Um, here are my boobs!

And here are my boobs with an ode to Canada on them – since I am going there tomorrow.

And here are my boobs with PBR cans on them – since I will be giving out free PBR tonight in Brooklyn.

My boobs and I hope to see you soon.

xoxo
Joanna Angel

I have TWO MAJOR APPEARANCES this week!!!  And I’m pretty excited about them.  One is in BROOKLYN, NY, USA and the other one is in LONDON, ONTARIO, CANADA!!!…

And here is what I will be doing in those cities…

TOMORROW – Wednesday, April 11th – I will be showing my porno, FUCKENSTEIN, and then doing a Q-and-A with everyone who shows up at SHAG in WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN from 7 to 9 PM.  There will also be free PBR.  SO…ummm…PORN AND BEER.  Pretty much a typical Wednesday night.  MORE INFO HERE!!!

And then, this weekend…

…I will be appearing at SHOCK STOCK, starting FRIDAY, the 13th (of course!) and going until SUNDAY, the 15th in LONDON, ONTARIO…CANADA!!!  This will be my first appearance in CANADA; I can’t wait to meet all of my Canadian fans…the time has finally come! =)  SIGNING TIMES and MORE INFO HERE!!!

And that’s it!  Come out and see me, East Coast…USA and Canada…and we’ll celebrate porn, beer and horror together.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Ummm, I SKIP? I’m grumpy. I have nothing nice to say, and I was told that if you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all.  SO, I’m going to say only a couple of things…not-so-nicely…

First, BUY MY FUCKING T-SHIRTS – they’re spanking new and RIGHT HERE!

Second, I am going to CANADA next weekend.  Canadians, you’ve asked me to come, so here is your chance…don’t miss it!  Or I will take your maple leaves and burn them all. The maple trees too. INFO ON THE APPEARANCE IS RIGHT HERE!

Third, I’d like to thank GWAR for Tweeting me today.  It made me feel good. I want to have sex with all of you.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night was the screening for Asphyxia Heels the World at Studio Servitu (@studioservitu) . I had a good time! I like hanging out with my porno family. I also really like Studio Servitu. It’s a cool creepy-looking loft that has art shows, and lots of interesting parties there. I actually shot my scene with Manuel Ferrara there – you know, that one that was nominated for Best Anal this past year . It was pretty cool to chill at the party/screening and look at a bunch of people drink beers and hang out on a bed that I got anally pounded on. It made me giggle!

Anyways, the band Blackleg played. Blackleg is my friend Ssippi’s band – he has built a bunch of sets for us – and he played Igor in Fuckenstein. When Blackleg played in Jessie Lee Goes T o College – Brian Street Team was in the band, for the sake of the movie – so Jessie could bone the singer. However, now Tommy Pistol is actually in the band. He sings for Blackleg. And, Tommy was also in Asphyxia Heels the World – AND Ssippi helped build the shoe store in the movie. So yeah, Blackleg and BurningAngel are kind of married in an odd way – so it totally made sense for them to play the party!

Here they are:

And here is me and Asphyxia presenting the movie! I am kinda hunched over, and she is standing up properly. I should really work on my posture.

And here is Aiden Starr (@aidenstarr) humping my leg. That was pretty cool.

And here is me and Dana Deamond.

Here is me, Krissie Dee, Jessie, and Asphyxia:

This is the token photo of myself I took before I left my apartment to make sure my makeup was done properly:

This is me and Tommy Pistol and some new friends we made at the party!

Here I am bonding with them…

This is a photo of my butt that I took this morning and posted on Instagram.

And this is what I ate for breakfast.

It was a good night, with good friends, and a good movie I am extremely proud of. Yaaaay porno!

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

Tomorrow night, I am going to force all my friends to watch a porn I directed – Clockwork Orange style. I am going to strap everyone down, and force everyone’s eyes open and make sure everyone watches every last second of Asphyxia Heels the World.

I am totally kidding!

But really , come out – watch the movie, have a drink, and hang out with me in DTLA!

PLEASE RSVP TO THE PARTY (email RSVPSTUDIOSERVITU@GMAIL.COM to RSVP)!!

THANKS! =)  Here is all the important info from the BurningAngel.com EVENTS section…

In honor of her new movie, ASPHYXIA HEELS THE WORLD, Asphyxia is having a BIG PARTY!!! There’ll be dancing and DJs and a photo booth AND a screening of ASPHYXIA HEELS THE WORLD!  And of course, Asphyxia herself will be hosting it!

Party is March 28th from 8 PM to Midnight at 825 S Alameda St Los Angeles, CA 90021.  It’s brought to you by Studio Servitu - TO GO, RSVP to RSVPSTUDIOSERVITU@GMAIL.COM!

xoxo

Joanna Angel