Sorry for being MIA. I’m back and better than ever. I recently returned from the bible belt and have many stories to share, well, not that many.
There is something extremely charming about the mid-west. It’s clean, people are friendly and everyone carries a gun! I respect that every man gets up in the morning and puts on jeans, boots and a cowboy hats in a non ironic way. It’s like a modern day version of Oregon Trail.
I danced at a local strip club called Night Trips. I had to wear full bottoms and cover my nipples with latex. The latex was clear, so, I’m not really sure what the point of it was…In addition, the strip club is only allowed to serve low alcohol beer. Low alcoholic beer can not have more than 1.2% alcohol level. I couldn’t make it though my second beer. Sorry, Night Trips! I did have a lovely time and would definitely return though!
Here I am on the bar at Coyote Ugly. It wasn’t quite as cool as the movie.
Here I am in the town square of Bricktown, OK
This was a rad bar! I drank a bunch here.
Come see me feature dance in Oklahoma City, OK next week at Night Trips!!
Saturday, April 13 – showtimes are 9pm, 11pm, and 1am!
You don’t want to miss me taking off all my clothes and wiggling my butt in your face, do you?! See you there!
It’s your lucky day, because today, you get to see some behind the scenes photos from the blond-est movie I ever directed that will be titled “Blondes Do It Better”! Do you think they do it better? I spent a lot of time watching other blonde movies for inspiration for this- like Legally Blonde 1 and 2, and Gentleman Prefer Blondes starring Marilyn Monroe. Since I am not blonde, I had to do some research .
Oh, I’m not blonde. And I…. don’t… do it better? :’[
These girls look so freaking hot with a nice warm cumshot on their faces!
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it: blonde!
Who is that mysterious mustache’d stranger?! Oh wait, it’s Jessie Lee and she looks hot even with a ’stache.
AND Krissie Dee is back and she’s blonde and yay tits! She’s like a little Asian Barbie doll!
I hope you’re looking forward to this movie as much as I am!
Woo hoo! I’ve been nominated for a 2013 Fanny Award for Director of the Year! Please go vote for me, and then tell all your friends to vote for me, haha! The Fannys are the Exxxotica Fans’ Choice Awards in Atlantic City, NJ (which I will also be at!). It’s pretty awesome to be nominated, but it would be more awesome to win!
Sometimes my phone is a total fucking douche canoe and it throws off what I’m trying to accomplish, and today was one of those days! Luckily for me, I got to shoot the always-gorgeous Phoenix Askani for a PunkSchoolGirls scene, and then my phone nonsense didn’t really matter. Have you seen this chick? Jeebus.
She’s gonna bang the chess club instead of learning strategy. Mr. Pete and John Strong? Definitely great at strategy.
Boobs and pigtails. Fuck yeah!
And if you get a chance TONIGHT, you can totally see more of those awesome pierced tits on her LIVE WEBCAM show in the BurningAngel.com chat! Starts at 11pm est/8pm pst and goes for about an hour! Click here to go directly to the chat!
Oh, and the theme for tonight’s webcam show is Blackhawks & Buttholes, so don’t miss out!