Joanna Angel’s LA Pink

I still need to blog about my big adult film that will be coming out in September- LA PINK Starring Joanna Angel =) but I don’t really feel like doing that just yet. Maybe as the next blog entry I will do that. No it’s not that I just don’t feel like it- there are some things I need to gather together that I haven’t gotten together yet- that’s it. HOWEVER- there is a whole set of “behind the scenes” photos from the movie on JoannaAngel.com right now. Here is one of them.

LA Pink Photos

Well I was going to give this its own entry but – here is a little ad for the movie- cut and paste it and put it everywhere!

Here is the URL so you can put it on your MySpace

http://www.burningangel.com/joanna_pics/LAPINKad.jpg

Oh, and I Love Cous Cous

So then I was thinking – what the hell should I blog about? What I really wanted to blog about was how much I love couscous. I eat it almost every night

for dinner with some vegetable mixed in it. I always make a whole pot and then tell myself I will save more for the next day- BUT I NEVER DO!! I ALWAYS EAT THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING!

I will be honest- I would rather eat couscous than ice cream or chocolate. Is that lame? Sometimes I mix the couscous with asparagus- sometimes I mix it with broccoli (that’s what I did tonight) – and sometimes- now this is my favorite- I mix it with mushrooms. The mushrooms and the couscous really go quite well together.

But then I thought about how this might be kind of boring. I was like, I can’t blog about couscous! That is incredibly lame. Yet- here I am blogging about couscous anyways. I thought about blogging about how sad it is the Michael Jackson died, but I am sure that has been blogged about enough. I don’t know what to say other than it sucks that he died- and it sucks even more that he has really been dying for the past 15 years. It’s a sad story really. I hope he is happier where ever he is.

OK – I Love Twitter

I posted on My Twitter “what should I blog about” and I got a series of requests that seemed pretty uninteresting but I figured that anything is more interesting than couscous and Michael Jackson right now. So here it is:

@JoannaAngel Any new ladies to the scene we should hear from soon? from @sdpunk52

Yeah Phoenix Askani is Fucking Hot

Follow Phoenix Askani on Twitter @PhoenixAskani
Lesbian Sex Virgin Phoenix Askani had her girl-girl cherry popped by me, Joanna Angel!
Join my site to be the FIRST to see.

Well actually- yes! There is a brand new porn girl who will be on BurningAngel very soon named Phoenix Askani (I hope I spelled that correctly). She was actually a BurningAngel.com member for a while which is pretty awesome. She recently came out here and shot some porn movies- some with guys and one with meeeeee! She had never been with a girl before me. I don’t mean to brag but I totally rocked her world. Do people still say that? I don’t really know. She shook and moaned a lot and it was pretty cool. I always like fucking girls who have never had lesbian sex- I think it’s a lot of fun. I can totally see why so many gay dudes I know like to bang straight dudes. I don’t know when the scene with me and her will go up on the web but the scene she did with Kris Slater will be up on BurningAngel soon.

@JoannaAngel how to fuck for world peace, right in your bedroom from @ianultra

I Love to Fuck in my Bedroom

I fuck a lot in my bedroom, my dining room, my closet, my bathroom and my kitchen- and I don’t have any idea how to make any of that lead to world peace. I just know how to film it and put it on the internet for people to get boners to. SORRY =(

(This is my bedroom- do you like it!!!)

@JoannaAngel what got you into punk? from @stin

Oh JEEZE. Well I don’t really remember why or how but I think in the 6th grade I started listening to bands like Sonic Youth, Nirvana, and Nine Inch Nails uh… Marilyn Manson… you know… stuff like that. I searched for any kind of music that was angry or weird sounding. I mean, I guess I was “punk” then I just wasn’t sure what it was, what it meant and where uh “punk” people went and congregated. Then when I was in the 10th some dude who was a friend of a friend that I had a slight crush on brought me to a punk-rock show at someone’s house in Northern New Jersey. The Casualties were playing- along with some other small local New Jersey bands. It was nuts- people with mohawks everywhere were jumping up and down and yelling and screaming in leather jackets with spikes on them and stuff. I wound up having a bigger crush on punk rock in general than the dude I went to the show with. That year I got all my first punk records and blah blah blah. I guess it is history from there.

