and make the best low-budget porno I can possibly make.
After the horror porn segment me, Kleio and Roggie all watched some school girl porn from the 80s. I absolutely love school girl porn, so it was cool to see the origins of it. I definitely came to the conclusion that school girl porn is timeless. The scenarios used in the movies we watched were pretty similar to the scenarios used in school girl porn today. It is a fact that it always was, and always will be, really hot to wear knee highs, a plaid skirt, get in trouble, go to detention, and fuck your teacher. Over the years, the skirts have just gotten shorter.
I think the episode airs sometime in September. Here are a few photos of us having fun in the greenroom of the Showtime studio:
Here we are on set:
And here we are with Dave – wearing “Dave’s Old Porn” hats!:
It was fun. I was happy to be part of the show.
Hello 2012! Welcome to my very first blog entry of the year. I had a great New Year’s Eve in Brooklyn; Saint Vitus Bar is a total metal bar, where I felt extremely comfortable! I still wore a little party dress, because I always wear dresses on New Year’s, however most people were dressed in cut-up jeans and t-shirts. It was far different from your average party in New York on New Year’s that cost over $100 to get in, with a dress code and what not. I got drunk and danced to Iron Maiden and Journey and stuff… a good way to bring in the new year!
I hope this will be a good year. I am starting to have strange anxiety because I just turned 31 and years are going by so quickly, I feel like in the next 10 minutes I will turn 40…and nothing really bad happens when you’re 40, but it’s just scary when life goes by so quickly.
Yeah. Well, enough with this depressing shit! Here are photos from the New Year’s Eve party – don’t judge my appearance…I was incredibly drunk.
Photos were taken by Igor from Driven By Boredom…
Veronica exploded champagne all over the crowd…
I poured some champagne into everyone’s mouth!
And then…everyone showed their boobs. Hooray!
Here’s Annika at the party – showing her boobs!
Here’s Jessie Lee at the party – showing HER boobs!
And here is Kleio at the party – showing HER boobs!
To see MORE PHOTOS from the PARTY, CLICK HERE!!!
Happy new year!
Look. Sitting on Wall Street and waiting for capitalism to fall – is getting you nowhere. You should really exert your energy into going to New Jersey, getting my autograph, taking a photo with me, Kleio, BellaVendetta, Aria, or Krysta Kaos , Roggie, or Sally Sparrow at the BurningAngel booth.
Here is my signing schedule:
Friday Nov 4: 6pm – 10 pm
Saturday Nov 5: 3pm – 9 pm
Sunday Nov 6: 3pm – 7pm
But if I’m not signing, one of the other BurningAngel girls will be – so don’t be restricted to my schedule!
I hope to see you all there.
…and PS – if you are fighting the good fight on Wall Street, well, more power to you. I’m not saying to like, stop caring about it, just take a break for a few hours. Wall Street will continue being corrupt for a long time. Exxxotica NJ only happens once a year in New Jersey! FOR MORE INFO ON THIS EVENT, CLICK HERE!!!