Hey, I swear. I don’t want to show off here. I am extremely humble. I swear.

But I saw the ad for the AEE Expo and I just want to say how ridiculously flattered I am to be – what looks like – some kind of representative for the show. The AEE Expo is kind of a big deal in porn, and I am sure that 10 years ago, there would not have been a girl with pink hair and tattoos front-and-center in the promotional advertisement for the show. It’s the big expo in Vegas every year in January- and on the last day of the expo the AVN Awards takes place. It’s one big porno-riffic gangster-ish weekend in Vegas.

I swear. I didn’t pay anyone to get on this poster, and I’m not a representative for a huge porn company. I’m really happy that I made it here just doing exactly what I wanted to do.

Being on this ad doesn’t mean I can retire tomorrow or anything…but I am damn proud of this. OK? Let me be proud! Is that cool? I will go back to being a self-hating Jew tomorrow. I promise.

(Left to right it’s the world famous porno superstars: Teagan Presley, Asa Akira, MEEE , Jessica Drake and Allie Haze).

PS. That is not actually my guitar. I just used it as a phallic object to put in between my legs.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

So last night I did something life changing. I changed my Twitter avatar from a boob picture to an ass picture. It also happened to be the same photo I used for the box cover of my newest movie: ASS -FUCKED.

I was able to steal a few copies from my DVD replicator to bring to Exxxotica last weekend – even though the movie wasn’t officially released yet. The people who bought it seemed to have really liked it – or at least, that’s what they told me on Twitter. AND NO ONE EVER LIES ON TWITTER!

Anyways, I love this movie. It’s pretty filthy. Some of my movies are goofy and cute, and some are sexy, but this one is just flat out filthy. Hooray for filth!! It has my epic scene with Manuel in it.

Here is the trailer:

I was also able to use music in the trailer from one of my favorite bands of all time, Dillinger Escape Plan. Good music + good butt sex = awesome.

If you CLICK HERE, you can see a whole bunch of photos from the movie. Here is my favorite one:

So get your copy on BurningAngel.com today, and you can be jerking off to this in no time.

And if you’re in Sacramento, CA please come to Gold Club Centerfolds and see my ass in person. My shows are at 9:30 pm, 11:30pm, and 1:30 am – both tonight and tomorrow. Have a happy healthy and horny weekend folks.

xoxo
Joanna Angel

I’m feeling sick. I think I get sick every time I go to Vegas. Boo.

Today I am on set. We are beginning to shoot our new movie called “Jessie Goes To College!” Below are a few photos from set this morning. One of them is of a new girl who is in the movie; we don’t have a name for her yet. I kind of have to think of one quickly. She told me she really likes the Greek mythological character, Medea. I thought of using that name, but people are going to pronounce it Media, and that’s just weird! I’ll keep you posted. She is very sweet and she’s from Texas, like Kleio. Here she is:

And we are also shooting a girl who is not new to porn but is new to us, Larkin Love. This girl has huge huge tits; they might be the biggest tits we ever shot to this date. I’m gonna check on that.

And here’s Jessie Lee straightening her hair.

I don’t have any pictures of myself today cause I’m sick and I look like Purina dog chow. Sorry.

Well you enjoy your day! And don’t forget to come see us at Exxxotica!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m in Vegas! And…I slept till noon today. The clock in my room is an hour early. That’s really evil to do in Vegas! Why would they do that!? I woke up at 10 and said, well, I can sleep till 11 today (I was out late and have a long night ahead of me – whatever, I’m the boss and I can sleep till 11 if I want to – shut up!!!) . I looked at my cell phone, and saw that it said 11 am, and in my tired state, I assumed my cell phone was wrong and the clock was right.

Yeah, that was not the case. Stupid clock! Grrr!

Anyways, last night I went to Teagan Presley and Jessie Jane’s party at a club called Jet. It was pretty fun; I danced to some cheesy club hits and drank champagne. That’s basically what you do at those kinds of clubs.

Here’s the only pic I took last night – it’s of me and the infamous MILF Lisa Anne, and a bottle of Jager. I don’t drink Jager…and I don’t understand how people do.

And now I have to go to this stripper convention thing. The purpose of this trip is to meet club owners from strip clubs all over the country – hopefully, this will result in some more dance bookings – so I can give more and more of you blog readers of you lap dances!!!

Here’s to lots of lap dances in the future.  And here’s to me at the mini bar:

xoxo

Joanna Angel

For a porn star, I don’t get laid enough – both on AND off camera. Kind of ironic. Right? Everyone thinks it’s SO COOL and SO EMPOWERING to be a director and own your own company and shit, but really it’s a whole bunch of work and not that much sex. Quite the opposite of what anyone thinks when they think about anyone who works in porn.

So to make up for my lack of sex, I had sex all freakin’ day yesterday. It was awesome. It was for content for JoannaAngel.com. First I had sex with Jessie, then me and Jessie had sex with James Deen, then me and Jessie had sex with Mr.Pete and then me and Mr.Pete and Jessie and James all fucked – and I got DP’d by them and fucked all over the place. It was great. I was in a really grumpy mood yesterday, and now I’m not in a grumpy mood. I think I just needed to get laid.

Anyways, here is a picture of me and Jessie before all the sex ensued.

You will see all this sexing on JoannaAngel.com soon enough.

… And now, I must get back to running my porn empire and not getting any. SIGH!

I’ll just have to masturbate and think about my dirty day yesterday.

xoxo

Joanna Angel