@JoannaAngel alternatively: creampie eating and why it’s not gay? Discuss. from @notwoodyallen

Um. The only guy I ever knew who was into cream-pie eating was Kurt Lockwood- who is a full time gay porn star now. There might be other guys out there who eat their own jizz out of girls’ pussies who are not gay- but I have not met one yet.

@JoannaAngel talk about the state of the economy? @thebelltolls

It fucking sucks and I hope it gets better. And neither porn, escorting or stripping are recession proof…. although- I think reality TV is. If you are hell-bent on pitching around an idea for a reality TV show that by the off chance hasn’t been done yet then there is hope for you.

@JoannaAngel chinese food and/or the electoral college from @gimmegrits

I’ll be honest- I don’t really like Chinese food THAT much. It always smells good but then once you start eating it you are like- blaaaah. The only Chinese food I really like are steamed dumplings. I am not just saying that because I am a bit of a health nut- but the steamed dumplings genuinely taste much better than the fried ones. I once got a bunch of frozen dumplings from Trader Joes and attempted to steam them at home and they didn’t taste anywhere close to as good as what they taste like in the Chinese restaurants. I would have to say that in the future I will not be purchasing any more frozen dumplings. When I want some, I will just go to any Chinese food place and get them- but why would I even do that when I could just stay home and eat couscous? After Bush won the election for the second time- I had very strong feelings of hatred towards the electoral college. I went on long diatribes about how unfair it was, and how inefficient it was and blah blah blah- but you know, after the last election I don’t think it’s so bad anymore. Sometimes the electoral college can surprise you and do some cool things sometimes. I mean, I honestly can’t think of a better way to tally up all those votes so until I do I will just keep my mouth shut.

Well – that’s it! If you liked this I will turn it into a weekly thing and answer peoples questions on twitter like, on the regular. Maybe it is a nice healthy way to intertwine my blog life and my twitter life- or something.

Well, have a good night,
Joanna
xoxox

Well- some of my entries have a lot of words- this entry will have little words and a lot of photos. I mean, what do they say? A photo speaks a thousand words- or something? I don’t really know. Anyways- here are my photos from Erotica LA! Me and the BurningAngel girls had a lot of fun. Thank you to everyone who came out and got some signed DVD’s and shit. We love you dearly.

Well here is me and Alexis Texas

I know everyone likes to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass- but you know what- if you can’t beat em’ join on. Sometimes I want to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass too. It is totally OK for feminist types to objectify girl’s with nice asses every once in a while- right? Yeah. So Anyways, here I am with Alexis Texas’ amazing awesome juicy ass.

Seriously- I don’t get why my face looks so ghost-ly in all these photos. I swear, I did not look like that in person. I need to stop using that kind of foundation or something. Grr. Oh well. Sorry. Anyways- here is Misti Dawn holding a portrait of James Deen and Brian Street Team. These portraits were done by a very professional and famous artist and they are worth a lot of money.

Now here is Misti Dawn showing her respects to the amazing artist who drew the portrait.

And here are Bella Vendetta and Draven looking cute and stuff.

And here are Misti Dawn and Jessie Lee being cute by making un-traditionally cute faces.

And here is me and Andy – along with a writer for Vice Magazine- but the Vice in South Africa- not the Vice here.

And here I am with my friend/ BA Photographer Nate. I thought you would all appreciate this angle- and this angel- GET IT!

Here is my very official red carpet photo from the FAME awards.

Here is me with the entire all-star team of BurningAngel sluts! Bellavendetta, Jessie Lee, Misti Dawn, Cadence, Draven and Envy- it appears as though each of us were all trying to pose for a different camera.

Here is me and Bobbi Star- you know, I really need to start making more graceful faces in pictures. Joanna- it’s not cute. It is getting ridiculous!

