Well, April Fools came and went and I did not play any pranks on anyone. I forgot about it. Oh well!
Anyways, it was a fun weekend. I went to this Burlesque competition at Dragonfly in downtown LA. It was called a “Hooker Competition” but it was kind of misnamed. The acts were very much burlesque acts, and not anything close to what a prostitute does. The flier had an explanation for it – something along the lines of a definition of a hooker being someone who sells their body in some kind of way – or something. I think a hooker pageant sounded just a tad more exciting than a burlesque pageant…
However, Brian Posehn was the host of the show, and he is incredibly funny. So I enjoyed watching him!
And Traci Lords was one of the judges! I had to get a photo with her. This is some kind of generations of porno picture; I like it!
Dave Navarro was also there but I don’t have a photo with him – however, we have taken many photos together in our time so, you can probably imagine what we looked like in a photo together on that evening.
Then on Saturday, I took Jessie Lee on a date. We ate at a restaurant in Malibu by the water. It was romantic!
And then we collectively gave a friend of ours a blowjob.
So all in all, this was a pretty good weekend. I got to meet some famous people, and I got to give a blowjob with my friend.
Who knows, it it could be you next =)
It’s pretty ridiculous that I actually went to the Superbowl. Even though I’m not the world’s most devout football fan, this was an exciting experience. I am so thankful and flattered that Dave Navarro was able to get me a ticket to go. Jane’s Addiction had played the Rolling Stone party before the game, so I went to go see them, then off we went to the game. I feel like I am officially an American now. This was the first and only football game I had ever been to. It was pretty fun, although, I will say I feel very left out of an important piece of pop culture since I missed out on the commercials.
Here are me and Dave being adorable!
At the Jane’s show, I met some uh…pretty famous people? One being Billy Corgan. This was pretty epic. I told him that he helped get me through the 9th grade. I don’t know how I could have survived that era of my life without Siamese Dream (and Pretty Hate Machine – but Trent Reznor wasn’t there). He was really nice – and joked around with me for a bit.
And then I also met Guy Fieri. He did not help get me through puberty, but he has sure guided me to some of the most amazing junk food I have ever eaten.
And here is me and Etty Lau Farrell. She is Perry Farrell’s wife – and she does a sexy bondage ish kinda show on stage when Jane’s Addiction plays. She is hot! So that’s why I took a picture with her. I like taking pictures with hot chicks.
And then at the Superbowl – uh, I met Joe Montana. He was sitting near me. Joe Montana did not help me eat junk food, nor was he there for me in my life when I had terrible acne and a very morose view on the world but, I figured I should take a picture with him because this was probably the only time in my life I would ever be in the same vicinity as him.
And here I am being the classic all-American girl – eating a hot dog – at the Superbowl!
Anyways, THANK YOU Dave for getting me that ticket. You are the most humble rock star in the world, and you do incredibly sweet things for the little people. I am afterall, only 4 feet and 11 inches.
Well I’m in Indiana…For uh…fun? I got invited to some Superbowl parties. Jane’s Addiction is playing one of them…And since Dave was so incredibly happy with his ground-breaking exclusive interview on Joanna Week on Fleshbot, he was kind enough to get me a pass to the show. Being such a hard-working journalist really pays off !
Anyways, I’m not doing much today. There was an excessive amount of a new flavor of Doritos being givien at the airport, since Doritos are sponsoring the Superbowl. I ate them. They were pretty damn good. I ate one bag at the airport then another bag later.
And um, here are my Tits!
And my freshly pedicured paws!
And my butt!
And me drinking a cup of less than mediocre coffee!
Yeah. Go Giants!!!