It’s Stormy Leather, Jessie Lee, ME!, Brian Street Team, Misti Dawn, Nate Liquor, Sparky, Cadence St John, on the red carpet for the AVN awards show.We take these red carpet things very seriously.

UGGGGGGH now where do I even begin? This seems to happen every year–from my birthday to the middle of January just flies by. I barely get enough time to get excited about my birthday,  or New Years… and the AEE expo comes and goes, and then I get sick for a few days… and then I want to do nothing but sleep for a few days and then life starts over again. Hmm. What can I say about AEE? I don’t really know. It was great meeting all you fans who came out. For the first time at this convention I really felt like part of this “game”and not just like a girl playing dress-up. Unfortunately, I don’t have any exciting stories to tell you. I woke up every morning at 7am, got my makeup done, did interviews, signed autographs for a while, then went to some kind of business dinner and did some kind of appearance/party at night. I didn’t get drunk and black out, I didn’t accidentally get married, I didn’t get mixed up with any kind of mafia scandal, and I didn’t win or lose any money at all. This Vegas trip was nothing like the Hangover or Oceans 11. Maybe next time.

I feature danced my first night in Vegas at The Velvet Lion, and Vinne Paul from Pantera was there! Back when I was a full-time stripper I used to dance to Pantera’s “Walk” all the time. Seeing him there made me feel like everything was coming full circle–Pantera used to get me in the mood to show my boobs, and now I was showing Pantera my boobs. Crazy. Too bad I did not get to show Dimebag Darrell my body parts before he passed away. I am determined one day to put one of my pornos on his grave.

Well here is me, Vinnie Paul, and his assistant whose name I can not remember.

I only found a few photos of myself from the actual AEE convention- some nice people on twitter gave me some!

here is me and @TAYSTEVENS

and here is me and @seandps

and here is me and @brianstreetteam in front of a very large photo of my butt. I think my over-sized ass pic is making Brian Street Team a little uncomfortable- while it is making me extremely overjoyed!!!

We had a party at the Playboy Club at the Palms Casino and that was quite interesting. The wall of the club had photos of Playboy models everywhere–and they mixed in photos of me and the BurningAngel girls that night. It was quite funny to see photos of ourselves amongst Holly Madison and Kendra um… whatever the hell her last name is from the Girls Next Door. DJ Jess came out and DJ-ed the party so the music made me feel right at home–no fist-pumping douchey club music. The crowd was kinda odd–a mixture of some BA fans, and uh…. a few Senators. No- a Senator is not a cool new hipster term for someone with a certain kind of hat or mustache- I am actually talking about people who work at the Senate. I’m not sure what states they were from but they were very keen on flirting with Jane all night. All this fun came to a sad end when DJ Jess took a photo of Jane’s nipple and

she got thrown out of the club. She actually got thrown out of the hotel, not just the club! A few years ago in Vegas I remember getting kicked out of the lobby of the Venetian because I was wearing a hoodie that said “Fuck Off” on the back. Sometimes people (those people

include me) forget that Vegas is inside of Nevada–a very red state where people do not believe in curses–or nipples. So yeah, if you go to the Playboy Club in Las Vegas and get all riled up and want to show the world your nipple, think twice! Go to the bathroom and flash yourself in the mirror to get your rocks off. As far as I know–I think that is still allowed.

Here are a few photos from the party before all that nonsense happened:

Here is Jane right before she got kicked out!! How sad. She was having fun!

This photo was not from the BurningAngel party it was from a different party from a different night. It is a photo of me and the best new starlett Kagney Lynn Carter. Appearance wise she is the complete opposite of a BurningAngel girl but she is totally adorable and I wasn’t quite sure where else to put this photo.

And then there was the actual awards show.Before I begin my story- here are a few photos of me and James Deen and the girls getting into the limo to go to the show. Sorry if you don’t think limos are punk. I don’t know how else to get 10 people to travel together in Vegas.

