I had an eventful time in New York! I did a whole lot in a few days.
I was on the Jason Ellis show, who happened to be broadcasting from New York . It was a strange coincidence! What made the day even MORE interesting was, Lance Bass of NSync’s first radio show was debuting on Sirius. In honor of the show there was a big party at the Sirius building with lots of free beer and mac and cheese. I brought a bunch of mac and cheese for the Ellis show staff and everyone really dug it. Then, there was a contest for a chance to meet Lance Bass, so when I got to the Sirius building there were lots of complications. You see, everyone who entered the contest was female and since I’m female and arrived to Sirius the same time as the other contest applicants arrived, I had to explain to security I was not there to meet Lance Bass! They didn’t believe me so it took forever! It was all pretty funny !
If you have a subscription to listen to Sirius and missed listening to me on the Ellis show, well, use the “on demand” feature on the website and listen to the episode from last Thursday (Sept 13).
I was kinda tipsy on Bass’s free booze and It made for good radio! I gave some humorous sex advice and demonstrated it all on Rawdog. I tried to teach him to be more dominant in bed, which is kind of ironic since I am pretty submissive when it comes to sex but…. I guess I just acted out all the things I like done on me. There was a whole lot of aggressive dry humping going on and it was pretty silly!
Then I stopped by Liquid Metal with Jose
Later that day I met my old friend DJ Jess for dinner. We have been doing events in New York together for almost 10 years now and it’s always good to see him.
Currently, I’m at my mother’s house being Jewish and tomorrow I return to Los Angeles. Yeah- crazy life!
Last night I was the co-host on DJ Rossstar’s (http://www.stickam.com/djrossstar) Internet radio show.
I honestly thought I was supposed to be a guest on the show? But it turned out I was the co-host. I had no idea but, DJ Rossstar started doing this live webcast thing consistently for the past 10 years. He does it from his apartment, and I really admire all the energy he puts into it. He has over 30-thousand viewers, which is a hell of a lot for a radio host who isn’t on syndicated radio. The reach that he has gets him some really big bands on his show in the past, like Fall Out Boy, Katy Perry, My Chemical Romance, etc. I mean, bands of that size don’t usually show up for press at someone’s apartment! So yeah, he has got some kind of odd cred in the music scene. He is also from the East coast – like me – so I felt like we could relate to one another. We were two Jews who started something on the Internet, on the East coast, 10 years ago.
In any case, the band who was on the show was a um…interesting band called “Acidic” (https://twitter.com/#!/acidicband) . They just ended a tour with Candlebox, and I had no idea they were still a band. When I tweeted something along those lines – Brian Street Team reminded me that we had seen them play (in the sense that they were playing, while I was there) when I did a signing at “Blaze Fest” last summer. I got them confused with Everclear – who also played Blaze Fest – who also was another band from the 90s that I had no idea was still around. Acidic mentioned on the air that their next tour was with another 90s one-hit-wonder band, but I don’t remember who. It was interesting!
The singer/frontman (Mike) was incredibly drunk, and that made the experience pretty funny. I spent most of the show picking on him, which at first, he embraced – but then an emotional drunk came over, and he got kind of upset. He should toughen up! If you’re going to be wasted on the radio – the host is going to pick on you! The whole interaction was hilarious. I started to feel like I was on an odd episode of “Punk’d“.
But I will give Mike credit – when it came time for him to play a song live on the air, he sang his heart out, and strummed his guitar flawlessly. I was expecting (and partially hoping) for it to be a train wreck, but it wasn’t. The music they play isn’t exactly my kind of music, but he was obviously very passionate but what he did, and I admired that.
I talked about the release of my new movie: Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore, and Mike really liked the title. I made him promise on the air that their next record will be called “Mike of Acidic: Filthy Whore” and he told me he would. I’m gonna hold him to that!
All in all, I had a great time. I’ll definitely be going back there.
Here is a picture of everyone – to my left is DJ Rossstar and his hot girlfriend, who I think hosts the show with him sometimes. To my right is the band. Mike is the one trying to eat his guitar.
