I woke up pretty grumpy today.  But then something not-grumpy happened…my friend, Krysta Kaos came over…and SHE was grumpy.  SO we were grumpy together today.  And two grumpies together makes everything a little less grumpy, you know?  So yeah. Here is us being grumpy buddies!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday I took some new pictures where I dressed up like a gay man in The Village People.

Y-M-C-A!!!

Here’s me, the makeup artist from the shoot (her name is Melissa) and Ssippi (my friend who builds sets for me and we rented his studio for the day). We look pretty absurd, don’t we!?!

After the shoot, I did something pretty amazing and disgusting all in once. I ate hamburger with cream cheese on it. I swear. It was like a food porn burger. It had jalapenos on it as well. Nom nom nom.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday I went on the Jason Ellis show to make up for missing the radio show the other day.

I spent some time talking about my butt hole. I think it has changed over the years. I think it looks a little stretched out. Not like that’s a terrible thing, and due to the circumstances, it makes sense.

Here is my butt hole today:

Here is my butthole about 5 years ago:

Here is my butthole a few months ago:

I dunno. Does it look any different? Or is it just me. I feel like the skin tag has moved around or something.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hello everyone! This is a blog dedicated to you guys doing my job for me! Because I don’t feel like doing it. It’s the time of year where I have to submit my AVN-Award prenoms. This means I have to tell AVN which movies I think they should consider to be nominated for the AVN Awards. I usually just submit everything we put out. But this year, we have too many movies to do that. So you are going to have to help me decide which specific scenes and which movies stand out from the others. Got it?!?

So here (below) is everything we’ve put out in the past year…please respond and tell me what you think! And CLICK HERE for all the categories for the AVN Awards; there are a lot of them, and some of them, we’re not eligible for (ie BEST MILF RELEASE or BEST FOREIGN FEATURE). And if you wanna really help me out, you can tell me which scenes/movies/girls belong in which category, but if you don’t feel like doing that much, just tell me which scenes you like and I can figure out which category they should go in.

Thanks – I have officially made you all my interns!

Kung Fu Pussy

1. Joanna Angel and Tom Byron
2. Jessie Lee, Kleio, Tommy Pistol and Mr. Pete
3. Dana DeArmond and James Deen
4. Skin Diamond, Kelly Chaos, Brian Street Team and Dane Cross
5. Joanna Angel, Jessie Lee, Kleio and James Deen

Joanna Angel Ass-Fucked

1.Joanna Angel, James Deen, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete
2.Joanna Angel and Mick Blue
3.Joanna Angel, Mason Moore, James Deen
4.Joanna Angel, John Strong, Steve Holmes
5.Joanna Angel and Manuel Ferrara

Eat Me Out

1.Eden Von Sleaze and Sinn Sage
2.Kelly Chaos and Jiz Lee
3.Ladie Lane and Lily LaBeau
4.Sally Sparrow and Lexi Belle
5.Taurus and Annie Cruz

Joanna Angel Exposed

(too many scenes to list!!!)

Alt Nation

1.Cadence St. John and Tommy Pistol
2.Tori Lux and Tommy Pistol
3.Lacey Lust and Chad Alva
4.Krysta Kaos, Mick Blue and Chad Alva with guest Joanna Angel
5.Kylee Kross, Daisy Sparks and Mr. Marcus

Librarians

1.Asphyxia and Danny Wylde
2.Skin Diamond and Mick Blue
3.Draven Star and James Deen
4.Kleio, Wolf Hudson and Keni Styles
5.Joanna Angel, Kimberly Kane and Mr. Pete

BurningAngel All-Stars

1.Joanna Angel and Mick Blue
2.Joanna Angel and James Deen
3.Jessie Lee and Wolf Hudson
4.Jessie Lee and Julius Ceazher
5.Kleio and Chad Alva
6.Kleio and Keni Styles

Hot For Teacher

1.Joanna Angel
2.Cherry Torn and Brian Street Team
3.Violet Monroe and Tommy Pistol
4.Twix and Mick Blue
5.Sparky Sin Claire, James Deen and Sean Michaels
6.Rizzo Ford and Danny Mountain
7.Joanna Angel and Danny Mountain

POV Punx 5

1.Ana Diego and James Deen
2.Indigo Augustine and James Deen
3.Katie St. Ives and James Deen
4.Krysta Kaos and James Deen
5.Moretta, Kylee Kross and James Deen
6.Shay Ryan and James Deen

Joanna Angel’s School of Hard Knox

1.Joanna Angel and James Deen
2.Ranie Mae and Dane Cross
3.Juliette Black and Tommy Pistol
4.Shay Ryan and Keni Styles
5.Joanna Angel, Zoe Voss and Chad Alva

