Hey, I swear. I don’t want to show off here. I am extremely humble. I swear.

But I saw the ad for the AEE Expo and I just want to say how ridiculously flattered I am to be – what looks like – some kind of representative for the show. The AEE Expo is kind of a big deal in porn, and I am sure that 10 years ago, there would not have been a girl with pink hair and tattoos front-and-center in the promotional advertisement for the show. It’s the big expo in Vegas every year in January- and on the last day of the expo the AVN Awards takes place. It’s one big porno-riffic gangster-ish weekend in Vegas.

I swear. I didn’t pay anyone to get on this poster, and I’m not a representative for a huge porn company. I’m really happy that I made it here just doing exactly what I wanted to do.

Being on this ad doesn’t mean I can retire tomorrow or anything…but I am damn proud of this. OK? Let me be proud! Is that cool? I will go back to being a self-hating Jew tomorrow. I promise.

(Left to right it’s the world famous porno superstars: Teagan Presley, Asa Akira, MEEE , Jessica Drake and Allie Haze).

PS. That is not actually my guitar. I just used it as a phallic object to put in between my legs.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well- some of my entries have a lot of words- this entry will have little words and a lot of photos. I mean, what do they say? A photo speaks a thousand words- or something? I don’t really know. Anyways- here are my photos from Erotica LA! Me and the BurningAngel girls had a lot of fun. Thank you to everyone who came out and got some signed DVD’s and shit. We love you dearly.

Well here is me and Alexis Texas

I know everyone likes to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass- but you know what- if you can’t beat em’ join on. Sometimes I want to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass too. It is totally OK for feminist types to objectify girl’s with nice asses every once in a while- right? Yeah. So Anyways, here I am with Alexis Texas’ amazing awesome juicy ass.

Seriously- I don’t get why my face looks so ghost-ly in all these photos. I swear, I did not look like that in person. I need to stop using that kind of foundation or something. Grr. Oh well. Sorry. Anyways- here is Misti Dawn holding a portrait of James Deen and Brian Street Team. These portraits were done by a very professional and famous artist and they are worth a lot of money.

Now here is Misti Dawn showing her respects to the amazing artist who drew the portrait.

And here are Bella Vendetta and Draven looking cute and stuff.

And here are Misti Dawn and Jessie Lee being cute by making un-traditionally cute faces.

And here is me and Andy – along with a writer for Vice Magazine- but the Vice in South Africa- not the Vice here.

And here I am with my friend/ BA Photographer Nate. I thought you would all appreciate this angle- and this angel- GET IT!

Here is my very official red carpet photo from the FAME awards.

Here is me with the entire all-star team of BurningAngel sluts! Bellavendetta, Jessie Lee, Misti Dawn, Cadence, Draven and Envy- it appears as though each of us were all trying to pose for a different camera.

Here is me and Bobbi Star- you know, I really need to start making more graceful faces in pictures. Joanna- it’s not cute. It is getting ridiculous!

Here is me and Eva Angelina

Here is me and Teagan- who won a FAME award for Best Ass. Unfortunately, her ass is not in the photo so you can’t really tell. I have always kinda wanted to have sex with her- even though she is blond and has fake boobs and stuff- I think she is totally hot.

Here is me inbetween Evan Sinefeld and Tera Patrick. Tera Patrick beat me in the fame awards for favorite female starlet, AND for best website. Therefore, for totally immature purposes I am so not linking to her website in this posting. Don’t get me wrong- Tera is a very nice lady and she is legendary in porno-land and shit- but I sincerely think my website is better than hers. Oh well. Le Sigh!

YUM- here is me with my future wife Sunny Leone. I don’t know why but I look downright frightening in this picture. I do strongly recall my eyelash glue acting kinda funky at this time- but jeeze. I don’t get it. Just look at Sunny and don’t focus on me.

One of the millions of reasons I love Jenna Haze is because she spends more on shoes than I do on rent for a month. For this reason, I thought that her shoe deserved its own photo. That and the fact that it was black and pink and everything in the world that is black and pink is definitely awesome.

And now here is me and Jenna being goofy.

And here is Brian Street Team with the Wicked Pictures Contract Hoe- Jessica Drake. I know that Brian really wants to have sex with Jessica- but I don’t know if she is as down with the streets as he wants her to be- so this photo is closest he can get to hitting that shit in the mean time.

And here is Andy again with Mr. Pete who I love having sex with- although I don’t know if the other BA members like Mr.Pete all that much. I think they are still warming up to him or something. I don’t know! Anyways- here he is.

Here is me and Jenna on stage presenting the award for Best Breasts.

Here is me crossing my fingers and hoping to win the award for best website.

And here I am after losing the award for best website- see how sad you made me and Draven! Why would you ever want to make me and Draven so sad!

And last but not least- here is a photo of me probably the nicest girl in the entire porn industry- Belladonna. I don’t just think she is nice because she let me put one fist in her butt-hole and one fist in her vagina and kinda pretend I was boxing….. she really is just one of the nicest people- not just in porn, but like in the world. A nice person who can get two fists inside of them is pretty rare. Three cheers for kindness and fisting!

Well those are all my Erotica LA photos.

I hope you enjoyed them =)

xoxox

Joanna Angel