I’m in New York – just for a day. Tomorrow, I am leaving from here to go to Philly so I can dance my ass off at Club Risque:
Speaking of asses, here is a picture I just took of mine in the bathroom of my New York office:
I hope you can see it live, and gyrating in a stripper-esque motion tomorrow or Saturday night in the city of brotherly love.
Well, I’m on an airplane – using the Internet. Don’t worry, I am not like Alec Baldwin. I purchased some wireless time, after the plane took off, which is completely legal and in fact encouraged by the airline.
I don’t have all that much to say. Life has been kinda mellow these past few days. Mellow is a great thing!…however, not for blogging purposes. I haven’t read the news in a little while, so I spent the past half hour on the airplane catching up on what’s going on in the world. It’s really quite depressing. Some college football coach has been raping young dudes, a chick from Long Island was found dead, someone murdered a 7-year-old-girl…what the hell is going on ? It’s pretty scary. I feel like people have been way more violent and disgusting lately than usual. Is that just me?
Finally, after a bunch of horrible shit, I found something positive. Guns n’ Roses have officially made it to the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame. I was actually listening to them the other day and thinking about what an awesome band they were, so I’m glad they are going in there. The Beastie Boys are also apparently going in there too, who I think are OK – but not nearly as deserving as Guns n’ Roses. The Red Hot Chilli Peppers were also inducted in, and I can’t stand them…however, I see why they made it in there. I just don’t personally like their music. Especially all the newer stuff.
A few people did not make the cut – some bands I didn’t care for, but The Cure was one of them. This bummed me out. I definitely think The Cure belongs in the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame over The Beastie Boys. They also passed on Joan Jett which is also incredibly lame. So unfortunately, the one piece of positive news I was able to find on the Internet, was actually not so positive after all.
Robert Smith and Joan Jett – I would like to induct you into my very own JoannaAngel.com Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. Screw those idiots at the hall of fame. What do people from Cleveland know about music anyways!?
Man, did this year go by quickly! I feel like it was just yesterday that I was announcing last year’s AVN nominations. I’m getting old. Time is flying by. But who gives a shit – because apparently I produced some awesome award-worthy pornography this year and that’s a great feeling!
Director of the Year (Body of Work): Joanna Angel
Best Membership Site: BurningAngel.com
Best Web Premiere: “The Shaft”, BurningAngel.com
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image: BurningAngel Entertainment
Best POV Series: P.O.V. Punx
Best All-Sex Release: No Panties Allowed 2
Best Anal Release: Joanna Angel: Ass-Fucked
Best Comedy: Kung Fu Pussy
Best DVD Extras: Joanna Angel and James Deen’s Summer Vacation
Best Gonzo Release: Joanna Angel and James Deen’s Summer Vacation
Best Music Soundtrack: Kung Fu Pussy
Best POV Release: P.O.V. Punx 5
Best Pro-Am Release: BurningAngel Newbies
Best Vignette Release: My Favorite Emo Sluts
Here’s a couple photos from the Jessie Lee Goes to College DVD release party!
I think I need to work on my candid expressions. I always seem to look kind of depressed and big-nosed in candid party shots. I’m not sure why. I do have a fairly large nose, yet it doesn’t appear that way from a lot of angles…and I swear, I am not depressed! I had a lot of fun at the party – it just doesn’t appear that way!
Anyways, it was a good time (YOU CAN SEE THE REST OF THE PARTY PICS HERE!!!). And I really love the movie. It was great to direct a movie that had nothing to do with me and everything to do with Jessie Lee. I did make a few funny cameos in it though. If you watch the movie closely enough, maybe you can spot me!
Here is everything you need to put in your Google calender. Or whatever organizational system you use for your life…Ok ? I hope to see you in at least one of these places !
Check out the trailer HERE!
And here is how you can come see me in Philly (click IMAGE for more info!):
And here is where I’ll be in Denver (click IMAGE for more info!):
Have a good weekend !!