Yesterday, I was a guest on Dave Attell’s (@attell) show on Showtime called “Dave’s Old Porn” (@oldp0rn) along with BurningAngel girls Kleio and Roggie. It was awesome. Dave is an old Jewish comedian, who is extremely charming and a total asshole at the same time. I don’t really know how he pulls it off. He was the host of the AVN Awards this year, and I have seen him at a few porn industry functions – so him having a porno-related TV show makes sense. The show is fun – Dave basically watches a bunch of porn from the 70s and 80s and comments on it with a guest. Sometimes his guests are porn stars, and sometimes they are other various celebrities. Yesterday when I was done shooting, Judah Freelander came in to shoot an episode directly after me – and as a big fan of the show “30 Rock”, it was kind of exciting to cross paths with him for about 2 seconds. I walked out as he walked in, and we both gave each other like, a half smile.

Dave and I first watched various horror-themed pornos from the 70s (I was told that on this episode, Rob Zombie would also be appearing…however, he was not there when I was there) . I don’t remember the names of all of them, but they were pretty insane. Porn from the 70s was incredibly cheesy, with an excessive amount of “acting”, incredibly non-erotic camera angles (you could barely see penetration and there was a whole lot of man-ass) and a whole bunch of un-groomed genital hair – but I was still impressed. The budgets for porn movies was definitely higher back then; these movies were big productions with huge crews. If pornographers these days had the same budgets pornographers had in the 70s, I could only imagine the incredible shit that would be made. But alas! That is not the case. I will take my shaved vagina and make the best low-budget porno I can possibly make.

After the horror porn segment me, Kleio and Roggie all watched some school girl porn from the 80s. I absolutely love school girl porn, so it was cool to see the origins of it. I definitely came to the conclusion that school girl porn is timeless. The scenarios used in the movies we watched were pretty similar to the scenarios used in school girl porn today. It is a fact that it always was, and always will be, really hot to wear knee highs, a plaid skirt, get in trouble, go to detention, and fuck your teacher. Over the years, the skirts have just gotten shorter.

I think the episode airs sometime in September. Here are a few photos of us having fun in the greenroom of the Showtime studio:

Here we are on set:

And here we are with Dave – wearing “Dave’s Old Porn” hats!:

It was fun. I was happy to be part of the show.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well, first of all, I don’t know if you guys read the NY Daily News or not, but I was in there responding to Rick Santorum’s war on porn. It’s been all over the Internet actually. I was proud! It’s cool to sometimes do gang bangs, and sometimes speak about politics in the news. You can find it here:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/rick-santorum-war-pornography-adult-film-stars-production-companies-rail-goper-article-1.1041309

Too bad they didn’t use my cool Santorum image, with the talk bubble. That would have been way better.

In any case, this weekend I was in Fort Lauderdale for a big DVD wholesale convention. It was a secret gathering of a bunch of people from the staff of various adult novelty stores. A few other girls from the porn industry were there – we all celebrated St. Patrick’s Day together. I wore a stupid hat – and tried to put my game face on.

Well, here is me and all the girls from the porn industry who were at the convention. You can kinda see us – it’s Me, Chanel Preston, Bobbi Star, Jessie Andrews , Jessica Drake, Stoya, Charley Chase and Capri Anderson. Um, I know there is another girl in the photo but I am not so sure who she is!

Here is me and Bobbi Star:

Me and Jessie Andrews – I never actually spoke to her before this weekend. She is super cute! Incredibly young, but very smart, and really adorable. It was nice to get to actually get to know her:

Here is me and Charley Chase and her awesome boobs:

Here are me and Stoya being bad, and smoking cigarettes:

Me and Chanel Preston – who is known for being Wonder Woman in some Wonder Woman parody porn:

And here is me and Capri Anderson:

On Sunday night I did my radio show from my hotel room in Fort Lauderdale. I am going to try to focus on a different genre of metal every week – I think. Last week I played hair metal (like Stryker, and Warrant and Motley Crue) and this week I played Black Metal. I thought it was a good genre to play in honor of Rick Santorum – since he is all about Christianity – I thought playing a series of songs about burning churches and killing Christians was appropriate. Some of the bands I played were Immortal, Satyricon, Krallice and Mayhem. I’ll be honest; I don’t know that much about Black Metal (not to be confused with Death Metal or Thrash Metal - people get incredibly sensitive if you confuse them) – so I felt a bit like poser, but I enjoyed researching the bands and listening to them – I also, REALLY liked reading the lyrics to the songs. They are pretty hilarious – and sort of uh, inspiring? I would have to say Satyricon was my favorite of the bands that I played.

Should I start wearing corpse paint every day? It sounds rather time consuming but it might be worth it – especially in the spirit of the election.  I found a website that generated a black metal nickname for you http://www.rinki.net/pekka/bm/. Mine would be Goatat Archnium Joanna Angelum.

Should I change my stage name? That has a nice ring to it.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

A while back, Steve Prue took a bunch of cute Polaroid photos of me in my pajamas. I thought I would share them with you. It’s a little different from the usual stuff you see of me! It looks all vintage, and candid and shit. And…er….really raw and dirty and slutty.

PS PJs are awesome. They are the best garment of clothing ever invented.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Here are some photos from the porno I shot this weekend! It was fun. Here’s just a few photos. I’ll post more tomorrow.

It’s Krissie Dee and Mick Blue!

Phoenix Askani, Brian Street Team and Tommy Pistol! Banging!!!

Here they are post-bang taking a nice family photo.

And here I am dressed like the principal of PunkSchoolGirls.com!

We have fun.

And that’s all I have for now.

I love my job! I really do. I’m so fortunate to be able to be creative and be around hot sex. It’s awesome.

I just need to get some sex of my own. The woes of a porn director!!! Everyone banged but me. I just barked orders as a principal.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well, last night was my very first own radio show. I’ve been on so many other people’s radio shows throughout the years and now I have my own. Well, it’s not totally mine. Me and Chris Nieratko co-hosted it together . It’s an online radio show on Moheak radio. It’s all new and I was nervous about my first show so – I didn’t even blog about it.

It’s going to go on every week – however, we are changing the time to 7-9 PM PST.

Chris is insanely hilarious. I had a hard time stopping myself from laughing. It’s hard for me to recap his humor through writing so you will just have to tune in next week to see what I mean. I also completely forgot that the show had a live webcam in the studio – and I showed up to do the show with absolutely no makeup on, and I even ate a sandwich – without knowing I was being watched. It was a really messy sandwich, with dressing and avocado all over the damn place. I’m a little embarrassed.

Aside from me and Chris joking around with one another, I also played some music. A few people asked for my playlist – so here are a few songs that I played! It was a mix of some new music and some old music.

Deathwaltz – Brendon Small
Twice Born – Fucked Up
Not of This World – Danzig
Kickstart my Heart – Motley Crue
Cowboys from Hell- Pantera
Persistence of Time – Anthrax
Two cups of Tea – Star Fucking Hipsters
Shrapnel - American Steel

I know. Not that many songs – me and Chris talked for a lot of the time. I’m still trying to figure out the format of the show, and how much should be talking and how much should be music. I might play some more music next week – I will see!

Thanks for those who tuned in!

xoxo

Joanna Angel