I feel like every year around this time we are always rushing to hand in some epic movie.

This Year’s BurningAngel Epic – Joanna’s Angels 3.

You see, in order to be considered for AVN nominations- your movie has to be in stores before September 30th, which means it has to be shipped out sometime around the 20th, which means it has to be at the replication plant around like, the 10th and all the other crap that has to be done to make a DVD has to be done like… well… now. Right now we are rushing to hand in Joanna’s Angels 3 so it will make the cut (Follow up to Joanna’s Angel’s & Joanna’s Angel’s 2). It is being edited by someone I consider a cinematic genius who goes by the name of Eli Cross (http://twitter.com/eli_cross) . He has directed some very well known adult movies such as Corruption and Upload. They were quite different from BurningAngel movies, but very well done nonetheless. Anyways, he hasn’t really slept since last Monday because he has been up all night every night trying to get my movie done.

Joanna’s Angels 3 is about Me, Draven and Kleio trying to stop a very serious douche-bag epidemic.

Evan Stone is the cause of all the douche-baggery going on, and at the end of the movie he breaks down and explains that his evil doings was because of a very traumatic childhood memory with him and his father. This segues into a flashback with Evan and his father. When casting the movie, I thought long and hard about who the hell could play young Evan- or old Evan and couldn’t think of anyone appropriate. Then I called Eli and said “hey- do you know how to do that split screen thing where the same person could be on both sides of the screen playing different characters? Like in Back to the Future pt. 2!!” And of course he knew how to do it because he knows how to do everything. So young Evan and Evan’s dad were both played by Evan, and I think it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever shot. Eli knew how excited I was about it so he sent me a screen shot from it.

Here it is!

(Naturally- Evan’s dad is Evan in a suit, and young Evan is Evan in a propeller hat. DUH!!)

If you want to check him out – here is a Link to Eli Cross’s Blog

I sure hope the movie gets done in time… come on Eli! Faster faster! *cracks the whip*

xoxox

Joanna Angel

For all of you who read my blog a few days ago and were confused about .XXX and why it’s not a good thing- you should watch this video. You should also watch it because It has a cameo by me, Larry Flynt and John Stagliano and we are all pretty rad in our own ways.

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Man! I am having a really busy day. I have to pack for Chicago – AND prepare for my next big movie that I begin shooting next week which is … dun dun dun…

JOANNA’S ANGELS 3!

I’m super excited. I made Joanna’s Angels 1 & Joanna’s Angels 2, 2 years ago…. and didn’t want to make a 3 because Tommy Pistol had left the industry and I didn’t want to make the movie without him. Now that he is back… I figured it was about time i made the sequel! Plus- Joanna’s Angels 1 & 2 were put out through Hustler/VCA – and it makes sense for BurningAngel to own a movie called Joanna’s Angels… right?!

Anyways- yesterday we shot two scenes. One was of Kleio and Chad Alva- who got along so well! We shot them for our infamous movie- NO PANTIES ALLOWED .

Here are Kleio and Chad Alva

They will be in the second installment of this great line. And then, we shot Draven Star in this goth movie I have been working on. I’m not sure what the title will be… but she looked really hot. I had meant to get a photo of Draven in her crazy goth eye makeup and sexy black lace outfit but I forgot- so instead I have a photo of her right after she got jizzed on. I mean… jizz is kinda goth…. right? Who knows. I embraced/poked fun at the goth culture in the scene by having Draven and her co star Wolf Hudson recite some depressing poetry to one another before they fucked. Sorry goths if you find that offensive but I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Here is Draven Star

They were both great scenes. I came home very content- I love it when I shoot good porno. After the scene we all went to a little Japanese restaurant in Little Tokyo. I have been eating a lot of Asian food lately. We all got different assortments of fish and rice inside of big white bowls. It was pretty awesome.

And that was my day.

Now… I must pack!

xoxoxo

Joanna Angel

Attention everyone! Bartenders is Done!

Here is the official hardcore trailer for my next big feature…

…called BARTENDERS!!

For those of you who fast forward through all the stuff I work so hard on that happens in between the sex scenes of my movies- well, the movie is about hot bartender chicks who bang customers and other people work at the bar. There. That is all you really need to know.

For those of you who care about the “plot” – the movie is about an evil health inspector who is trying to shut my bar down for being too sleazy. The sleaze is what my bar is know for- so I face the complicated challenge of trying to keep the bar in business and keeping my customers happy at the same time.

Here is the cast of characters in the movie:

Meeeee! – Joanna Angel, as the head bartender/ bar manager

Kylee Kross and Kleio as the hot bartenders

Dana Dearmond as Kylee’s crazy friend who was a bartender at some point…

…who fucked a lot of health inspectors and therefore has inside information, and is down to help. It really makes more sense when you watch the movie.

Brian Street Team as the bouncer

Moretta Coxxx as the chick who comes into the bar who has a thing for the bouncer

James Deen as the underage kid who constantly tries to sneak into the bar

Mason Moore as James Deen’s hot friend with big boobs who tries to help James get into the bar (with her boobs, of course)

Mick Blue as the evil health inspector!!!

Evan Stone as the dude who comes into the bar every night with his shirt off and hits on the bartenders

Well if all this sounds incredibly fascinating to you then you can pre-order the Bartenders Movie HERE

xoxox

Joanna Angel

PS- Hey for those of you who complain about seeing a lot of the same footage on DVD and online- I figured I would spell this all out for you so you don’t feel cheated in any sort of way. All of the scenes from Bartenders WILL appear online. The scenes will be divided up and scattered throughout different websites on our network throughout the next year or so. The scene with Moretta Coxxx and Brian Street Team will be on BurningAngel.com on Wednesday, June 2nd. It will be a few months before any of the other scenes appear online, and I’m not quite sure when it will happen…. but one day- it will. Many parts of “the plot” will not appear online, neither will the behind the scenes clips on the DVD that a lot of people seem to really like. The advantage to buying the DVD is that you can watch it all at once, you know… like a movie! And you get all the special features. Just figured I would put that information out there and you can decide what you want to do.  OK?

Now here you can enjoy a Free Photo Gallery from the Bartenders Movie! Yeeeah! Free porn! I know you all love that soooo much!

xoxo again
Joanna Angel