Here is me and Eva Angelina

Here is me and Teagan- who won a FAME award for Best Ass. Unfortunately, her ass is not in the photo so you can’t really tell. I have always kinda wanted to have sex with her- even though she is blond and has fake boobs and stuff- I think she is totally hot.

Here is me inbetween Evan Sinefeld and Tera Patrick. Tera Patrick beat me in the fame awards for favorite female starlet, AND for best website. Therefore, for totally immature purposes I am so not linking to her website in this posting. Don’t get me wrong- Tera is a very nice lady and she is legendary in porno-land and shit- but I sincerely think my website is better than hers. Oh well. Le Sigh!

YUM- here is me with my future wife Sunny Leone. I don’t know why but I look downright frightening in this picture. I do strongly recall my eyelash glue acting kinda funky at this time- but jeeze. I don’t get it. Just look at Sunny and don’t focus on me.

One of the millions of reasons I love Jenna Haze is because she spends more on shoes than I do on rent for a month. For this reason, I thought that her shoe deserved its own photo. That and the fact that it was black and pink and everything in the world that is black and pink is definitely awesome.

And now here is me and Jenna being goofy.

And here is Brian Street Team with the Wicked Pictures Contract Hoe- Jessica Drake. I know that Brian really wants to have sex with Jessica- but I don’t know if she is as down with the streets as he wants her to be- so this photo is closest he can get to hitting that shit in the mean time.

And here is Andy again with Mr. Pete who I love having sex with- although I don’t know if the other BA members like Mr.Pete all that much. I think they are still warming up to him or something. I don’t know! Anyways- here he is.

Here is me and Jenna on stage presenting the award for Best Breasts.

Here is me crossing my fingers and hoping to win the award for best website.

And here I am after losing the award for best website- see how sad you made me and Draven! Why would you ever want to make me and Draven so sad!

And last but not least- here is a photo of me probably the nicest girl in the entire porn industry- Belladonna. I don’t just think she is nice because she let me put one fist in her butt-hole and one fist in her vagina and kinda pretend I was boxing….. she really is just one of the nicest people- not just in porn, but like in the world. A nice person who can get two fists inside of them is pretty rare. Three cheers for kindness and fisting!

Well those are all my Erotica LA photos.

I hope you enjoyed them =)

xoxox

Joanna Angel

UG! Now I am just about the dumbest girl in the world. Well maybe not the dumbest but, I had a super hot experience with a beautiful pornstar named Sunny Leone.  She is a Vivid contract girl. I am pretty confused about the whole thing since she is like, a chick who I think is way out of my league… and I realized I have no hot photos of me and her together- or actually any photos at all- so I bet you won’t even believe me! She is very beautiful, and really innocent.  She started off in porn just doing solo stuff magazines, I think she was some kind of Penthouse Pet or something. I always considered girls who were Penthouse Pets to have from a different planet. It’s like someone basically told them “Yo- you are so hot, that people in this world will be able to have orgasms from just LOOKING at you naked. You know, you can just stand there. You don’t have to do anything else!” To be honest, it sounds incredibly boring, but to be deemed as hot enough to induce an orgasm by just standing there and doing nothing, is quite an honor I think.

A few years later she signed a contract with Vivid and only did lesbian porn, which is incredibly rare…. now she does some boy/girl stuff with her new boyfriend on her website. She looks even hotter in person than she does in those “Sunny Leone pics,” that are all over the internet, a rarity in porn- especially for Vivid contract girls. Ooops. Did I just say that out loud? Sorry. Yeah. Anyways- She is a mixture of like 10 different hot ethnicities…. she is just so exotic, and like… I don’t know… beautiful and hot. Sorry, did I say she was hot too many times? Anyways, and all weekend, she was hitting on me?! It was kinda nuts. She sent me adorable text messages throughout the weekend telling me hot hot I looked and was just so ridiculously flattering that I was pretty sure there was just some sort of clause in her Vivid contract saying that she had to be nice to short Jewish girls with tattoos. I didn’t think she actually had some kind of genuine interest in me.

