Well as you may or may not know (if you are following me on Twitter) – things are not going so great in life right now.

I am not mentally ready to blog about the car accident at the moment. As soon as I figure out how to verbalize how I am feeling, I will post an update about it.

On Thursday night before the convention, I was asked to speak at The Red Umbrella Series. It’s a reading series hosted by the writer/sex worker Audacia Ray. She invites different people from the sex industry (anyone from porn stars, to dominatrix’s, escorts, sex advice columnists etc) to come and read about a particular assigned topic once a month. The topic on Thursday was “Bad Behavior.” I didn’t want to write about sex because, well, I don’t think sex is bad behavior! It is good behavior! In fact it is awesome behavior.

So instead I wrote about that terrible day in Hollywood where I got too many parking tickets, and elaborated on it a bit.

Here is a very crappy resolution video of my story. I did have a lot of fun doing this. It has always been an aspiration of mine to do stand up one day- this kinda felt like a good warm up for that. Right?

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yep! NJ EXXXOTICA is ON this year… just in NOVEMBER instead of September…

I hope the change to cold weather just makes everyone more excited to come to the NJ Expo Center for Exxxotica 2010 (97 Sunfield Avenue Edison, NJ) where it will be nice and toasty and HOT!!! There’ll be the usual awesomely loud and fun BURNING ANGEL BOOTH, so come and meet some of your favorite Angels (pictured above – left-to-right) like Kleio, Draven, ME (Joanna Angel)!, BellaVendetta, Jessie Lee and Misti Dawn! We’ll be there waiting for you…on our FAVORITE coast…my home…the EAST COAST, mother-fucker! =)

Signing times are below…

FRIDAY, Nov 5th: 4 PM – 11 PM
SATURDAY, Nov 6th: 1 PM – 11 PM
SUNDAY, Nov 7th: 12 PM – 7 PM

This year, tickets are only $35/day – so get yours quick by clicking HERE!

Also if you are in New York City I will be appearing on Thursday November 4th so come see me Downtown at Happy Ending.

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Porn Star + Happy Endings can only mean one thing!

Joanna Angel is in New York!  Yea!

So I am back on the East Coast getting ready for Exxxotica NY, Which happens to be in New Jersey, Go Figure?!?! But before I do my appearance there I wanted to hang out with some fans in New York, well because I love my fans and I love New York.

Anyway I will be at Happy Ending in NY November 4, 2010 from 7:30 P to 10:00 P.

Who: Hot Ass Alt Porn Star – Joanna Angel – Live & in Person 21+ admission is FREE
Where:  Happy Ending 302 Broome Street New York NY 10002 (B/T Forsyth & Eldridge)
When:   From 7:30 PM to 10:00 PM
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Today I will be appearing on G4’s Attack of the Show!

They have a new segment called “Body Count” where horror movies get reviewed. I was asked to review a few different horror movies for this segment. If this goes over well, I will be able to review horror movies for G4 more often… and I would really like to do that.

So please tweet to @aots and tell them how awesome I did…

…if, in fact, you think I do an awesome job, (or not).

The movies I reviewed were: A twisted Japanese horror movie called Frankenstein Girl vs. Vampire Girl; a movie called SUCK about a band with a bunch of famous rock star cameo appearances in it (Iggy Pop, Moby, Henry Rollins); and the Blu Ray release of The Exorcist.

If you are interested in what I have to say about these movies, then tune into G4 and watch it!

IT IS AIRING:  Fri, Oct 29th, 2010. 7 pm ET/PT  http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow

Anyways, here are a few photos my friend took with her cell phone on set. It’s me and Kevin Pereira!

Dang.

Have a Happy Halloween!!!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

So the other night I got to go on Loveline with Asphyxia and Misti Dawn ! Here we are with the infamous Dr. Drew. He’s so handsome, and his voice is just so soothing. He could tell me to kill myself and the sound of his voice would make it sound like the best idea ever.

One of the main reasons I was on the show- was because I was asked to squirt on the co-host, a guy who goes by the name of Psycho Mike. It turns out me and Mike actually were students at Rutgers University at the same time. Unfortunately we never crossed paths. He admitted that he spent most of his time at Rutgers smoking crack (he is sober now- I’m sure Dr. Drew had something to do with this sobriety) . I was an English major in college- and I spent most of my time at hardcore shows, or animal rights type gatherings. Needless to say, we ran in different circles. As far as I knew there were not many crackheads in my comparative literature class.

Anyways, he went all out and wore a snorkel and goggles. Asphyxia finger banged me while he laid down underneath me and I squirted all over him. I will admit- a lot of this was pee.  I was kinda cumming and peeing at the same time. It was clear pee because I drank lots of water before hand. It wasn’t yellow pee. I just wanted to make sure he was covered in liquid- and he sure was.

And god damn. Do all ex- crackheads have bodies like this? Sheesh. This man really had one fine stomach.

Aside from the squirting I did get to take calls on the show and give some people advice.

My take on things was a little different than Dr.Drews! For example, a girl called in and said she was contemplating having a threesome with her ex boyfriend, and a virgin. She admitted she only wants to have sex with her ex when they are broken up- anytime they get back together she is not in the mood. I have no idea how this guy’s virgin friend got in the picture but Dr. Drew was concerned with the girls relationship patterns. He tried to figure out the root of her intimacy issues, and asked her about her parents etc. In the midst of all this I was like YO DR.DREW- HOLD UP… I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THIS OTHER CRAP  BUT THAT THREESOME SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST THREESOME EVER! IF YOU WANNA BANG TWO DUDES- BANG TWO DUDES WHO ARE A) NOT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND AND B) NOT VIRGINS!!! I was not concerned for the sake of her mental health. I was concerned for the sake of the threesome.

I support good threesomes! Does that make me insensitive?

A bunch of Loveline’s listeners were disgusted by my presence. Others were thrilled. I seem to have that effect on people. You either love or hate me! I want to give a special  high five to my new friend Dana H. who stuck up for me on Loveline’s website, Dana H You Rock!

xoxo

Joanna Angel