Holy crap, I’m so so SO busy lately! Between shooting and appearances and events and waiting on Ramona hand and foot (my pup is such a brat, I love her), I feel like I’m doing it all! Here’s just a small taste of what’s coming down the line next week, where I’ll be having several appearances and events on the east coast:
Tuesday May 14th, I will be appearing at Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club in NYC on The Naughty Show with Sam Tripoli (Showtime), Ari Shaffir (HBO), Jim Florentine (VH1 Classic), and Taylor Ketchum (Comedy Central).
Alternatively, if you’re on the WEST coast on May 15th, you can attend UNICORE, hosted by Jessie Lee at The Viper Room in Hollywood! I wish I could be there, but I’m sending Small Hands, so if he doesn’t do a good job pretending to be me, let me know!
Thursday and Friday, May 16th & 17th I’ll be feature dancing at Bourbon Street in Sayreville, NJ (you know, hometown of Bon Jovi & Skid Row)!
Then, Saturday May 18th, I’ll be dancing at Centerfolds Gentlemen’s Club in Neptune, NJ. Just a heads up that Centerfolds is a *bikini bar*!!
But wait, there’s more! Did you know I’m in a movie (that isn’t a porno) with that Littlefinger guy from Game of Thrones?
It’s called Scrapper and is premiering in Seattle at the Seattle International Fim Festival May 21st, which I will also be in attendance for (and the afterparty too!!)! I’ll post more about it soon, but you can buy tickets for the premiere here!
See you all soon! I’m everywhere!!
Last night, a friend of mine who does movie reviews for a bunch of important magazines invited me to go to the premiere of Sushi Girl. I watched the trailer and saw a really hot naked girl (Cortney Palm) and a whole bunch of stabbing and fighting, so I gladly agreed to the invite!
The premiere was at the infamous Chinese Theater. I had never been to a premiere there before and I wasn’t sure what to wear. I decided to go casual because I wasn’t IN the movie and I didn’t want to look like I was trying too hard or something. After all – I was just going to see a movie, right?
But man…. The fashion show that existed at that movie was pretty insane! People who were merely guests of guests wore designer ball gowns and heels, and most men were in suits and tuxes. I felt kind of awkward and under-dressed and strange, and I kind of felt like everyone was pointing and laughing at the fact that my jacket and jeans were both from Forever 21. Stupid Hollywood!!!
Aside from all that, the movie was pretty good. It was extremely violent! I flinched a bunch of times and could barely watch the screen. At times the dialogue dragged on a bit, but it’s still worth watching. Oh yeah, and Mark Hamill stars in it! Yeah: LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER!! The crowd screamed and cheered as soon as he was on screen and it was pretty cool. I tried to get a photo with him after the premiere, but he was swamped with a hoard of nerds of all different ages throwing all sorts of Star Wars paraphernalia at him to sign. He’s definitely a celebrity that even other celebrities get nervous around! Quite frankly, I thought he was the best part of the movie… His role is quirky and he played it well. Him and the hot naked girl made my awkward evening all worth while!
Oh, and you should totally watch the trailer!
So, I was asked to be part of a skit on the radio show ‘7 Second Delay‘. Occasionally, I get asked to be involved with projects that do not involve my butt hole. I love doing stuff like this, it was a great time!
Below is the video, in case you’re interested.
And here is a photo of myself with the shows hosts Andy Breckman and Ken Freedman.
The Jason Ellis web department was kind enough to give the clip of my appearance last week!
So here it is! I’ll let the video speak for itself!
I had an eventful time in New York! I did a whole lot in a few days.
I was on the Jason Ellis show, who happened to be broadcasting from New York . It was a strange coincidence! What made the day even MORE interesting was, Lance Bass of NSync’s first radio show was debuting on Sirius. In honor of the show there was a big party at the Sirius building with lots of free beer and mac and cheese. I brought a bunch of mac and cheese for the Ellis show staff and everyone really dug it. Then, there was a contest for a chance to meet Lance Bass, so when I got to the Sirius building there were lots of complications. You see, everyone who entered the contest was female and since I’m female and arrived to Sirius the same time as the other contest applicants arrived, I had to explain to security I was not there to meet Lance Bass! They didn’t believe me so it took forever! It was all pretty funny !
If you have a subscription to listen to Sirius and missed listening to me on the Ellis show, well, use the “on demand” feature on the website and listen to the episode from last Thursday (Sept 13).
I was kinda tipsy on Bass’s free booze and It made for good radio! I gave some humorous sex advice and demonstrated it all on Rawdog. I tried to teach him to be more dominant in bed, which is kind of ironic since I am pretty submissive when it comes to sex but…. I guess I just acted out all the things I like done on me. There was a whole lot of aggressive dry humping going on and it was pretty silly!
Then I stopped by Liquid Metal with Jose
Later that day I met my old friend DJ Jess for dinner. We have been doing events in New York together for almost 10 years now and it’s always good to see him.
Currently, I’m at my mother’s house being Jewish and tomorrow I return to Los Angeles. Yeah- crazy life!