There is a panel all the girls at EXXXOTICA had to do once a day on stage. Before the panel all the girls gathered near the stage and basically bitched about how much we did not want to do the panel. I actually, kind of liked doing the panel but what I liked doing more than the panel was pretending to be a porn star and part of doing that requires complaining about things from time to time that really are not worth complaining about. So I did! And it was pretty awesome.

Anyways, Sunny looked nervous before the panel and I asked her what was wrong. She expressed to me that every time she does any panel it seems as though fans want to hear about “crazy stories” and she said she just didn’t have any. She basically said that most of her life she had only fucked her boyfriends, and um… well I don’t know if you watch any girl on girl Vivid porn but its um… you know… not crazy. Nothing about partaking in that type of thing is at all a “crazy story.” She said that her boyfriend once put an ice cube up her butt and that was about the most sexually adventurous thing she had ever done- and she giggled and turned red as she said it.

How did a girl like this wind up in porn? I was so confused…. Jenna Haze stood near me (because we spend the entirety of our Miami convention experience next to each other) and after Sunny said this I was like “Jenna I don’t get it! I thought we were all whores!” Both myself, and Jenna Haze were both sort of turned on and kind of baffled by Sunny Leone’s sweet innocence.

So at about 5am one morning Jenna and I rolled around her bed drunk. I don’t remember what we were doing exactly. I was trying to decide if I should stumble back to my room or not, and then Sunny texted both me and Jenna and said “can I come up!” And of course we both texted back with “YES!!!” read the rest of this entry….

The life of a pornstar…I’m telling you- I really don’t lead much of the lifestyle you imagine it would be. I swear. It’s about 6pm right now… want to know what I did today? I sat on my computer and answered emails. It’s quite similar to what a lot of other people did with their day today. I spend a lot more time doing all the boring porno business shit than I do getting gang-banged on camera…. and a big difference between me and most porn stars, is that I don’t get PAID to fuck…. I PAY other people to fuck me to create sex videos hardcore.  Seriously! I am not trying to get any sympathy here…I love my life and everything about it I am just trying to set the record straight. Sometimes I will post things on my twitter like “today has been a stressful day….” and then I get responses like “oh yeah, getting paid to fuck- really hard!” … I mean, when I am fucking on camera… that means, I paid, out of my pocket, for: 1. a guy or girl (or one of each, or two of each etc) to fuck me, 2. someone to photograph it, 3. someone to film it 4. someone to edit it, 5. a hosting company to host the video so it has a place to live online, and then, I just have to cross my fingers and hope that a good percentage decide to find this said video compelling and exciting enough to pay for so I can make all this money back that I put into it…. in this days economy. Ah! It is a tough job but someone needs to do it =)

Anyways, sometimes when I go to conventions and I am surrounded by “porn stars” I sort of feel like I am in a role-playing game. Kinda like I am playing dress-up. It’s sort of fun to indulge in the stress of oh my god, what do I wear to this convention…. do my nails look OK, is my foundation on correctly, and should I wear the same outfit to the convention as I do in the evening to a party? It is such a nice vacation from the usual stress I have to deal with on a daily basis. Most of all, I love meeting fans- even though, unfortunately, not TOO many of you showed up to Miami to see me but it’s cool. It was mothers day weekend- so you are off the hook. It is good to know that a good majority of the people who find my pornography arousing have good relationships with their mothers. I can respect that!

The best thing about Miami Exxxotica is that it is a lot of fun. It really is like the vacation of porn conventions. The AEE expo is kinda stressful- I always have meetings, and press and all sorts of shit I need to do in addition to the signing… and in general, the entire convention feels so …. fancy. I don’t know why. There is nothing professional that goes on at Miami Exxxotica. I just signed for about 4 hours a day and spent the rest of my time on the beach, at slightly cheesy dance clubs, and at restaurants with decent food but really bad service.

