Yesterday, I was a guest on Dave Attell’s (@attell) show on Showtime called “Dave’s Old Porn” (@oldp0rn) along with BurningAngel girls Kleio and Roggie. It was awesome. Dave is an old Jewish comedian, who is extremely charming and a total asshole at the same time. I don’t really know how he pulls it off. He was the host of the AVN Awards this year, and I have seen him at a few porn industry functions – so him having a porno-related TV show makes sense. The show is fun – Dave basically watches a bunch of porn from the 70s and 80s and comments on it with a guest. Sometimes his guests are porn stars, and sometimes they are other various celebrities. Yesterday when I was done shooting, Judah Freelander came in to shoot an episode directly after me – and as a big fan of the show “30 Rock”, it was kind of exciting to cross paths with him for about 2 seconds. I walked out as he walked in, and we both gave each other like, a half smile.

Dave and I first watched various horror-themed pornos from the 70s (I was told that on this episode, Rob Zombie would also be appearing…however, he was not there when I was there) . I don’t remember the names of all of them, but they were pretty insane. Porn from the 70s was incredibly cheesy, with an excessive amount of “acting”, incredibly non-erotic camera angles (you could barely see penetration and there was a whole lot of man-ass) and a whole bunch of un-groomed genital hair – but I was still impressed. The budgets for porn movies was definitely higher back then; these movies were big productions with huge crews. If pornographers these days had the same budgets pornographers had in the 70s, I could only imagine the incredible shit that would be made. But alas! That is not the case. I will take my shaved vagina and make the best low-budget porno I can possibly make.

After the horror porn segment me, Kleio and Roggie all watched some school girl porn from the 80s. I absolutely love school girl porn, so it was cool to see the origins of it. I definitely came to the conclusion that school girl porn is timeless. The scenarios used in the movies we watched were pretty similar to the scenarios used in school girl porn today. It is a fact that it always was, and always will be, really hot to wear knee highs, a plaid skirt, get in trouble, go to detention, and fuck your teacher. Over the years, the skirts have just gotten shorter.

I think the episode airs sometime in September. Here are a few photos of us having fun in the greenroom of the Showtime studio:

Here we are on set:

And here we are with Dave – wearing “Dave’s Old Porn” hats!:

It was fun. I was happy to be part of the show.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well, first of all, I don’t know if you guys read the NY Daily News or not, but I was in there responding to Rick Santorum’s war on porn. It’s been all over the Internet actually. I was proud! It’s cool to sometimes do gang bangs, and sometimes speak about politics in the news. You can find it here:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/rick-santorum-war-pornography-adult-film-stars-production-companies-rail-goper-article-1.1041309

Too bad they didn’t use my cool Santorum image, with the talk bubble. That would have been way better.

In any case, this weekend I was in Fort Lauderdale for a big DVD wholesale convention. It was a secret gathering of a bunch of people from the staff of various adult novelty stores. A few other girls from the porn industry were there – we all celebrated St. Patrick’s Day together. I wore a stupid hat – and tried to put my game face on.

Well, here is me and all the girls from the porn industry who were at the convention. You can kinda see us – it’s Me, Chanel Preston, Bobbi Star, Jessie Andrews , Jessica Drake, Stoya, Charley Chase and Capri Anderson. Um, I know there is another girl in the photo but I am not so sure who she is!

Here is me and Bobbi Star:

Me and Jessie Andrews – I never actually spoke to her before this weekend. She is super cute! Incredibly young, but very smart, and really adorable. It was nice to get to actually get to know her:

Here is me and Charley Chase and her awesome boobs:

Here are me and Stoya being bad, and smoking cigarettes:

Me and Chanel Preston – who is known for being Wonder Woman in some Wonder Woman parody porn:

And here is me and Capri Anderson:

On Sunday night I did my radio show from my hotel room in Fort Lauderdale. I am going to try to focus on a different genre of metal every week – I think. Last week I played hair metal (like Stryker, and Warrant and Motley Crue) and this week I played Black Metal. I thought it was a good genre to play in honor of Rick Santorum – since he is all about Christianity – I thought playing a series of songs about burning churches and killing Christians was appropriate. Some of the bands I played were Immortal, Satyricon, Krallice and Mayhem. I’ll be honest; I don’t know that much about Black Metal (not to be confused with Death Metal or Thrash Metal - people get incredibly sensitive if you confuse them) – so I felt a bit like poser, but I enjoyed researching the bands and listening to them – I also, REALLY liked reading the lyrics to the songs. They are pretty hilarious – and sort of uh, inspiring? I would have to say Satyricon was my favorite of the bands that I played.

Should I start wearing corpse paint every day? It sounds rather time consuming but it might be worth it – especially in the spirit of the election.  I found a website that generated a black metal nickname for you http://www.rinki.net/pekka/bm/. Mine would be Goatat Archnium Joanna Angelum.

Should I change my stage name? That has a nice ring to it.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Don’t know how much you follow the news, but Rick Santorum is in the running to be the Republican presidential 2012 candidate who sounds like an all-around awesome dude. He’s a religious freak, hates birth control, abortions, and of course, porn. But I guess being against porn wasn’t enough excitement for his campaign, so he has declared a whole war on porn and stated that he wants to stop distribution of all hardcore porn if he gets elected.

“He demands a crackdown on the distribution of hardcore pornography on the Internet, in addition to material on cable/satellite TV, hotel/motel TV, retail shops and through the mail.” – NY Daily News

A while back, Steve Prue took a bunch of cute Polaroid photos of me in my pajamas. I thought I would share them with you. It’s a little different from the usual stuff you see of me! It looks all vintage, and candid and shit. And…er….really raw and dirty and slutty.

PS PJs are awesome. They are the best garment of clothing ever invented.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m back in New York again working in my office. It’s kinda odd. I go back and forth so frequently, sometimes I forget I’m in a different state.

I spent my day working in my office. Nothing too eventful happened – however, I did spend some time thinking about how I never fucked my own ass with my own butt-plug. Maybe I should try to conquer that this evening. It’s a huge butt plug! I honestly don’t even know if I could do it. I really feel like I should. It’s pretty bad to have my name on something I haven’t put in my own ass. Shame on me!

Here is me and my date for the night. We are gonna spend some time getting to know each other.

xoxo

Joanna Angel