Whores of Darkness

1.Asphyxia and Mick Blue
2.Draven Star
3.Felix and Tommy Pistol
4.Asphyxia
5.Ranie Mae and Brian Street Team
6.Bella Vendetta
7.Draven Star and Wolf Hudson

Jessie Vs. Misti

1.Jessie Lee and Brian Street Team
2.Misti Dawn and James Deen
3.Jessie Lee and John Strong
4.Misti Dawn and Brian Street Team
5.Jessie Lee and Tommy Pistol
6.Misti Dawn and Vin Vericose
7.Jessie Lee, Misti Dawn and Mr. Pete

Joanna Angel Loves Orgies

1.Joanna Angel, Violet Monroe, Sami, Asphyxia and Azrael Arden
2.Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Kleio, Mick Blue and James Deen
3.Misti Dawn, Draven Star, Coco Velvett, Andy San Dimas, Joanna Angel and James Deen
4.Joanna Angel, Cecilia Vega, James Deen and Steve Holmes
5.Joanna Angel, Violet Monroe, James Deen and Sean Michaels
6.Joanna Angel, Skin, Natalia Marie, Draven Star, Kleio, Mick Blue and Mr. Pete

My Favorite Emo Sluts

1.Moretta and Tommy Pistol
2.Phoenix Askani and Kris Slater
3.Sailor Vega and Mr. Pete
4.Violet Monroe and Mick Blue
5.Skin and Chad Alva

Joanna Angel and James Deen’s Summer Vacation

1.Joanna Angel, Moretta, Audrina Lee and James Deen
2.Moretta, Audrina Lee and Keni Styles
3.Joanna Angel, James Deen and Keni Styles
4.Felix and James Deen
5.Audrina Lee and Keni Styles
6.Sofi VonDoom and James Deen
7.Sofi VonDoom, Felix, Moretta and Audrina Lee
8.Sofi VonDoom, Felix, Moretta and Audrina Lee, Joanna Angel, James Deen and Keni Styles

BurningAngel Newbies

1.Natalia Marie and James Deen
2.Stevie and Violet Monroe
3.Miss Genocide and Brian Street Team
4.Envy Vicious and James Deen
5.Audrina Lee and Mr. Pete

No Panties Allowed 2

1.Kleio and Chad Alva
2.Shay, Erik Everhard and James Deen
3.Eden and Alex Gonz
4.Tori Lux and Sean Michaels
5.Sofi VonDoom and Mick Blue

Joanna Angel Breaks ‘Em In

1.Joanna Angel and Asphyxia
2.Joanna Angel and Jayded
3.Joanna Angel and Eden
4.Joanna Angel and Sinead
5.Joanna Angel and Dusty
6.Joanna Angel and Phoenix Askani

POV Punx 4

1.Tori Lux and James Deen
2.Coco Velvett and James Deen
3.Miss Genocide and James Deen
4.BellaVendetta and James Deen
5.Arabelle Raphael and James Deen
6.Skin and James Deen (with Joanna Angel)

xoxo
Joanna Angel

It’s October! And you know what that means…it’s the time of year when I make my yearly Halloween Horror porn. This year, I chose to spoof  “Frankenstein”. There are a zillion versions of Frankenstein out there, and I’m glad to have created one more to add to the market.

In my version of Frankenstein, I play the Dr. Frankenstein’s wife and convince him to create a monster so he could have someone around to DP me with. I mean, that’s a good reason to create a human – right? I’m going to release this mini feature on Halloween on JoannaAngel.com and it’s going to be in black and white…to imitate the original Frankenstein.

I had a fun time creating this. Here are a few photos from the shoot I was able to take on my phone. I know; they’re a little blurry – it’s hard to take pictures while someone is fucking!

Frankenstein was played by a very handsome and huge performer I never worked with before; a man from Spain named Ramon. He was great. There is something amazing about every European porn star that is just amazing. I don’t know why. They are are just so intense and have so much passion with how they fuck. I don’t get it. Ramon had a perfect body, he was tall, threw me around like a little slut, and had a giant cock. It was awesome!

James Deen played the scientist, who you know…always does an awesome job. He DP’d me with the monster in the end and it was one of the better DP scenes I have ever done. Shit was intense. And having sex with someone with a prosthetic forehead was totally arousing.

Sorry, I’m weird.

My friend Ssippi built the Frankenstein laboratory – and also played Igor – the hunchback assistant.

Well anyways, you will be seeing this clip in the near future. I’m still not sure what I should call it though; should it be “Frankenfuck” ? Should it be “Fuckingstein” or should it be “Double Penetration-stein”. What is your vote? Lemme know. Or if you have your own name you think is better than any of these, you can chime in and lemme know that as well. Here on Joanna Angel’s blog, your opinion matters!!!!

Check out some more BTS photos taken from my lovely phone HERE.