This morning, I was lucky enough to have received a huge load on my face. It was awesome. It was such a nice load, that I thought it was worthy of a photograph.
A great way to start the day – that’s for sure! Unfortunately, I had to wipe it off and go to my office shortly afterwards. Even though I’m the boss of the company, and even though this company is a porn company, it is still grossly inappropriate to show up to work with jizz on your face.
Tonight, I will be attending the Fleshbot Awards. I would have loved to show off this load there, but that too would have been incredibly tacky. So I guess I will just have to put on some makeup instead.
Well, have a good weekend everyone!
The Sirius studio in LA is pretty small. The official headquarters is the one in New York , and it feels so official and shit.
Like, they put my name on a big tv screen…Just because I’m here . Pretty cool, right ? If you were here, your name could be on this screen.
And there is also a big cardboard cut-out of Elvis, for some reason.
…Yeah . Now I must be a radio guest.
I am a trooper!!! It’s November – and I’m in New York City – and I did a photo shoot for Inked Magazine on a rooftop in skimpy clothing – on top of a ledge. I’m a little afraid of heights, and this was kind of frightening. I also am a total pussy when it comes to cold weather, and I sucked it up and got through that as well. I think the photos will be in their February issue, but I’m not really sure. Here’s ME…doing all of that:
Man. I have been in New York City for a long time now – it’s really been a lot of fun. I’ve been out every night, and working in my office here during the day. So strange. When I’m in Los Angeles, I’m in bed by 11pm and I wake up around 7 am. When I’m out here, I go to bed at 4 in the morning and I struggle to wake up at 10am. It’s a totally different life.
I should get some kind of “bi-coastal” neck tattoo.
When I was at Exxxotica, I was on a sex panel with Belladonna and Stoya, hosted by the Editor of Fleshbot, Lux! Here are some photos from it! It was awesome. People asked me advice about blowjobs and anal sex and stuff – which I felt really odd doing next to Belladonna, considering she knows a hell of a lot more than I do about blowjobs and anal sex. I am pretty sure she invented those two things. Did people ever have anal sex before Belladonna did porn? I don’t think so. If they did, it was incredibly lame.
To be honest, I don’t think of myself as any kind of sexual expert. I feel like I do the same thing everyone does in their personal lives, but I just do it on camera for everyone to see. I get a little uncomfortable when people ask me sex advice, because I don’t want anyone to think there is a right or wrong way to have sex. However, I was flattered to be part of the panel, and I really enjoyed doing it. Me, Stoya and Belladonna had a great chemistry up there, and we all provided unique answers. If just one person went home feeling inspired to do something new and adventurous in the bedroom, from anything that I said, then I feel accomplished.
Here are some photos from the panel!
What an amazing weekend at Exxxotica! Seriously. I fucking love New Jersey. You can make fun of New Jersey all you want, and talk about fist-pumping and tanning and laundry and whatever – but New Jersey is an awesome place with awesome people…and many of you wonderful people came out and purchased pornography from me this weekend.
Really. I heard the most flattering compliments I have ever heard from people this weekend. It truly touched my heart! It gave me a reason to keep going. People told me things about being an innovator, a hero, the most inspiring Rutgers graduate (and mind you – James Gandolfini went there) and my favorite remark came from a straight-laced-looking middle-aged couple, who said my movie, “Joanna Angel Loves Orgies”, inspired them to invite their friends over and indulge in an orgy themselves, for the first time!!! Crazy. I had no idea. I also had the pleasure of selling $100 worth of BurningAngel DVDs to someone I went to high school with. I know you might think this is weird and creepy, but as someone who sat alone at lunch every day in high school, this was kind of cool. Maybe it was a nice way of saying “Sorry”. Or maybe it was a nice way of saying “Hey, you may have been a loser – but you were a really hot loser!” … who knows.
The BurningAngel girls were incredible. I took a step back and wanted to cry! We all are unique in our own way, and had an incredible time hanging out with each other after the convention. We got drunk, we danced to terrible music, we made out with each other, and after a bunch of Vodka-Cranberries, we all talked about how much we loved each other. We are like a very odd pornographic sorority full of girls who would have never been in a sororities.
I will have a whole bunch of photos on JoannaAngel.com from the convention on Thursday. However, in the meantime, I will just leave you one photo – my favorite photo – of a big muscular Jersey man who purchased our wifebeater – that was um… not unisex. It’s a big man in a small girls shirt!!! I love it.
Well anyways, it was a great weekend. Thank you so much to everyone who came out. Weeeeeeeee!