Just a little reminder for everyone that…
I’M GOING TO CHICAGO TOMORROW for Exxxotica Chicago this weekend!!! And, um, there will be some smoking hot BurningAngel girls at the booth with me too all weekend-long…so all you Midwesterners (Midwesters? I like that better) should come out and say hi to all of us! We love our fans in the middle of the country =)
Here is everyone’s signing times, so you don’t miss your favorite BurningAngels:
FRIDAY, JULY 13TH:
Joanna Angel: 5 – 10 PM
Kleio: 5 – 10 PM
Rizzo: 4 – 7 PM
Phoenix: 7 – 10 PM
Felix: 4 – 7 PM
Sidney: 7 -10 PM
SATURDAY, JULY 14TH:
Joanna Angel: 3 – 9 PM
Kleio: 3 – 9 PM
Rizzo: 5:30 – 9:30 PM
Phoenix: 3:30 – 7:30 PM
Felix: 1:30 – 5:30 PM
Sidney: 5:30 – 9:30 PM
Paige: 1:30 – 5:30 PM
SUNDAY, JULY 15TH:
Joanna Angel: 2 – 7 PM
Kleio: 2 – 7 PM
Rizzo: 4 – 7 PM
Phoenix: 1 – 4 PM
Sidney: 1 – 4 PM
Paige: 4 – 7 PM
And o show my love for deep dish pizza once again, and give you some more crucial info, I give you this:
For more info on the convention, CLICK HERE!!!
Of course, it wouldn’t be an Exxxotica without PARTIES!!! Tehe. We have TWO this year – one on Friday night, and one on Saturday night…cause we’re totally WILD!
Here’s the info for FRIDAY, the 13th party…it’s at a bar in Chicago…and it’s going to be very fun and filled with lots of ladies (ie vaginas!):
For MORE INFO on this Friday night soiree, CLICK HERE!
And THEN, BurningAngel and myself are hosting an OFFICIAL EXXXOTICA AFTERPARTY on SATURDAY NIGHT, July 14th at a hotel – the HYATT OHARE! It’s a “1984 Prom”-themed party, so come dressed in clothing that has triangles and squigglies and other neon shapes from the opening credits of “Saved By The Bell” in them. Here is the flier, but you can also find MORE INFO HERE!
See you this weekend, CHI-TOWN!!!
Today has been a fairly uneventful day. So instead of trying to compose witty thoughts about two days of sending emails, running errands, having meetings, and eating leftovers…I am sharing some photos of my ass with you, taken on my iPhone. I like to have a good amount of photos of my ass on hand just in case someone texts me and wants to see my ass. Yeah – I know – it’s pretty silly…I know what you’re thinking- why don’t they just go on the Internet and find one? Well, some people are just lazy, and they enjoy that personal touch.
To be honest, I take my Sexting very seriously. I mean, if I am a porn director, it would be a disgrace for me to sext someone with a poorly-lit shot, with too much negative space – or something that was too blurry. This could really effect my entire business. I mean, what if the recipient showed their friends and they weren’t turned on at all? Then they might never look at my website…and then I just lost a customer over a sloppy sext!
Well anyway, I hope you enjoy these. I spent a good 10 – 15 minutes on each one.
Your favorite neurotic porn star,
This past weekend I went to Hootenany with Jessie Lee and Veruca James. There has been a lot of cool shit going on lately! It’s been a very fun summer so far. Hootenany is a big rockabilly festival, that has a huge car show, a bunch of bands, and a whole lot of vendors selling everything and anything you could ever want to buy with cherries and swallows and dice on them.
Two of my all-time favorite bands played, the Bouncing Souls and Rancid. It was awesome. I mean, it’s pretty weird that I have literally seen both those bands play in every stage of my life. I saw both those bands for the first time the year I was 14. I saw them both a few times while I was in high school, then a few times in college, and a few times after college – up until now. I’ve been watching them play for, like, 15 years! It’s pretty insane. Their music is pretty timeless and I will be listening to them forever!
In any case, here are a bunch of photos of me Jessie Lee and Veruca by some really amazing old custom cars. We got into some trouble taking some of these photos – I’m not sure why. It seemed like the guys who has owned the cars’ wives/ girlfriends did not want girls near the cars. I didn’t really get it. Isn’t half the reason you have an old car and bring it to a car show, is so chicks will stand near it? I don’t get it. But whatever – enjoy the photos! We had to dodge a lot of angry women to get them.
Have a happy Monday!
As this flier states, next weekend is CHICAGO EXXXOTICA and there will be a BurningAngel booth there! Signing at this booth – and featured as little pepperoni slices on this deep dish pizza, clockwise from ME – are….KLEIO, SIDNEY SCARLET, PAIGE, RIZZO, PHOENIX ASKANI and FELIX! And of course, I will be there too! =)
So come to CHICAGO next weekend and give us a hug in the windy city. For more INFO on where it is, when we’re signing and how to buy tickets, click HERE!!!
P.S. Lots of people were offended by my Butt Flag picture on the 4th. I’m sorry – I didn’t mean to offend anyone and it wasn’t even modeled after a real American flag (there weren’t even 50 butts in place of 50 stars – only, like, 38!!!). On that note, I really hope that this image does not offend anyone. I love all pizza equally and would fight violently to defend the honor of deep dish pizza! This was in no way an attempt to desecrate Chicago’s deep dish pizza. Thank you.
Well, as I had told you before – I went to Mayhem Fest this weekend. It was a big metal show, and I got to see Slayer for the first time ever. It was incredible. There was fire on stage, and bass cabinets lined up like inverted crosses. They didn’t wear costumes, they didn’t blab on about any nonsense, they didn’t have a ton of makeup on – they just got on the stage, played their songs, and walked off. It was like, they had nothing to prove. They are fucking Slayer.
I wasn’t cool enough to see them when I was younger. Being able to watch “Raining Blood” played live was a moment I will never forget!
I went there with Jessie Lee and Phoenix, along with one of Jessie’s friends named Kate – who has like, the same hair as Jessie. I also ran into Andy San Dimas while I was there. Together we all got drunk and watched metal, and it was a great way to spend a Saturday.
I was too short to watch Anthrax so my friend Matt put me on his shoulders, and I clearly got to see the whole thing. It’s awesome being a very small girl with some big friends.
Slipknot was the headlining band, and I wasn’t sure why. I think some of their songs are OK and all, but I don’t think they are gods; I don’t know why they have three drummers and like, an entire circus on stage with them, and I don’t know why they headlined over Slayer. It was a little confusing to me, but the place was completely packed when they played. I guess I am alone in my confusion about the greatness of Slipknot.
I got to meet a lot of fans while I was there. It’s nice to know I have fans who listen to good music! I am going to see if I can go to any of the other Mayhem Fests in different cities. It’s a really awesome tour.
Well everyone have a happy Fourth of July. Eat some hot dogs, or veggie hot dogs…watch some fireworks, sleep late and think about America.