Well, to start off, I wore the most uncomfortable shoes I have ever worn to the show. Now, I wear uncomfortable shoes quite often, but these were far worse than any other pair of uncomfortable shoes I have ever worn. I blame my funny faces on the red carpet on those shoes. After I was done walking the carpet, well, I sat down… simply because that was all I could do. Several people asked me to go to the bar with them and grab a drink and I politely refused because I was completely unable to move from the chair I was at. I was honestly worried I wouldn’t be able to walk across the casino to go to the actual awards show once it opened. Yes–they were that bad!! So I explained my problem to Cadence, and she told me to take some chewing gum and stick it in the shoes. I was pretty desperate and did have a whole pack of gum in my bag so I immediately took some out and began sticking it in my shoes- in front of the entire porno industry. I must have stuck about 30 pieces of gum inside each shoe- and well- it totally worked! I felt very odd… I mean, throughout the night I basically felt like what it feels like to be barefoot and step on freshly spit out gum on the street but, that was a lot better than feeling like someone was hitting your toes with a hammer all night. I would like to take this time to thank Cadence for that tip, and I would like to thank Trident gum for being there when I needed someone. Now the insides of those shoes kinda look like

the bottom of a high school desk, but whatever. It was worth it.

Here are a few photos from the red carpet:

Me and Dave Attel- he hosted the show this year. He talked about me on Howard Stern once and referred to me as “that Jewish chick- Angel Jones.” I was in the middle of telling him this and then someone snapped a photo- hence why it looks a little awkward.

Here is the cutest couple in porno- me and James Deen

I have the best girls ever.

Here are all the fans who were ogling the red carpet. Hellooooo fans!

Here is the sexy version of the BurningAngel girls on the red carpet. It’s all the same girls and boys who were listed above- with the addition of CoCo Velvett (to the right of Sparky) and… unfortunately I don’t know the name of the girl in between CoCo and Cadence. I think she was one of CoCo’s friends. But she sure was hot so I am glad she was in this photo!

and here I am- you can’t see the uncomfortable shoes but they are there!

Aside from that, well, I lost all my awards. It kinda sucked. I was pretty sure we would win something this year considering that we were nominated for 18 awards…. but we did not win anything. To make it even worse, for some reason AVN decides to only announce 5 out of the 15 nominees at the show before announcing the winner (and they show short clips from these five movies), and we were not mentioned for any award except for the “web starlet of the year” award. It was annoying! It almost felt like we weren’t nominated at all. The evening basically consisted of AVN showing clips from the same 5 movies all night for every category and it was a little ridiculous. I know we made some great movies last year and I am very proud of them. I am not leaving porn any time soon so I have plenty of time left in my career to win awards. As long as you guys like my movies that is really all that matters.

A little over a year ago an all-boys religious Jewish college requested to have me on their college radio show. It was kind of scandalous–I had to sneak into the building because females are not allowed in there. Later in the year they sent me an award in the mail for “Best Guest.” I just got a text message from one of their hosts and he told me they are re-naming the “Best Guest” award the “Joanna Angel Award of Excellence”, because apparently no guest can ever hold a candle to me. So whoever wins it every year will basically be second place to me. I think they give this award out later in the year and I volunteered to call into the show and announce the winner. I have no idea how to listen to this show or where it can be accessed. I’m pretty sure that just the people in the school can listen to it.  So whatever–AVN may not love me, but there are like 18 boys at YeshivaUniversity who truly know how to spot talent when they see it!!

Thank you again to all the fans who trekked out to Vegas and paid the overpriced entrance fee to the convention just to see me. (picture some violins playing and shit) You all make me feel like I am winning an award every day!!!

Here are a few random photos from the awards. My camera ran out of batteries right after I got there but I managed to take a few pictures.

Here is me and Jenna Haze!

Me, Belladonna, and Bobbi Star

Me and Kristina Rose

Me and Sunny Leone

and that’s it.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Well- some of my entries have a lot of words- this entry will have little words and a lot of photos. I mean, what do they say? A photo speaks a thousand words- or something? I don’t really know. Anyways- here are my photos from Erotica LA! Me and the BurningAngel girls had a lot of fun. Thank you to everyone who came out and got some signed DVD’s and shit. We love you dearly.

