Woo hoo! I’ve been nominated for a 2013 Fanny Award for Director of the Year! Please go vote for me, and then tell all your friends to vote for me, haha! The Fannys are the Exxxotica Fans’ Choice Awards in Atlantic City, NJ (which I will also be at!). It’s pretty awesome to be nominated, but it would be more awesome to win!
I recently arrived in Las Vegas along with Jessie Lee and Lindsay Hearts for the annual Night Club and Bar Convention. ( I didn’t know this existed either.)
So, we’ll signing 8×10’s at Sapphire’s booth AND we will be filming for a live version of the Harlem Shake! Yea, I know you totally haven’t seen a Harlem Shake video before, so here is your chance!
Jessie Lee and Lindsay Hearts Aka Nikki
Jessie Lee’s Tits!
wheezin the juice
with Nikki Hearts, Malice and Katie. Were involved in some bit that entails distracting dudes while they try to play metal songs. The catch is, we all have our boobs out while they’re trying to do this!
Nikki Hearts, me, Jason Ellis and Malice
Tits or GTFO.
Me and Katie!
It’s just a regular Thursday!!
Helloooooo San Francisco! I am here and I am naked!
I tend to get wacky in there!
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
Look. Valentine’s Day is a pretty stupid holiday. We all know this. Don’t let it bug you if you’re spending this holiday alone… Hallmark and uh… whats that jewelery store’s name there’s lame ads for everywhere? Zales? Yeah that place… Hallmark and Zales combined make you feel shitty if you don’t have a huge romantic adventure planned. Lots of people spend Valentine’s Day alone – I’ve spent many Valentine’s days alone… And it’s really just another day and it’s going to be over tomorrow… And then St. Patrick’s Day will be just around the corner and that holiday is all about getting drunk which is way better than being in love!
Hopefully, this penis jizzing hearts will bring a smile to your face whether you are having a good day or not!
And if you’re in San Francisco or Los Angeles, you can spend Valentine’s day with either me or Jessie Lee and we are awesome