Anyways, here are a few photos from the porn convention:

Here is me and a photo of Jenna Haze

Now here is me and the real Jenna Haze, in front of a photo of Jenna Haze

Here is a photo of the real me (hardcore pornstar), and a fake me. We are a cute couple- right!

Here is me kissing a photo of Alexis Texas’ ass- which looks exactly the same as her real ass.

Here is me and the fake me again- only this time I look kinda disgruntled.

Here is me being weird.

Here is me and my favorite tan blond haired fake breasted porn star- Jesse Jane- Fuck!

Here is me, in between the the two most famous sluts in the world- Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze

Um… just so you know- the photo below is not a photo of a porn-star, it is a photo of a pillow! Two pillows actually- I don’t know why but the cleaning lady’s in the hotel I stayed at always made the pillows look like dumplings when they made the bed. I thought that was pretty interesting and totally blog-worthy.

I have more to tell you about Miami, but I am going to post that in another blog entry- because two blog entries are better than one! YEAH!

xoxoxo

Joanna Angel

The Girlfriend Experience movie came out this week, and though I hear it’s hot, it has none of Sasha Grey fucking but in the movie, she does fuck people–just not on camera. No no I am not saying that she fucked the whole crew off camera, I don’t know if that happened but I hope it did for the sake of her and the crew- but the movie is about her being a hooker and you see her interact with the clients but you don’t see her bang them.

I must admit–I am really impressed with Sasha Grey. It’s pretty crazy that she is in this new mainstream movie. I haven’t gotten around to seeing it yet to be honest. I am a jerk- I also have not gone to see Crank 2 — and my darling best friend Jenna Haze is in that. Hmm. What is wrong with me? If you are out there, and you are my friend, and you have a part in a big movie well…. make sure to not call me because I am a jerk and I probably won’t see it! I will eventually see both these movies. I swear. Who wants to see them with me! I never had an appearance in any big movie but the box cover of Joanna’s Angels 2 was in the background of some shot in Will Smith’s movie- I am Legend. It came out like a year and a half ago…. and I finally got around to watching it about 3 weeks ago. The rumor was true, it was in fact there.

I also heard that Sasha did some sexy nude photos for Rolling Stone Magazine…. It’s pretty crazy! This is all very exciting to me–because this means that I can totally go around and tell people that I banged someone famous. I know I know, a lot of people have fucked her over the past few years so I am not the only one who is able to say this, but whatever. I think I can still have some bragging rights.

Well… Shasha Grey’s new mainstream movie has SOME nude shots, but we all know what you really want to see….the last time I checked you blog readers are perverts. I hope that is still the case! I thought with all this non-sex Sasha Grey teaser shit out there-, I bet everyone–meaning all of you “pervs” that read my blog–out there would like to be reminded of what it’s like to fuck her?

Since I have had me some of that Sasha Grey pussy, I thought I would share…Well actually I DID share in Girls Girls Girls 2, a porn movie that grew out of my fantasy about my heavy metal babysitter when I was a kid. I kinda imagine what would have happened between us if I were old enough to get it on with her. You can read about how my heavy metal pussy party came to be. If you already know, well you can go back and re-read it or you can just pretend I didn’t say anything.

Anyways–enough about me. Sasha Grey has an ass like you cannot believe. I got to play with it and stuff. She put a dildo in my ass–and then she told me she was jealous of my ability to put dildos in my ass with such ease. You know, a lot of people have told me that before. It’s weird. I don’t even realize that I am doing anything all that special. Then people ask me for advice on how to get their asses to do what my ass does, and I just don’t know what to say. Anyways– you can watch me finger her awesomely wet pussy and stuff in our scene that is now on Heavy Metal Pussy Party– or if you are a big pussy, and not a pussy party- you can just watch the free porn trailer, again and again and again. I am not Steven Soderbergh but I had me and her had our own special Girlfriend Experience. Seriously! It was romantic. Afterwords, I really did just want to cuddle with her but unfortunately … read the rest of this entry….