Well, April Fools came and went and I did not play any pranks on anyone. I forgot about it. Oh well!

Anyways, it was a fun weekend. I went to this Burlesque competition at Dragonfly in downtown LA. It was called a “Hooker Competition” but it was kind of misnamed. The acts were very much burlesque acts, and not anything close to what a prostitute does. The flier had an explanation for it – something along the lines of a definition of a hooker being someone who sells their body in some kind of way – or something. I think a hooker pageant sounded just a tad more exciting than a burlesque pageant…

However, Brian Posehn was the host of the show, and he is incredibly funny. So I enjoyed watching him!

And Traci Lords was one of the judges! I had to get a photo with her.  This is some kind of generations of porno picture; I like it!

My friend Tim Armstrong was there – yes, THE Tim Armstrong from Rancid and Operation Ivy. Here is a rad blurry photo of us!

Dave Navarro was also there but I don’t have a photo with him – however, we have taken many photos together in our time so, you can probably imagine what we looked like in a photo together on that evening.

Then on Saturday, I took Jessie Lee on a date. We ate at a restaurant in Malibu by the water. It was romantic!

And then we collectively gave a friend of ours a blowjob.

And then on Sunday evening, we spoke about the blowjob a lot on my radio show – on Moheak online radio, and Brian Street Team re-enacted the scenario using a microphone.

So all in all, this was a pretty good weekend. I got to meet some famous people, and I got to give a blowjob with my friend.

Who knows, it it could be you next =)

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night was the screening for Asphyxia Heels the World at Studio Servitu (@studioservitu) . I had a good time! I like hanging out with my porno family. I also really like Studio Servitu. It’s a cool creepy-looking loft that has art shows, and lots of interesting parties there. I actually shot my scene with Manuel Ferrara there – you know, that one that was nominated for Best Anal this past year . It was pretty cool to chill at the party/screening and look at a bunch of people drink beers and hang out on a bed that I got anally pounded on. It made me giggle!

Anyways, the band Blackleg played. Blackleg is my friend Ssippi’s band – he has built a bunch of sets for us – and he played Igor in Fuckenstein. When Blackleg played in Jessie Lee Goes T o College – Brian Street Team was in the band, for the sake of the movie – so Jessie could bone the singer. However, now Tommy Pistol is actually in the band. He sings for Blackleg. And, Tommy was also in Asphyxia Heels the World – AND Ssippi helped build the shoe store in the movie. So yeah, Blackleg and BurningAngel are kind of married in an odd way – so it totally made sense for them to play the party!

Here they are:

And here is me and Asphyxia presenting the movie! I am kinda hunched over, and she is standing up properly. I should really work on my posture.

And here is Aiden Starr (@aidenstarr) humping my leg. That was pretty cool.

And here is me and Dana Deamond.

Here is me, Krissie Dee, Jessie, and Asphyxia:

This is the token photo of myself I took before I left my apartment to make sure my makeup was done properly:

This is me and Tommy Pistol and some new friends we made at the party!

Here I am bonding with them…

This is a photo of my butt that I took this morning and posted on Instagram.

And this is what I ate for breakfast.

It was a good night, with good friends, and a good movie I am extremely proud of. Yaaaay porno!

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

Well, first of all, I don’t know if you guys read the NY Daily News or not, but I was in there responding to Rick Santorum’s war on porn. It’s been all over the Internet actually. I was proud! It’s cool to sometimes do gang bangs, and sometimes speak about politics in the news. You can find it here:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/rick-santorum-war-pornography-adult-film-stars-production-companies-rail-goper-article-1.1041309

Too bad they didn’t use my cool Santorum image, with the talk bubble. That would have been way better.

In any case, this weekend I was in Fort Lauderdale for a big DVD wholesale convention. It was a secret gathering of a bunch of people from the staff of various adult novelty stores. A few other girls from the porn industry were there – we all celebrated St. Patrick’s Day together. I wore a stupid hat – and tried to put my game face on.

Well, here is me and all the girls from the porn industry who were at the convention. You can kinda see us – it’s Me, Chanel Preston, Bobbi Star, Jessie Andrews , Jessica Drake, Stoya, Charley Chase and Capri Anderson. Um, I know there is another girl in the photo but I am not so sure who she is!

Here is me and Bobbi Star:

Me and Jessie Andrews – I never actually spoke to her before this weekend. She is super cute! Incredibly young, but very smart, and really adorable. It was nice to get to actually get to know her:

Here is me and Charley Chase and her awesome boobs:

Here are me and Stoya being bad, and smoking cigarettes:

Me and Chanel Preston – who is known for being Wonder Woman in some Wonder Woman parody porn:

And here is me and Capri Anderson:

On Sunday night I did my radio show from my hotel room in Fort Lauderdale. I am going to try to focus on a different genre of metal every week – I think. Last week I played hair metal (like Stryker, and Warrant and Motley Crue) and this week I played Black Metal. I thought it was a good genre to play in honor of Rick Santorum – since he is all about Christianity – I thought playing a series of songs about burning churches and killing Christians was appropriate. Some of the bands I played were Immortal, Satyricon, Krallice and Mayhem. I’ll be honest; I don’t know that much about Black Metal (not to be confused with Death Metal or Thrash Metal - people get incredibly sensitive if you confuse them) – so I felt a bit like poser, but I enjoyed researching the bands and listening to them – I also, REALLY liked reading the lyrics to the songs. They are pretty hilarious – and sort of uh, inspiring? I would have to say Satyricon was my favorite of the bands that I played.

Should I start wearing corpse paint every day? It sounds rather time consuming but it might be worth it – especially in the spirit of the election.  I found a website that generated a black metal nickname for you http://www.rinki.net/pekka/bm/. Mine would be Goatat Archnium Joanna Angelum.

Should I change my stage name? That has a nice ring to it.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m on set! Without much time to write an opus. We are shooting a new movie called “Baristas “. A sexy job flick starring myself, Kleio, Veruca, Jessie Lee, Krysta Kaos…And Dana Dearmond.

I don’t want to jinx myself ,but so far I think its’ the best movie we have yet to do!

Here’s a few photos from set (a lot of them are from our wonderful makeup artist…MELISSA MAKEUP!!!). More to come tomorrow.

Now I must go back to work at my coffee hole.

Xoxo

Joanna Angel