Here is me and a microphone that strongly resembles Manuel Ferrara’s penis.
And here is a picture I snuck in while Mike poured his heart out in his acoustic set.
Everybody, this is your reminder to come see me at Miami Exxxotica this weekend. If you don’t live in Miami, well, this is a very nice time of year to go to Miami. There’s lots of hot chicks on the beach, and obnoxious music everywhere. It’s a little slice of heaven and a little slice of hell, all in one!
Anyways, here is all the information for the show. I will have copies of Fuckenstein with me – along with some limited edition posters I can sign! I will also have the brand new BurningAngel tee shirts…so yeah…come out! I look forward to meeting you. Hell, if you come see me, and tell me that you read this blog entry, I will give you $5 off whatever you buy. How does that sound? You like that? I’m just trying to give back to my blogging homies . You like that?
Here is all the info for the show!
Miami Exxxotica runs from Friday, May 18th – Sunday, May 20th at the MIAMI BEACH CONVENTION CENTER. I’ll be signing at the FANTASY ISLAND BOOTH the entire time, so come and find me there and all your fantasies will be fulfilled =) My signing times are:
Friday, May 18th: 5 – 10 PM
Saturday, May 19th: 5 – 11 PM
Sunday, May 20th: 1 – 5 PM
Or maybe it is not so happy.
I woke up to a very mean message from Instagram saying that this wonderful picture of my butt has been “flagged.” Then there was a warning about me posting inappropriate photos, and that if it continues to happen, my account will be suspended. Grr. My ass was extremely insulted. It wasn’t very nice. Fuck you Zuckerberg; this is all your fault. There was no flagging of booty photos before you bought Instagram! What is the point of having a photo social networking site if you can’t post pictures of your butt!?
Well anyways, here is the flagged butt photo. It can live safely on my blog without any harassment!
Aside from that happening, I had a fun weekend. Yesterday, I hosted a special Mother’s Day Episode of the weekly BurningAngel radio show on Moheak.com. My friend Josie Jacobs came along, and so did BurningAngel girls Phoenix Askani and Arabelle – and Jessie Lee even Skyped in for a little while. My co-host Chris Nieratko was with us for about half the show. He claimed that he was late because he was giving his wife/mother of his children sex as a Mother’s Day gift. I mean, I love giving and getting sex for gifts but personally, I thought he should have gone out and bought something tangible to go along with it. But that’s just me. Chris has his own way of thinking!
I played all songs that were about moms in some way or another. Like “Mother” by Danzig, “I Like your Mom” by Bouncing Souls, “Mama Kin” by Guns and Roses, and a few others.
After the show, I did something mom-like for everyone and had a nice dinner at my place for everyone to enjoy. I served chicken and salad, and whipped up some on-the-fly appetizer that involved tortillas and some pesto spread I got at Trader Joe’s.
I didn’t really plan out this dinner, it kinda just happened. I realized when the girls came over that I actually have an extremely small collection of plates and forks – some of which were being used as part of my cooking . I don’t really have a dinner party kitchen collection. You know what I mean – I don’t have a whole cabinet full of serving spoons and serving trays and all that kind of shit. I guess I don’t really have dinner parties often, or ever actually. I panicked! What kind of terrible den mother am I!
While the chicken was in the oven, I ran over to 7-11 and bought some plastic plates – and the fuckers were out of plastic forks! So then I went over to Subway that was next door to 7-11, and took a whole bunch of forks. I looked very classy. I tried to offer the girl working there a few dollars but she told me to just take the forks and not to worry about it. I think she felt bad.
Anyways, between the few pieces of silverware that I had, along with the help of Subway and 7-11 everything worked out just fine. We all laughed and appreciated the fact that this dinner was half classy, and half punk rock. Totally appropriate for a BurningAngel Mother’s Day dinner! Right?
Um, here are my boobs!
And here are my boobs with an ode to Canada on them – since I am going there tomorrow.
And here are my boobs with PBR cans on them – since I will be giving out free PBR tonight in Brooklyn.
My boobs and I hope to see you soon.