Well here is me and Alexis Texas

I know everyone likes to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass- but you know what- if you can’t beat em’ join on. Sometimes I want to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass too. It is totally OK for feminist types to objectify girl’s with nice asses every once in a while- right? Yeah. So Anyways, here I am with Alexis Texas’ amazing awesome juicy ass.

Seriously- I don’t get why my face looks so ghost-ly in all these photos. I swear, I did not look like that in person. I need to stop using that kind of foundation or something. Grr. Oh well. Sorry. Anyways- here is Misti Dawn holding a portrait of James Deen and Brian Street Team. These portraits were done by a very professional and famous artist and they are worth a lot of money.

Now here is Misti Dawn showing her respects to the amazing artist who drew the portrait.

And here are Bella Vendetta and Draven looking cute and stuff.

And here are Misti Dawn and Jessie Lee being cute by making un-traditionally cute faces.

And here is me and Andy – along with a writer for Vice Magazine- but the Vice in South Africa- not the Vice here.

And here I am with my friend/ BA Photographer Nate. I thought you would all appreciate this angle- and this angel- GET IT!

Here is my very official red carpet photo from the FAME awards.

Here is me with the entire all-star team of BurningAngel sluts! Bellavendetta, Jessie Lee, Misti Dawn, Cadence, Draven and Envy- it appears as though each of us were all trying to pose for a different camera.

Here is me and Bobbi Star- you know, I really need to start making more graceful faces in pictures. Joanna- it’s not cute. It is getting ridiculous!

Here is me and Eva Angelina

Here is me and Teagan- who won a FAME award for Best Ass. Unfortunately, her ass is not in the photo so you can’t really tell. I have always kinda wanted to have sex with her- even though she is blond and has fake boobs and stuff- I think she is totally hot.

Here is me inbetween Evan Sinefeld and Tera Patrick. Tera Patrick beat me in the fame awards for favorite female starlet, AND for best website. Therefore, for totally immature purposes I am so not linking to her website in this posting. Don’t get me wrong- Tera is a very nice lady and she is legendary in porno-land and shit- but I sincerely think my website is better than hers. Oh well. Le Sigh!

YUM- here is me with my future wife Sunny Leone. I don’t know why but I look downright frightening in this picture. I do strongly recall my eyelash glue acting kinda funky at this time- but jeeze. I don’t get it. Just look at Sunny and don’t focus on me.

One of the millions of reasons I love Jenna Haze is because she spends more on shoes than I do on rent for a month. For this reason, I thought that her shoe deserved its own photo. That and the fact that it was black and pink and everything in the world that is black and pink is definitely awesome.

And now here is me and Jenna being goofy.

And here is Brian Street Team with the Wicked Pictures Contract Hoe- Jessica Drake. I know that Brian really wants to have sex with Jessica- but I don’t know if she is as down with the streets as he wants her to be- so this photo is closest he can get to hitting that shit in the mean time.

And here is Andy again with Mr. Pete who I love having sex with- although I don’t know if the other BA members like Mr.Pete all that much. I think they are still warming up to him or something. I don’t know! Anyways- here he is.

Here is me and Jenna on stage presenting the award for Best Breasts.

Here is me crossing my fingers and hoping to win the award for best website.

And here I am after losing the award for best website- see how sad you made me and Draven! Why would you ever want to make me and Draven so sad!

And last but not least- here is a photo of me probably the nicest girl in the entire porn industry- Belladonna. I don’t just think she is nice because she let me put one fist in her butt-hole and one fist in her vagina and kinda pretend I was boxing….. she really is just one of the nicest people- not just in porn, but like in the world. A nice person who can get two fists inside of them is pretty rare. Three cheers for kindness and fisting!

Well those are all my Erotica LA photos.

I hope you enjoyed them =)

xoxox

Joanna Angel