As this flier states, next weekend is CHICAGO EXXXOTICA and there will be a BurningAngel booth there! Signing at this booth – and featured as little pepperoni slices on this deep dish pizza, clockwise from ME – are….KLEIO, SIDNEY SCARLET, PAIGE, RIZZO, PHOENIX ASKANI and FELIX!  And of course, I will be there too! =)

So come to CHICAGO next weekend and give us a hug in the windy city. For more INFO on where it is, when we’re signing and how to buy tickets, click HERE!!!

P.S. Lots of people were offended by my Butt Flag picture on the 4th. I’m sorry – I didn’t mean to offend anyone and it wasn’t even modeled after a real American flag (there weren’t even 50 butts in place of 50 stars – only, like, 38!!!). On that note, I really hope that this image does not offend anyone. I love all pizza equally and would fight violently to defend the honor of deep dish pizza!  This was in no way an attempt to desecrate Chicago’s deep dish pizza. Thank you.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

This weekend, I was in Chicago celebrating at Phoenix Askani’s Birthday party! It was a blast. It’s kind of odd that before this summer I had been to Chicago once, and now I have been there like 5 times. I have decided I like it there. The food is amazing (and ridiculously gluttonous, but whatever) the bars are a lot of fun, and I have the most awesome posse of hoes there. I especially like the bartenders there…

At Phoenix’s party, there was a Jello wrestling contest. It turned into more of a Jello make-out fest than actual wrestling but I think that is the whole point of it, right? Anyways BurningAngel girl Sidney Scarlet partook in the wrestling. Any excuse for us to see Sidney’s boobs is a good one.

Here is my butt in the air and my face in Phoenix Askani’s vagina. It was her special birthday lap dance. Weeeee! I should really remember that if I plan on giving lap dances to someone on a stage in a bar, I need to wear nicer panties. I’m so enmarassed! These are green H & M thongs that like, come in a pack of six. Not very glamorous. Oh well. Sorry for my ugly panties, Chicago. I will do better next time, I promise.

Before the party, we went to some restaurant called “Porkchop”. It was really un-kosher. Everything on the menu had pork in it. The wall had saws all over it – it was pretty cool looking. So here is me and Azure Maddox, Veruca James, and another friend of ours named Matt, hanging out inside the saws. It looks sorta Texas Chainsaw Massacre – right?

CHECK OUT THE ENTIRE PHOTO GALLERY from the party taken by the BurningAngel member and my good friend Damon James!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m here to celebrate Phoenix’s birthday! You know I love my Chicago BurningAngel crew!

Here is Me and Phoenix and Damon out at a bar last night!

Come out and celebrate with me if you’re in the area…INFO ABOUT BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT IS HERE!!!

Xoxo

Joanna Angel

Sooooo…I’m pretty excited that I’m going to CHICAGO EXXXOTICA today (it starts tomorrow)…and in honor of me and all the BurningAngels who will be there, I thought we’d play a little game today on my blog.  It’s called…ummm…PAIR THAT PUSSY!  Basically, there are pics below of the 6 BurningAngels – Phoenix Askani, Rizzo Ford, Sidney Scarlet, Azure Maddox, Veruca James,  and Sofi VonDoom – who will be at the BurningAngel booth with me this weekend – one set of their face pictures and one set of their…PUSSY PICTURES!  Specifically from behind…tehe  Haha.  So yeah – you have to pair them.  Get it!?  The faces have numbers and the pussies have letters.  You can write the pairings in my Comments section, or even just come to Exxxotica to meet us in person and see for yourself if you got it correct! And to get the game rolling, here is a picture of MY FACE and MY PUSSY (from behind) to, um, inspire you! …

Ok, and now the game starts…

FACES

PUSSIES

Haha – good luck!

xoxo

Joanna Angel