SKIP! I’m grumpy.
Ummm, I SKIP? I’m grumpy. I have nothing nice to say, and I was told that if you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all. SO, I’m going to say only a couple of things…not-so-nicely…
First, BUY MY FUCKING T-SHIRTS – they’re spanking new and RIGHT HERE!
Second, I am going to CANADA next weekend. Canadians, you’ve asked me to come, so here is your chance…don’t miss it! Or I will take your maple leaves and burn them all. The maple trees too. INFO ON THE APPEARANCE IS RIGHT HERE!
Third, I’d like to thank GWAR for Tweeting me today. It made me feel good. I want to have sex with all of you.
xoxo
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