Holy crap, I’m so so SO busy lately! Between shooting and appearances and events and waiting on Ramona hand and foot (my pup is such a brat, I love her), I feel like I’m doing it all! Here’s just a small taste of what’s coming down the line next week, where I’ll be having several appearances and events on the east coast:
Tuesday May 14th, I will be appearing at Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club in NYC on The Naughty Show with Sam Tripoli (Showtime), Ari Shaffir (HBO), Jim Florentine (VH1 Classic), and Taylor Ketchum (Comedy Central).
Alternatively, if you’re on the WEST coast on May 15th, you can attend UNICORE, hosted by Jessie Lee at The Viper Room in Hollywood! I wish I could be there, but I’m sending Small Hands, so if he doesn’t do a good job pretending to be me, let me know!
Thursday and Friday, May 16th & 17th I’ll be feature dancing at Bourbon Street in Sayreville, NJ (you know, hometown of Bon Jovi & Skid Row)!
Then, Saturday May 18th, I’ll be dancing at Centerfolds Gentlemen’s Club in Neptune, NJ. Just a heads up that Centerfolds is a *bikini bar*!!
But wait, there’s more! Did you know I’m in a movie (that isn’t a porno) with that Littlefinger guy from Game of Thrones?
It’s called Scrapper and is premiering in Seattle at the Seattle International Fim Festival May 21st, which I will also be in attendance for (and the afterparty too!!)! I’ll post more about it soon, but you can buy tickets for the premiere here!
See you all soon! I’m everywhere!!
I recently arrived in Las Vegas along with Jessie Lee and Lindsay Hearts for the annual Night Club and Bar Convention. ( I didn’t know this existed either.)
So, we’ll signing 8×10’s at Sapphire’s booth AND we will be filming for a live version of the Harlem Shake! Yea, I know you totally haven’t seen a Harlem Shake video before, so here is your chance!
Jessie Lee and Lindsay Hearts Aka Nikki
Jessie Lee’s Tits!
wheezin the juice
with Nikki Hearts, Malice and Katie. Were involved in some bit that entails distracting dudes while they try to play metal songs. The catch is, we all have our boobs out while they’re trying to do this!
Nikki Hearts, me, Jason Ellis and Malice
Tits or GTFO.
Me and Katie!
It’s just a regular Thursday!!
I really can’t believe the year has gone by this fast. I feel like the year just started? The way time is flying is actually becoming creepy. I feel like I’m going to close my eyes and open them again and I will be like, 65 years old. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anyways. What the fuck happened this year? I am going to leave out incredibly horrible things, like a psychopath shooting a bunch of kids in a school. Or another psychopath shooting a bunch of people who wanted to see the new Batman. Come to think of it, there were a whole bunch of really morbid and completely unnecessary mass shootings this year …. hopefully in 2013 there will be a lot less of that.
But on a brighter note, I did have a pretty good year! I shot a lot of great porn, and got to do some interesting shit. I’m pretty happy with my life. Things could be a little better, but they could also be a hell of a lot worse.
I started off the year losing a whole bunch of AVN awards – something like, 28 of them. Hey. You know what they say – (or does anyone actually say this?): you can’t lose a bunch of awards unless you get nominated for a bunch of awards? So in some way it was an honor.
I got to watch the Superbowl live, with Dave Navarro. Ironically, it was actually the only time I ever watched a football game in its entirety in my whole life.
During Superbowl weekend I met someone I greatly admire – Billy Corgan.
…. And someone I don’t admire at all. Guy Fieri.
Jessie Lee and I got matching tattoos of coffee cups -
I won some awards at the Nightmoves awards show
I put various objects in my ass, and it looks to be holding up quite nicely!
I got a very cute dog from a shelter who I named Romona.
Melissa did a lot of really cool makeup on set.
We finally shot Evil Head after talking about it for 7 years.
I got to see Refused.
I banged all the Presidential candidates and their running mates.
I put Dana’s foot in my vagina.
I went to Mexico.
This guy came with me. He’s pretty sweet! =)
I appeared on Dave Attel’s show – Dave’s Old Porn
And I ate some amazing soup dumplings in Flushing, Queens on Christmas – like a good Jewish girl!
From the moon, to New York City – I have conquered it all!
Happy New Year, everyone!
So, I was asked to be part of a skit on the radio show ‘7 Second Delay‘. Occasionally, I get asked to be involved with projects that do not involve my butt hole. I love doing stuff like this, it was a great time!
Below is the video, in case you’re interested.
And here is a photo of myself with the shows hosts Andy Breckman and Ken Freedman.