I will say that everyone I have met here is incredibly nice. Like, everyone. Everyone at the strip club – both customers and staff – everyone at the hotel, everyone at the diner I went to last night and ate greasy breakfast food at after I danced…is just ridiculously nice. I travel to a lot of places and this treatment is not common. People here are so incredibly polite that I am starting to feel kind of like a bitchy person. I am not nearly as well-mannered as these Pennsylvania peeps!

Well yesterday, our infamous music reviewer – Chris Nieratko – came to see me dance. He handed me dollar bills with salad tongs as he sat by the stage. What a weirdo. After I took my panties off, he also picked those up with salad tongs and gave them to me. I asked what the hell he was doing, he said he was extremely concerned about anyone picking up my panties and contaminating themselves. I think I am going to send his wife an email and tell her what he has been using their salad tongs for!

He also asked me for a lapdance – to which I agreed,  and the entire time talked to me about his kids’ sinus problem, and the copious amounts of snot coming out of his nose and the comical things his kid does with this snot. It was…interesting.

Well here we are!

Oh yeah, and speaking of stripping, here is a little video of me and Jenna Haze dancing at the admiral last weekend. I hope we get to to it again soon. That was fun!

Jenna Haze & Joanna Angel – Admiral Theatre from RJO Photo on Vimeo.

Have a lovely weekend everyone, I hope I get to see you in Reading.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I have to pack for Exxxotica. Not just for Exxxotica but – I will be going from Chicago, to New York City, then to Pennsylvania ( I am dancing at Al’s Diamond Cabaret in PA on July 14th, 15th and 16th…more info in my EVENTS section tomorrow!) . This requires a whole lot of packing!!! I must do this now.

Anyways, here are my boobs. I just took this photo. It’s a good boob day!

Well, here is all the information for where you can stalk me in Chicago:

For my signing:

And dancing:

And if you are not in Chicago, and you are in Los Angeles, go hang out with Jessie Lee at Beauty Bar:

And if you can’t make any of that, you can stalk me in Pennsylvania next weekend.

Happy hump day!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well this weekend was craaaaazy. I shot a new movie; it’s about ninjas. We had three 15-hour days in a row – I posted that on Twitter and everyone seems to think I was fucking for 15-hours straight each day, but that is not the case at all! This movie had a 20-page script (that I wrote) with extensive fight scenes that required choreography, and a whole shitload of dialogue…You know, the stuff you assholes fast-forward through. I did get to have sex with porno legend Tom Byron - he’s been in porn for like 30 years! It was cool. I never worked with him before and I really enjoyed fucking him. It’s fun to experience new penises in my ass – particularly legendary ones!

I think I decided that the title of this movie will be “Kung Fu Pussy”. I had toyed with the idea of possibly calling it “Shaolin Ass” or “Fistful of Dicks” or something…but Kung Fu Pussy sounds better. It sort of sounds like a parody of Kung Fu Panda – but it’s not at all. There are no pandas in the film. However, the world seems to get very excited about porno parodies so perhaps if people think it is about Pandas, it might sell a few extra copies.

I will have “professional” photos from the film sometime next week, but in the meantime, here are a few photos I took from my phone from set. Shooting this movie was a great experience! I can’t wait to see how it turns out. Now I am exhausted! And I must start getting ready for my exciting trip to Chicago this weekend.

And just so everyone knows who you’re looking at in these amazing photos…

The cast of this movie is:

(Drumroll)

Me, Kleio, Jessie Lee, Skin Diamond, Dana Dearmond, and Kelly Chaos. The dudes in this movie are James Deen, Brian Street Team, Dane Cross, Tommy Pistol, Mr. Pete and Tom Byron.

Here’s Kleio and Jessie practicing their fight skills:

Here’s Tommy, Jessie, Kleio and Mr.Pete BANGING:

Here’s some pics from the scene with Brian Street Team, Dane, Kelly Chaos and Skin Diamond:

Here’s Brian Street Team and my friend Ssippi who did the set design on this film – being kung fu masters:

Here’s me, Dana DeArmond and Kleio being adorable:

Here I am as a NINJA:

… yes I know there are no Asians in this movie. Sorry.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hey! So a few weeks ago, I told you I went to Vegas and got to eat that extravagant meal at STK Steakhouse with Jenna Haze – for that food blog, Food Enquirer..WELL…

The little clip or episode is now out – and here it is:

You’ve seen me fuck…now it’s time for you to watch me eat!

Oh yeah – and by the way, I wrote an article about gangbangs, ass eating, Feminism and Steve Holmes for Richardson Magazine. The whole issue was on “mysoginy” and they thought I would have a unique perspective on it. I love writing, and I’m rather proud of this piece… so take a quick moment and read it . You can find it HERE!

I’m not sure if it’s in the print issue or not. If anyone else out there knows – please let me know via Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/joannaangel!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday we shot some more porn. Are you noticing a pattern here? We import cute tattooed hoes from different states, shoot for a few days then take a little break. These past few days have really been a lot of fun – I really enjoyed spending time with Aria Rae, Severin Graves, and Mary Jane. I felt like my apartment became a very fun and twisted sorority for a few days. I am about 10 years older than them (Mary Jane is 18, Aria Rae is 19 – and I think Severin Graves is 21 or 22) but whatever…I just don’t care. They make me feel younger, and I enjoyed having them around.

Here’s a pic of Mary Jane loungin’:

I made Severin’s porno dream come true and she did a DP with Sean Michaels and Mr. Pete. She really took it like a champ! She got Sean’s huge black cock in her pussy and ass without even any lube. She’s such a horny girl and I love it. I was totally impressed! I actually got so hot during the scene – that during a break, I jumped in for a little bit and sucked off Mr. Pete, Sean, and James - who was shooting the scene. Me and Severin Graves took turns giving everyone blowjobs for a couple minutes. It was pretty awesome. I really wanted to start fucking everyone but it was, after all, her special DP day and I didn’t want to take away from that. Being a director can really be so frustrating sometimes!

This scene was also for PunkSchoolGirls.com, and the scenario involved a wood-shop class. I was a student in the class (on Sunday I was a mom, and Monday I was a student- I am so versatile in my acting skills!) so I put some braids in my hair to appear more student-like. Pretty cute, huh?

Oh yeah – the studio we shot in belonged to a fellow porn slut- and good friend of mine, Aiden Starr. She has awesome boobs. I told her I would not shoot in her studio unless she showed me her boobs, and fortunately she agreed to this. So here they are!

I randomly went in the bathroom and took this picture of me:

And that’s all I have for today!

xoxo

Joanna Angel